Zhang Fan @called everyone on Weibo. This sentence made those people stupid. They were all confused and had no idea what this sentence meant.
"Brother Fan, what does this mean?"
"What does the watch you bought last year have to do with them?"
"The great god will answer it..."
"What does this mean?"
The people watching the fun had no idea what this sentence meant, and even the anchors didn’t know what it meant.
"Zhang Fan, what happened to you buying a watch last year? What can you show off by buying a watch?"
A Biao replied directly.
"Your IQ is in arrears, please recharge in time..."
Zhang Fan's reply made everyone burst into laughter.
"Haha, you're really amusing me. So it's okay to curse people like this?"
"It's really a great experience..."
"Haha, I understand this sentence..."
"Already collected..."
The onlookers were amused. They had seen such scoldings before. A Biao was so angry at these words that his face turned red and his neck thickened.
"You're just a fucking bitch..."
A Biao replied angrily.
"You are a well (taking into account your IQ, here is the answer: both vertically and horizontally are two."
Zhang Fan's reply made countless people laugh again.
"Haha, it turns out that well can be understood this way..."
"I have learned a lot..."
"You really don't even use curse words when swearing..."
Netizens were excited, but A Biao and the others were so angry that their livers ached.
"You are the second one, and your whole family is the second one..."
A Biao continued to reply unwillingly.
"You are simply the solution set of X+2>4! (Can you think of the answer?)"
Another reply that already impressed netizens. A Biao was so angry at this weird curse word that he didn’t know how to reply.
"Haha, I know this. The answer is from two to positive infinity. Brother Fan is so powerful."
"It's so cruel. It's the first time I've seen someone curse like this. But Brother Fan, what's the point of buying a watch last year?"
"Yeah, what the hell is that?"
"Haha, I know. Brother Fan is so cruel. You take the first letter and then associate it..."
"I'll go, haha, I'll go fuck your mother, I'm really impressed..."
"Haha, this really tests your IQ..."
Zhang Fan's curse words really made everyone learn a lot. He didn't use curse words, but he could make people angry to death.
"Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence will be revealed when you talk."
"Put your photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night."
"2B describes you, but Pencil is not happy?"
"You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool."
"You look so creative and you live so courageously!"
"You have been playing gangster since you were a child. You never forget to look back when you were born."
Zhang Fan started to curse at those people, not sparing anyone. People who watched the live broadcast were impressed. Zhang Fan cursed people several times a minute, without using curse words or using the same words. One person
, directly scolding dozens of people into silence, really speaking out against a group of scholars.
"It's amazing. Brother Fan's ability to curse is unparalleled..."
"That's awesome..."
"I finally know what a shrew is. No, a shrew..."
"A cultural person..."
"From now on, I am Brother Fan's crazy fan..."
Many players have completely forgotten about taking screenshots at this moment. At this moment, they are looking at Zhang Fan's Weibo. In two hours, there are more than 300 classic curse quotes, and none of them are the same. Such a level of swearing is amazing.
Heroes.
"Hey, how lonely it is to be invincible..."
The last Weibo post made everyone burst into laughter. Through the screen, everyone could feel the mean look on Zhang Fan's face.
"Block..."
"It is strongly recommended to ban such anchors to disgrace the gangsters..."
"Requesting to be banned..."
Those anchors couldn't criticize Zhang Fan, so they directly @黑手官网.
"Fuck, you still have to be shameless. If you can't scold me, just use this method..."
"I finally understand, these people are just bullying Brother Fan for being new here..."
"What the hell, that screenshot of Azhu must be a frame-up..."
"You can take a look. These people are all anchors of Long March Film and Television. There must be a conflict between Brother Fan and people from their company..."
"Really, damn..."
"I see……"
Netizens soon discovered something unusual. The person who was quarreling with Zhang Fan turned out to be the anchor of Long March Film and Television. At this time, some people who understood had almost figured out what was going on.
"At the end of the winter, I look forward to spring; in the middle of the night, I look forward to the morning sun. The beauty of the moon looks forward to the rich man; the idle mistress looks forward to the gangster; the lonely jackal looks forward to the female ghost at night; the single old man looks forward to the aunt. Actors look forward to winning awards; those who are anchors look forward to death.
"
Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again, and countless people burst into laughter after seeing the content.
"I'll go, how cruel?"
"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard..."
"Sure enough, the host is looking forward to death..."
"Damn, a group of people bullying one person, it's really a shame..."
"They must be jealous of Brother Fan, that's why they are like this..."
"I will be Brother Fan's crazy fan from now on..."
Many people have now clearly seen the truth of the matter. After knowing the truth, some people here who did not know Zhang Fan have now directly become fans of Zhang Fan.
In the room, Amo and the others looked extremely ugly. A group of people couldn't scold one person, and that Ba Pan slapped them hard.
"It's very late. Finally, I will tell you a story to go to bed. It is said that in the Song Dynasty, there was a couple who were very loving and were envied by people from all over the country. One day, the man got seriously ill and said to his wife: Wife,
After I die, you can find someone to marry..."
"When the girl heard this, she quickly said, husband, I am yours when I am born, and I am your ghost when I die. Even if you die, I will remain filial to you for the rest of my life. The man looked at his wife and was very pleased. Finally
What a death."
"After the man left, the villagers gave him a grand burial. After burying him, everyone suddenly saw his wife holding a fan and fanning herself hard at the grave. Seeing this scene, the villagers shook their heads. It turned out that
Ah, there is a local custom that after a man dies, the woman must wait for the soil on the grave to dry before she can remarry..."
"This is exactly what the saying goes: everyone expressed their deep gratitude during life, but after death everyone wants to slap the grave. It is difficult to paint a dragon or a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones. Knowing the face of a person, but not the heart."
Zhang Fan's Weibo has been updated again. This is a short story. But after reading this story, everyone knows who this story is about.
The irony of this story is that Liu Yizhu showed affection when her husband was around, and they were sworn to each other at that time. But not long after her husband died, she hooked up with other men.
"Awesome, Brother Fan, I completely admire you..."
"It's difficult to paint a dragon or a tiger. You know the person, the face, but not the heart. Brother Fan's words are so philosophical..."
"I didn't expect Brother Fan to be so good..."
"Brother Fan, we support you..."
Many people were conquered by the last four sentences. Liu Yizhu, who was reading Weibo, was so angry that she almost fainted after reading this story. None of the thousands of words before were as cruel as this story. This story directly nailed Liu Yizhu to the world.