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Chapter 292 There is not a drop of urine in the stimulant

A hurricane condensed on the sword's edge.

Koro was already very careful, but the hurricane still hit Nar's chest like a laser guidance.

No, it should be said that Gnar "actively" hit the hurricane.

The prediction was successful, and the sword came out like a dragon.

【Step forward and chop】

The sword step stepped on the soldier's head to get closer, and the sword blade struck Nall's body.

a, triggers the Grasp of Immortality.

A green light was drawn out of Gnar's body and followed Yasuo as he used [Forward Slash] again.

Left and right, baba.

The lines of the male gunman may be more suitable for Jiang Miao at this moment.

Faced with Yasuo, who had no idea where he would be happy next, and faced with the experience of being dodged during the level 1 exchange, Koro felt guilty and held the boomerang in hand but did not dare to take action. He just broke Yasuo's white shield with a flat a.

Retreat immediately.

retreat?

This place is really on the road!

The long and murderous upper route!

【Step forward and chop】

Follow us!

aq.

The steel-cutting flash stabbed straight into Nar's waist.

ea.

[Step forward] continues, and after two consecutive stages, the additional damage has been increased by 50%.

Although the Ice Staff Sun Flame Style Ice and Fire Demonic Swordsman in the S4 era was a joke, the damage caused by the forward slash in the lane should not be underestimated.

In less than a moment, Koro had already taken a blow from Jiang Miao, two flat A, one Q, and a full layer of E damage, which also included the health extracted by the Grasp of Eternity. He hit the blood bottle and Dolan.

The health status restored by the swords is like yesterday's flowers, disappearing in the blink of an eye!

"Pull back! Wait for me!"

The factory manager is yelling!

"The blind man is no longer on the road, so don't rush to escape."

"Your anger level is almost full. I'll be there soon and can kill you!"

After Xiangguo opened red, he used f4 and three wolves, and then immediately turned to river crab. Then Rookie deliberately controlled the lower line of troops, creating an opportunity for Xiangguo to gank in the middle.

Of course, this wave of gank did not achieve any success. Even though General Pawn was troubled by a waist injury, his experience was there and his foundation was there. In addition, he had just played, so he didn’t feel tired. He just had his blood volume suppressed, and he didn’t even have a flash.

pay.

The fragrant pot is in the middle, and there is no time to rush back to the top. The factory manager does not need to worry about being counterattacked, and can naturally move forward bravely.

"Ding~ding~"

"Brother Shui, the factory director should go up!"

"retreat!"

The mark on the incense pot was very timely, but Jiang Miao seemed to have never heard of it.

"Damn it! Brother, you don't want to kill two of them, do you?"

"How can it be!"

"Then why don't you withdraw?"

"Hey hey hey, I want to fight two of them!"

"Nima, does this make a difference?"

"Of course!"

He glanced at Gnar, who was holding the E skill, and his anger level was close to full. He glanced at the dark jungle area, where Mingkai was striding towards.

Hey~ It’s so exciting!

Why is Yasuo happy? Of course it’s because of the excitement!

Why are there so many adulterers who are caught by the victims returning home from a business trip? Of course it’s also because...it’s exciting!

Dancing on the tip of a knife, knowing that one step will lead to the cliff, but the secretion of dopamine covers up all crises.

It's not the World Championship now, it's just the regular season. Jiang Miao put down all pressure and greedily enjoyed the simplest happiness given by the League of Legends!

Finally, the excavator appeared in the field of vision.

Finally, Nal, who finally managed to distance himself, mustered up the courage to step forward.

Boomerang!

Jiang Miao didn't even bother to release the wind wall, or even use the forward slash, so he confidently turned around with his movement.

Seeing this, Koro's face stiffened.

Jiang Miao's leisurely posture deeply stimulated Koro's self-esteem. As a former Tong Wudi, he was praised by many voices as the MISI champion top laner who was the successor to the light of LPL top laner. No matter what Koro's current situation is, he still puts his best foot forward.

No less impressive than before.

Suddenly, the eyes that glanced at Yasuo were filled with unspeakable anger and wishful thinking anger.

Koro naturally believed that Jiang Miao did it on purpose, thus showing his superiority as an S-game champion and FMVP.

But for Jiang Miao: Oh, it’s my fault if you can’t hit?

It's true that you can use skills to hide, but it's not necessary!

Yasuo, happiness is the essence. What is happiness? Do whatever you want. I think doing whatever you can and having no restraints is the real happiness!

I twist! I twist again!

Not only Gnar's boomerang, but also the excavator's impact blast when it was drilling into the ground were also twisted away by Jiang Miao.

"Ouch~"

There was a roar from behind, and the cute little Gnar expanded in size and turned into a ferocious monster!

