On the other end of the phone, Sao Zhu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and suddenly felt that the pig's trotters in his hand were not fragrant at all.
Master? Three hundred points?
According to the rules of the industry, this so-called first series is a really bad show, using program effects and titles to attract people's attention.
When did Master’s 300 points become a fish pond?
Saozhu recalled the difficult years he was having in Rank and covered his chest.
Ya'er, it's all Shen's fault!
If you can't bear the pressure, you will turn around and pressure me, causing your little heart to suffer from intermittent angina pectoris!
"Ah Shui, are you sure you want Master's account with 300 points?"
He asked with a little trembling voice.
"Yeah, I'm sure!"
Jiang Miao took a sip of juice and explained seriously,
"You know, it takes too long to match the highest level. Recently, for rank training, I have upgraded all the alt ranks, and I have no more ranks."
"Also, the effect of torture at high levels is not good. Those people will die as soon as they see my ID. It takes me a long time to kill someone in the game!"
"The most important thing is that I can't get those heroes you want me to fight in high-end rounds! I just wonder, why are you banning them like this after they've all been cut!"
Hearing this, Sao Zhu's facial muscles twitched.
Horse class review~Why don’t you have any idea about the ban?
There is a kid who goes crazy in rank training during the offseason. Can those hardcore slaves not be banned? Do you dare not to ban them?
"Oh, by the way, can you get a master's account with 300 points?"
"Don't think I'm pretentious. I'm not lying to you. If it's just for the effect of the program and to record the video as soon as possible, I think Master 300 points is the most suitable."
After a pause,
"It's best to have a Korean server account."
Sao pig:(′?_?`)
Start small: (⊙_⊙)
"Gulu~"
A clear sound of swallowing came from the phone,
It seemed that he was choking. He coughed several times. After finally adjusting his mood, he replied seriously:
"Yes! I can do it!"
After sending off the naughty pig, Jiang Miao's high-end ranking training continues.
During this period, Rita came for a visit.
so what?
E-sports doesn’t need women!
A mere pink skull can’t shake Jiang Miao’s determination to pursue her dream!
This is what Jiang Miao thinks and does. Even if Rita gets Jiang Miao's person, she can't even think of occupying Jiang Miao's heart.
So Jiang Miao was in Cao camp that night with his heart in Han, thinking about the next day's training and thinking about how to improve himself.
So much so that I tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep!
He is really too diligent and hardworking!
One story said that Jiang Miao herself was moved to tears, several times!
In the end, even Rita was impressed by Jiang Miao's professionalism.
He rubbed Jiang Miao's head distressedly,
"Be good~ have a good rest, your body is your capital, and your future will be bright!"
Oh~ it’s really too difficult!
Jiang Miao held her waist, her eyes distracted.
On TV, a wonderful basketball game continues.
"This ball-handling technique is so good!"
"Offensive with the ball, wait! It's a foul, this is hitting someone with the ball!"
"Beautiful! Suddenly start the breakthrough, break the pressing defense! Pull back, retreat and shoot, one arrow through the heart!"
"Overtime is a huge test for physical reserves! We can clearly see that physical strength has become the biggest obstacle to victory."
Life is a basketball game of unequal strength, and our male compatriots are all disadvantaged.
Victory is temporary, failure is normal.
how to say?
Alas~just be normal!
Rita did not leave immediately. Under the warm hospitality of Empress Dowager Jiang, it took three full days before she returned home.
After Rita left, the Spring Festival was approaching. Jiang Miao simply moved out of his single apartment and chose to put aside his rank training temporarily to spend time with his family.
After passing the report from Yang Ma, Queen Mother Jiang also learned about her brother's hard training. So she basically didn't instruct Jiang Miao to do anything, and she let Jiang Miao enjoy the life of a rich young master.
When clothes come, I stretch out my hands, and when food comes, I open my mouth.
After a few days, Jiang Miao felt that she was almost sick from laziness, so she tried to find something to do.
How about giving some guidance to my little nephew’s studies?
Just do it!
Thinking about it, Jiang Miao excitedly turned over his nephew's exercises and test papers.
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Mathematics has a training effect on children's logical thinking. They need to think and complete it by themselves. How can we encourage children to make mistakes?
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English as a language helps children develop their brains, and it is best for them to do it themselves!
After much thought, Chinese is the most suitable language!
Chinese language is engraved with China's five thousand years of long history, and of course it needs to be passed down from generation to generation.
As a pragmatist, Jiang Miao skipped the textbook and decided to start from his nephew's composition.
Jiang Miao happened to find her nephew's diary, and her interest immediately increased.
Emphasis: This diary is not that diary and does not violate privacy rights.
Jiang Miao also experienced it back then. The teacher assigned diary homework and then collected it for correction.
Of course, serious correction is impossible. How long does it take to read a winter vacation diary with so many students in the class one by one?
