"Haha, it turns out that Brother Fan is the veteran driver..."
"Brother Fan, you have been exposed..."
"So you are this kind of person..."
"OMG……"
The audience at the scene couldn't help but sigh, even the fourth sister was ashamed. The young and beautiful girl group was even made red-faced by Zhang Fan.
"Brother Fan, I think you can take Uncle Cai's place. You are even dirtier than Uncle Cai. Aren't you the legendary king of jokes?"
Fourth sister's words made Zhang Fan laugh.
"I just discovered it now. In this case, Uncle Cai, you don't need to come. I will be in charge now."
Zhang Fan said loudly.
"Okay, come up with a couple of jokes and I'll see if you're qualified."
The fourth sister said quickly, and everyone looked at Zhang Fan curiously.
"Do you really want to tell me?"
Zhang Fan looked at the fourth sister and told jokes. Zhang Fan was not afraid of anyone. Zhang Fan was able to stand up alone in "Brother Fan Show".
"Of course..."
The fourth sister nodded, and everyone cheered and let Zhang Fan tell a joke.
"Okay, let me tell you the story of the fourth sister."
Zhang Fan's words made everyone stunned, and the fourth sister's eyes widened even more.
"I actually got to know the fourth sister very early. The fourth sister has been a beauty since she was a child, and not only that. The fourth sister also developed very early, starting at the age of nine. At that time, her classmates gave her a nickname. Si.
My sister’s surname is Wang, so people call him Wang Xiaobo..."
As soon as Zhang Fan said these words, everyone at the scene burst into laughter. The fourth sister even laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.
Wang Xiaobo, this name sounds normal. But when combined with Zhang Fan's jokes, it is absolutely full of filth.
"But now I feel that the fourth sister's nickname should be changed. I think Wang Dachui is better..."
As soon as Zhang Fan finished speaking, the fourth sister rushed over.
"Zhang Fan, stop here..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Wang Dachui..."
"I'm laughing so hard..."
"It turns out that the fourth sister still has this name..."
"Sledgehammer, droop, hahaha..."
The audience burst into laughter, and Zhang Fan even made the young and beautiful girl group blush. The old driver was driving, so dirty.
"Just a joke, just a joke. Let me change it to something more childlike."
Zhang Fan said quickly, and the fourth sister pretended to be angry and gave Zhang Fan a blank look.
"It's like this. When we were young, the kindergarten teacher often brought us a lot of delicious food to eat. One day, the kindergarten brought chocolates for the students to eat. The chocolates were made into dolls, including boy dolls and girl dolls..."
Zhang Fan's joke made everyone curious, and the little girls from the beautiful girl group also looked at Zhang Fan curiously.
"The teacher brought the dolls up, picked up the female dolls and asked, "Who wants to eat, please raise their hands." In the end, no one raised their hands. Then the teacher picked up the male dolls and asked, "Who wants to eat, please raise their hands," but the children were all grabbing it.
Raise your hand. Do you know why?"
Zhang Fan looked at everyone and asked curiously. Many people present looked confused, even the fourth sister.
"Pfft..."
One of the girls from the beautiful girl group suddenly covered her mouth and laughed. Her expression was so suppressed that she felt uncomfortable.
"What's the joke?"
"Yes, why?"
"What's so funny about this?"
"yes……"
Everyone was talking, and the fourth sister couldn't help but ask. Looking at the fourth sister, Zhang Fan smiled dirtyly.
"Why? Because the boy doll can eat a little more, a little more..."
Zhang Fan gestured with his fingers. When he heard these words, everyone at the scene could not control himself. The fourth sister burst out laughing.
"Brother Fan, your image is completely ruined, I tell you. It's completely ruined..."
The fourth sister said loudly.
"Whose image is not ruined among the guests who come here?"
Zhang Fan's words made everyone laugh again.
"What happened? What happened?"
At this time, Uncle Cai came out from behind and looked at everyone with curiosity.
"Nothing, how about discussing eating chocolate in your kindergarten?"
Zhang Fan answered, which made the audience burst into tears again with laughter.
With all the big names here, Zhang Fan seemed to be the home court. All kinds of jokes and games were played to the max. Even the fourth sister Old Fox and Uncle Cai were buried by Zhang Fan time and time again.
"No, no, I have to find a helper. Find someone powerful to deal with Brother Fan. Come on, let's invite the famous actor from Japan, the karate world champion Higashimura Kamiki..."
Halfway through the show, the third big name was announced. A handsome man walked in with a tough and handsome face.
"Wow, Shenmu-kun..."
"Shenmu-kun, I love you..."
"Shenmu-kun is so handsome..."
"Shenmu-kun..."
Many fans at the scene cheered. Higashimura Kamiki, a Japanese first-line superstar. He is very famous in Asia and is also a karate world champion.
Dongcun Shenmu is very famous in Taiwan. Dongcun Shenmu is a real big name in Taiwan. His fame is simply not comparable to that of Zhang Fan.
Coupled with the special political situation, many young people regard Dongcun Shenmu as their idol, and Dongcun Shenmu also attaches great importance to the Taiwan market.
"Hello everyone, I am Dongcun Shenmu..."
Dongcun Shenmu said hello in blunt Taiwanese, which caused a burst of screams from below.
"Hello, Mr. Shenmu, welcome, Mr. Shenmu is our regular visitor. Mr. Shenmu, let me introduce, this is Zhang Fan from mainland China..."
Uncle Cai introduced with a smile. Dongcun Shenmu looked at Zhang Fan with a hint of unfriendliness in his eyes.
"Hello……"
Dongcun Shenmu took the initiative to reach out his hand, with a strange look in his eyes.
"Hello……"
Zhang Fan smiled slightly and stretched out his hand directly. The two people's hands were held together, and the next moment Dongcun Shenmu's hand suddenly exerted force. The whole hand was pressed over like an iron pliers.
Dong Cun Shenmu is a karate champion, and the power in his hands is very terrifying.
Feeling this power, Zhang Fan laughed. There was also a sneer in his eyes. Dongcun Shenmu was stunned after exerting his strength, because he found that he seemed to be grasping a pile of cotton, and his strength was useless.
Just when Dongcun Shenmu was about to pull it out, a terrifying force suddenly came. The intruding force stunned Dongcun Shenmu, and then a sharp pain came from his hand.
His hands seemed to be stuffed under the steamroller, and Dong Cun Shenmu felt that his whole hands were about to break.
"Hello, hello, I have been to Japan too. I hope to have the opportunity to communicate more in the future."
Zhang Fan also shook his other hand, and grabbed Dongcun Shenmu's hand with both hands. The terrifying power made Dongcun Shenmu's face turn pale, and he tried hard to pull his hand out, but he couldn't.
come out.
Just when Dongcun Shenmu was about to lose his hold, Zhang Fan suddenly let go. This sudden movement made Dongcun Shenmu almost fall. After Zhang Fan let go, Dongcun Shenmu quickly put his hands behind his back, forcing out a smile and
Everyone said hello, but the hand behind him kept shaking and was almost unconscious.