As long as Rita comes, it's not my territory and I have the final say?
The team's lineup was determined, and the joining of Lao Pi and Xiang Guo allowed Jiang Miao to completely relax. So full of warmth and thoughts, he simply stopped doing nothing and went all out to hit home runs!
But the problem now is: Rita is shy.
I don't care about anything, and I don't agree with anything.
From beginning to end, he kept saying one sentence: "Wait a minute! It's too hasty. Let's wait for a longer time."
Wait a moment? Say it again?
What a joke!
The best driving period of a good car is right there, and there is an expiration date!
If you procrastinate any longer, you will have to face various problems while driving.
For example: the piston and cylinder are loose.
For example: parts are rusty, dry, and not lubricated enough.
For example: the appearance is aging and the car lights are dim.
Such as... etc., etc., various questions!
So, of course, we have to open early.
Jiang Miao will never let Rita go, and is determined to Rita as soon as possible!
Not coming? Then find a reason to trick her into coming!
What reason are you looking for?
Jiang Miao fell into deep thought.
"Uncle, do you think Xiao Ming's model airplane is particularly beautiful?"
Xiao Ming is a kid in the building next door, and he often plays with his nephew.
"Uncle, look at this Transformer, Xiao Ming has it!"
"Uncle, look..."
"Go away! Leave me alone!"
Jiang Miao responded with anger.
"Anyway, you didn't! What, you don't accept it? If you don't accept it, go to your mother and ask her if she accepts it!"
"..."
The nephew immediately fell into autism, and his pitiful appearance was endearing.
It has to be said that although the Jiang family is poor academics, their looks are definitely not bad.
The same goes for the little nephew, who inherited Empress Dowager Jiang’s beautiful big eyes and the tenderest skin at his age.
The tiger-headed and tiger-brained ones are really cute.
Um?
etc!
Jiang Miao's eyes suddenly lit up!
Is it possible to attract Rita to her through her nephew?
After all, my nephew is so cute, and women are naturally maternal, right?
Yes! It works!
It’s worth operating and there’s room for maneuver!
Suddenly, Jiang Miao looked at his little nephew with intense eyes.
Cuteness can attract people, but it's not enough.
This pitiful look is good and can greatly trigger maternal love.
But it's still not enough!
You have to increase your efforts to make it even more pitiful!
It's best to be so pitiful that Rita can't bear it, feels distressed, and can't help but want to come over!
So... gotta cry!
Thinking of this, Jiang Miao suddenly became enlightened.
"Hehehehehehe~"
Smiling sinisterly, staring closely at his nephew, his laughter became louder and louder.
Suddenly, the little nephew panicked and said with a trembling voice,
"Uncle...what's wrong with you?"
"Ah? Nothing!"
"Then why do you keep looking at me and laughing?"
The ideas have been clarified and the action has begun.
Next, Jiang Miao intentionally or unintentionally let his little nephew be on camera while videotaping with Rita.
Queen Mother Jiang also wanted to be on camera, but she had to go to work during the day. Rita was a bit shy, so she always deliberately timed her videos to coincide with Queen Mother Jiang's working hours.
As expected, the cuteness of the little nephew made Rita's heart melt.
Seeing that the time had come, Jiang Miao immediately started adding weight.
"Help my uncle, tell me later that you want to meet your aunt. As long as your aunt comes over, I will buy you a model airplane and Transformers!"
"Obviously, you have them all!"
"You still have what they obviously don't have!"
"How about it?"
"Emm..." Unexpectedly, the little nephew hesitated and did not reply.
This makes Jiang Miao very unhappy. The little bastard is still waiting for the price? Want to add more pounds?
"That's it! My uncle will buy you a PS4. It doesn't matter whether you study or not. There is no difference between passing the test and getting 20 or 30 points. They are all bad students. You might as well have fun."
"emmm..." He hasn't agreed yet!
Jiang Miao is very angry! Very angry!
Bang bang bang, downstairs!
Looking at the angry figure of his uncle, the little nephew looked confused.
On the one hand, there are various gifts from his brother-in-law, and on the other hand, his mother is nagging these days, waiting for his brother-in-law to come over and help him with his homework.
You can only play with gifts secretly. If you play with them for a little longer, you may be discovered by your own mother, who will then be beaten and confiscated.
As for my little aunt, there will be no easy time anymore when she comes. She will have to face extremely painful and long make-up lessons that will take up all the entertainment time!
If two powers benefit each other, choose the heavier one; if two powers harm each other, choose the lighter one.
The little nephew decisively chose what was most beneficial to him: Little aunt, it would be better not to come!
...
"Boss, I want elementary school reference material!"
"Boss, I want elementary school students' math test papers, the more the merrier!"
"Boss, there are also English speakers!"
"Boss, can you choose the tutorial book with the most exercises for me?"
"What? Primary school students all have Huanggang Secret Papers? Damn it! Give me one set, no, ten sets!"
In the bookstore, the boss was beaming with joy, while Jiang Miao was gnashing her teeth.
You don’t want to eat the soft ones but want to eat the hard ones?
Come, come, my uncle will satisfy you!
Browsing the bookshelf, my eyes suddenly lit up.
Calligraphy posts! Calligraphy practice posts!
Turtle ~ What a good thing!
This thing is the most disgusting. I think Jiang Miao was disgusted back then!
The key point is that this thing cannot be used to tie two pens or even three pens together, so that writing one word is equivalent to writing two or three.
Therefore, there is no fast copying, only copying word by word.
"Boss! I want it!"
Pointing to the only book on the bookshelf,
"Just one? One is not enough! My nephew wants to become a calligrapher. Don't delay my nephew's future!"
"Deng Deng stare~"
There is no elevator in the old-fashioned six-story community, so you can only climb the stairs.
Fortunately, Jiang Miao was young and energetic, so he was able to carry such a large pile of tigers and still walk away.
"Bang~"
It hit the little nephew in front of him, making him tremble in shock!
"Come, do as I told you before and invite your little aunt to Jinling."
"Either, these are all yours! Or, these parts are yours!"
"Sorry, you have no choice now!"
Jiang Miao grinned, feeling extremely happy looking at her little nephew's pitiful appearance.
Little bastard, are you satisfied?
If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished by drinking wine. Now just eat it obediently!
"Hey~ That's right! It would be better to be more pitiful!"
Comfortably, I took out my mobile phone and talked to Rita.
When we were done talking, we immediately handed the camera to our little nephew.
Press to mute the microphone,
"It's your turn to perform, come on! My uncle loves you!"
Resume the call.
"Little aunt, can you come to my house? I want to see you..."
Press to mute the microphone,
"Not pitiful enough! Be more pitiful!"
resume call,
"Little aunt, would you like to come to my house..."
Press to mute the microphone,
"Cry! Cry for me!"
"Pa~" pulled out a thick test paper and placed it on the table.
"you know!"
resume call,
"Woooooo~ Little aunt, can you come to my house..."