I probably just read through it in one gulp, mainly to see if the students have written anything.
It is precisely because of this that students have found loopholes. Basically, except for a few members of the "Red Bar Club", most of them are written by blind chickens to cope with it.
Anyway, that’s what Jiang Miao did back then!
But it’s already a thing of the past that Jiang Miao can do it. What about my nephew? Hehehehe, let’s give it a try?
Jiang Miao has already imagined several scenes of "loving" her nephew after reading the diary. Ya'er~ It's so exciting to be an uncle!
Love!
Must be loved!
According to Jiang Miao's understanding of his nephew, he would be a ghost if he didn't fool him!
So I couldn’t wait to open the diary.
"It's sunny on Monday. Jiujiu went out to play and fractured his bones, so I learned a lesson. I shouldn't think about going out to play every day. I should study hard at home."
"Tuesday, it's sunny. I still have to go out to play even if my jiujiu has a broken bone. Now it's better. My tui is also broken. Mom said: Don't imitate jiujiu. I think so too."
"Friday, it's rainy. Jiujiu finally recovered his health, but he still wants to go out to play. He's so disobedient!"
"On Monday, Qingjiujiu was lying on the bed. Looking at his appearance, I deeply realized how important it is to study hard at home!"
What the hell?
Jiang Miao suddenly felt an evil fire rising and surging in his heart.
Put down the notebook gently and pick up the pen.
Show the same concentration as you did in the World Championship finals, and show the same level of attention when interviewing Yang Ma.
Seriously, extremely seriously, stroke by stroke! Imitating my nephew’s handwriting, I continued:
"Wednesday, fine. It's so unreasonable for my mother to hit me for no reason. No wonder my mother's skin is getting worse every day. This must be the legendary menopause!"
"Thursday, sunny. I will definitely find a girlfriend who is more angry than my mother. No wonder my father sighs in love every day. Who can bear this?"
"It's sunny on Friday. My father complained about my mother's unreasonableness, and I feel the same way."
"It should be almost done now, right?"
Finally, I stood up and closed the diary.
Jiang Miao didn't feel guilty at all for bringing her brother-in-law into this. As the saying goes, a son pays his debt to his father. Isn't this a matter of course?
Besides, how can it be enough for Sister Guang to fight alone?
Bringing your brother-in-law in and playing mixed doubles can make your childhood complete!
"So, we have to find a suitable opportunity to let the Queen Mother see this diary!"
Jiang Miao scratched his head and thought carefully.
The next day, Jiang Miao bought several newspapers and went home.
"Why buy so many newspapers?" Queen Mother Jiang asked in confusion.
"Oh, I heard from the boss that these are newspapers that guide parents on how to communicate with their children and then educate them. I think you and your brother-in-law also need to read it, so I just bought it." Jiang Miao grinned and smiled.
Extraordinarily innocent, he emphasized his tone and sighed deeply, "It's all for the sake of the children!"
"Hey~ I can't believe you can think of this! Bring it here and let me take a look!"
As expected by Jiang Miao, Her Majesty the Queen Mother is definitely interested in anything related to education.
"Nuo, give it to you! Give it all to you! Look carefully and study hard!"
"You talkative! I bought some fruit and washed it myself!"
As she spoke, Queen Mother Jiang opened the newspaper.
"Communication is the basis of education"
"Let children express their feelings through diaries"
"Guide children to keep diaries. Diaries are an important way for parents to enter their children's inner world."
"Sister, why are you going! Don't you want to read the newspaper?"
"Oh, I'll continue reading later!"
Seeing Empress Dowager Jiang walking into her nephew's bedroom, Jiang Miao was no longer in the mood to eat fruit. She quietly pressed against the bedroom door and listened to the conversation in the room.
"Bring me your homework!"
"I remember that the Chinese teacher also assigned diaries and compositions, right? Bring them all and let me check them!"
"Stop whining, hurry up!"
"Nice!"
Outside the door, Jiang Miao clenched her fists tightly and cheered softly.
"So now, I have to evacuate the scene!"
"Otherwise, we will have to drag the Queen Mother with us. As an uncle who is dedicated to his nephew's future, how can he stop the process of educating his nephew?"
"Besides, as the victim in the diary, blocking is not only embarrassing but also goes against my heart. Don't block it, it's inappropriate!"
"Well, run away! Run away!"
Thinking about it, Jiang Miao shouted,
"Sister, I have something to do downstairs. I'll be back before dinner!"
The wind is tight, pull!
Jiang Miao didn't know the specific process, but what Jiang Miao knew was that the atmosphere at the dinner scene that day seemed particularly heavy.
The little nephew was restless, as if there was a cactus on the chair, and hissing air-conditioning sounds came from his mouth from time to time. In the end, he no longer sat down to eat. After the Queen Mother's scolding, he finally ate standing up.