Of course, cuteness and ferociousness are just opposites. Rita also held this view at the beginning, but now? Hehe~ It's the other way around.

Rita said: According to quantum mechanics, cuteness is actually Schrödinger’s cat, only when you... (omitting 10,000 words here)

"Don't rush to get dizzy! I'll do it first!"

Big Gnar's W stun is not stable, especially when facing Jiang Miao.

The factory director was already scared. His skills were removed twice in a row, which made the factory director only want stability.

Check the distance and go straight forward through the tunnel.

But just as he was moving away and about to press W, Yasuo used [Step forward to slash] and stepped on the minion to move.

Looking back,【Steel Flash】

It’s still Gnar!

The 4-second CD of the Eternal Grasp has cooled down, and a ball of green is drawn out again. (Steel Flash is the same as the captain's Q and ez's Q. It carries a normal attack effect and can be regarded as a normal attack, so it can trigger the Eternal Grasp.

)

At the same time, a storm condensed at the tip of the sword, carrying the storm with it!

"Run~"

A white light lights up!

"Run~"

Another white light has a telepathic connection!

"Pass by!"

"Ah Shui predicts and flashes!"

"Yasuo and the excavator exchanged positions, and the factory director's top flash was dodged!"

The excavator that drilled out of the ground needs four seconds to re-enter the ground state. Is four seconds long? Not long, but it is enough for Gnar to die suddenly!

Koro panicked, and the little amount of blood he had replenished by transforming into Gnar was running out with Jiang Miao's steel-cutting flash just now.

At this moment, Yasuo flashed to his side, and the coldness of the sword's edge penetrated straight into his heart.

dizzy!

Without thinking, I just instinctively shot out!

However, stud couldn't bring him the slightest warmth. If it was just cold into his body just now, now it's bone-chillingly cold!

"Brush~"

A cool slide!

After much deliberation, the 10-second cooldown of the first-level Forward Slash targeting repeated targets has finally expired.

Everything seemed to have been calculated, it happened by chance, it was so wonderful!

"Hiding! Hiding again!"

"Oh my God! What kind of monster is Ah Shui?"

"How many times have you been hiding in a row? Can you still hide like this?"

Just when Danar W started his hand, Yasuo passed through him like a telepath. While reducing Koro's health bar again, the storm condensed on the tip of the sword was about to come out!

【Throwing rocks】

Koro kisses her face and makes a Q!

【Wind Barrier】

While disappearing the stubborn stone, it also completely annihilated Koro's spirit!

"Here we go again! Here we go again!"

"Wait, why did I say again?"

No one answered Colonel Guan. Doll Miller was half-opening his mouth. How could he be taken care of? So Colonel Guan asked and answered himself,

"I...I don't know why! Just like I don't understand why Ah Shui can be so perverted. Is this a script? How many times has this been predicted?"

There is no time for the senior colonel to calculate carefully, that will be done later by replaying the scene.

"So don't ask me what I'm asking! Smeb can answer this question, ssumday can, huni can, and marin can! Now, it's koro's turn!"

The Q skill missed, and the stone was thrown into the air, and it also hit Koro's chest.

The intense crisis enveloped Koro, almost suffocating him and drowning his reason at the same time.

escape!

The only consciousness at this moment: escape!

【stomp】

Press the e skill.

It's a pity that it's not Gnarl. Even if he steps on the target, he can only jump a short distance, but this distance is still not enough to escape the range of Yasuo's hurricane.

The consciousness accumulated over a long period of time made Koro subconsciously stop his steps, trying to trick Yasuo's blow and then dodge to avoid it.

However, Jiang Miao disappointed him!

Don't be in a hurry, just give chase.

"Run~"

A white light lights up!

"Brush~"

A hurricane is raging!

"Bang~"

A body leaned heavily on the back of the gaming chair.

Koro took his hands off the keyboard and his eyes were blank.

"It's blowing!"

"Nar is blown!"

The script ends and happiness lasts forever.

A sword stabbed lightly into Danar's waist, completely causing this ferocious monster to collapse.

Well, ferocious is also Schrödinger’s cat. Jiang Miao has personally verified that collapse is the essence.

As the Immortal Grip was triggered again, a ball of green was drawn out,

"first blood!"

A crisp female voice sounded.

The factory director glanced at Nall's body and didn't look back.

revenge?

Take revenge on Nima!

Look at this Yasuo, his health bar is so healthy!

Revenge? Isn’t that just risking one’s life?

There is no question of a loving father and a filial son, but Ming Kai chose KDA from the bottom of his heart.

"Oh my God...fuck! What a big f*ck!"

"6666,9999, 6 and 9 again! 6 is over, Water God!"

"I'm so stupid~ Who dares to believe this? One against two, the state is almost full after killing people? Is this still a human being? Please, Water God, my roommate wants to see you well before he dies.