As for the brother-in-law, his face was stiff, and he glanced at the Queen Mother from the corner of his eye from time to time. He kept trying to please the Queen Mother and picked up food for the Queen Mother. After dinner, he not only washed the dishes and pots, but also diligently started mopping the floor and cleaning.
My nephew is also very conscious and wants to study after eating.
Look! What a harmonious family life!
What a positive attitude!
Whose credit is it? Mine!
Jiang Miao pursed her lips and smiled, hiding her merit and fame!
Sweep the dust, put up Spring Festival couplets, receive red envelopes from my sister and brother-in-law, and give red envelopes to my nephew.
New Year's Eve dinner and watching the Spring Festival Gala.
During the reunion, the phone calls and text messages continued.
Jiang Miao is very busy. She has too many New Year greeting calls to answer and many New Year greeting calls or text messages to make.
After a few days, Jiang Miao's Spring Festival vacation will officially end.
I packed my luggage and looked at the Magic City in the distance.
The war in S6 will continue to rage, and new challenges are on the way!
"Come on! I'm ready!"
Jiang Miao wiped the replica FMVP trophy that her sister had placed in the cupboard at home (the real one is in the club’s honor room), picked up her luggage,
"Sister, brother-in-law, don't send me away, I'm leaving!"
He waved to his little nephew again,
"Uncle will come visit you again during the summer vacation!"
Open the door and let’s go!
When the club gathers again, there is so much to say and so many souvenirs to share.
but
"You're about to give birth, aren't you? Come on, come on, let's play a few solo games first!"
Jiang Miao moved her fingers and scanned everyone's faces one by one.
"Who comes first?"
Busy and fulfilling training began again, and the coaching staff gathered in the conference room to discuss new tactics.
In the first bo3 game after the year, we faced the reorganized rng, which also had a perfect record a year ago!
On the bench, he also signed namei, who was certified by Riot Games as the world's number one AD in S4 back then, accelerating the fate of his previous life.
This powerful enemy made ig couldn't help but get excited, and so did Jiang Miao!
There is no need to mention the strength of looper and mata. Ailuoli's outstanding performance was something Jiang Miao did not expect. This is completely different from the previous life.
Under the leadership of Mata, Ailuoli seems to have temporarily taken off its name in name only, and has gradually fulfilled the public opinion's evaluation of it.
As for Xiaohu!
This is the spring game to find out!
The current little tiger is not the future little tiger whose talents have been polished off. With the support of the spring competition, he has the posture of a newborn tiger roaring in the mountains and forests!
The ridicule of Hu Liangqian cannot cover up the glory of Hu Jiuwan. Even in Jiang Miao's heart, Xiaohu cannot compare to Zhutou in terms of talent, potential and combat power. But there is no doubt that Xiaohu is still a domestic mid laner who cannot be ignored.
part.
In addition, after this bo3, the next person we have to face is we.
This is also a good opponent!
In the previous life, we started to gain momentum in S6 and reached its peak in S7.
In fact, if we were not too conservative as the dominant side when facing IM, we would have been able to return to the world stage in s6. Correspondingly, IM's triple jump fairy tale will also be shattered because of this!
957, V’s brother is nicknamed Leg Brother!
Another backbone of domestic top laners!
Coupled with LGD's Marin and Snake's Holy Spear Brother, Jiang Miao only thinks that s6lpl's top lane is much more exciting than in any era!
This is true on the road, and it is the same on other roads.
There are more fragrant pots in the wilderness, and there are more Mr. Jiu Yikang.
In the bottom lane, have you heard of Brother Crystal? In this season’s Snake Team, even Brother Holy Spear can only be reduced to a green leaf, and Brother Crystal is the red flower!
There is also qg, which continues the plot of s5omg's Nakano En's severing of righteousness.
There is also amazingj and his im who are looking forward to lpl in lspl.
Although the lpl of s6 is less topical and divisive than s5, it is even more intense!
Regarding this, Jiang Miao is full of excitement and can't wait to meet new challenges!
But Jiang Miao made a mistake. How could s6 be missing something?
No, the game hasn't even started yet, and a new joke has already been released.
With the release of Qixiaodian's "World's No. 1 xxx" series, players were shocked!
After investigation, it was discovered that Jiang Miao was using the Hanbok master rank game as a teaching video for abuse.
Not only that, starting small also adds fuel to the flames.
The conversation with Jiang Miao is expressed in text information and placed in the easter egg at the end of the video.
In an instant, "You are as good as a Korean server master with 300 points" became popular all over the Internet, and even spread to the ears of League of Legends players around the world.
In this regard, Jiang Miao could only express silent condolences to faker.
Although it was not what Jiang Miao wanted, at least Jiang Miao couldn't get rid of the blame for "dys-hunter".
But fortunately, you can still want to be quiet!
emmm What a pity! You can only think about it quietly