Be human!”

"We just played three Grasps of Immortality, right? Ah Shui's talent points are 12-0-18, so he didn't choose Dangerous Game. Turtle~ Grasp of Immortality is too strong, right?"

"The Grip of Immortality is strong? Why the hell didn't you look at how many skills Ah Shui had just dodged? From the beginning to the end, Gnar fired a few flat-A shots, but none of his skills hit! And there was also a flat-A shot that was offset by the white shield.

The factory director was even worse. He didn’t even get a single hit from level A. It was too fierce! I don’t care, I want to report it. If this bastard wasn’t in the script, my roommate would eat shit!”

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded, and the scene was also excited!

Colonel Guan was in the commentary box, scratching his neck and shouting:

"Who said Ah Shui's version has passed? Who?"

"The version is no longer there, but Ah Shui is still there!"

He slapped the commentator's seat hard, his face turned red, and his saliva flew everywhere.

"The road of the wanderer leads to the underworld, and the sound of the sword opens the gate of heaven!"

"Ah Shui, that's the version!"

"LPL top laners, are you ready?"

"Your emperor is back!!!"

No one thought there was anything wrong with what Guan Zeyuan said. When Jiang Miao was dormant during the German Cup, everyone thought that Jiang Miao was adapting to the light of the heavy-armed warrior disappearing. But now it seems that some people do not need the light, because he

It is the source of light itself!

The opening match, the familiar IG-style first blood! The familiar top laner, the devil, has once again ignited the fierce flames in every professional club.

lgd, Marin looked at the screen, lowered his head quietly, and hid the involuntary twitching of his eyebrows from the sight of his teammates.

rng, looper took off his glasses and wiped them over and over again. It was as if this repeated action could wipe away the fluctuations in his heart.

We, 369, who has just been confirmed as the first-line starter, and qg's v are like twins of 369, their eyes are shining with admiration, but also mixed with fear.

Far away in Korea,

Everyone in skt is serious.

huni suddenly stood up,

"What are you going to do?" kkoma asked.

"Play a few games with Yasuo ranking."

After a pause,

"Yasuo, Grasp of Immortality!"

And Duke, the koi carp in the previous life. At this time, the koi carp no longer had the halo, and it was silent in the corner, looking longingly at Jiang Miao's arrogance on the big screen.

Including smeb, ssumday...all Jiang Miao's former opponents, or top laners who failed to compete with Jiang Miao. At this moment, they are all impressed by the only god in s5!

"Si Guoyi! The reason why God is a God is because he was born as a God and is naturally powerful!"

"god is hunter! hunter is god! oh~mom, I saw god today!"

As the S5 champion, the LPL opening game that ig participated in was naturally broadcast by major competition areas around the world.

The fear brought by the ID "hunter" echoes the shocking performances in the World Championships, and has taken root in the hearts of many professional players. It has also made Jiang Miao's reputation around the world more and more popular!

Finally, an audience member raised an opinion: God is bright and loves everyone. If Hunter is so cruel, shouldn’t he be the devil?

Soon, someone friendly reminded him: The devil is a faker.

But he was immediately rebutted: But Hunter is obviously more cruel and more like a demon king!

...

The big screen is playing back.

The audience at the scene was counting along with the senior colonel.

"1,2,3,4..."

Starting from twisting around Little Gnar's boomerang, to avoiding the shock wave of the excavator drilling into the ground.

From being close to the tunnel of the excavator and being distanced, to flashing and flashing, switching positions while letting Mingkai's flash top fly into the air.

From Big Gnar's w, he was stunned and shot in the air, to his face-to-face q, which was predicted by the wind wall.

"Huh~"

Breathing heavily, the noise from the microphone was harsh.

If this were to be played in a future chicken game, I am afraid that the genealogy of the 18th generation of the senior colonel would all be forged in a collective furnace. Well, a cremation furnace.

Damn it, Sima, there is nothing to argue with.

But now, no one has the energy to care about this matter.

"6 times!"

"Ah Shui hid six skills in a short period of time!"

"No, I should say this. None of EDG's skills in the field have ever hit Ah Shui, except for Xiao Naer's W. But this W is passive and cannot be counted!"

"Then, none of Ah Shui's skills that were supposed to be hit missed, and all the output that was supposed to be done fell into place!"

He scratched his head and looked at Miller, who was still immersed in shock and unable to extricate himself.

"I have nothing more to say!"

"I suggest: take Ah Shui for a urine test after the game!"

As the Guangda School finished speaking, the official live broadcast rooms of major live broadcast platforms were instantly flooded with "urine test results".

Overwhelming, densely packed.

But the statement is the same sentence: there is not a drop of urine in the stimulant!


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