"Haha, Brother Fan's trap is too deep. If you don't have enough IQ, you will really be trapped..."
"Lu Xiaoou, let's just chase him after his farts. Play with Brother Fan's IQ, and you won't even know how you died."
"Haha, Graduate Student Lu, may I ask how your graduate student came to be?"
"It seems that IQ has nothing to do with academic qualifications..."
"It amused me to death..."
"To sum up, Lu Xiaoou has been a pig, a donkey, and even got a sow pregnant. He is shameless, worse than an animal, and he can't do brain teasers..."
"It amused me to death..."
The Internet became lively. At Lu Xiaoou's residence, Lu Xiaoou was so angry that Zhang Fan threw his phone away.
"what happened?"
Lu Xiaoou's wife walked in and couldn't help but ask when she saw Lu Xiaoou's gloomy face. When she passed by the computer, she glanced at the computer out of curiosity and was instantly attracted by the contents on the computer.
Question: The tortoise and the hare raced, and the pig acted as the referee. Later, the tortoise and the hare crossed the finish line together, who do you think the referee will decide to win?"
Answer: Only pigs know the answer.
Question: It’s Chinese New Year, there are no new year’s goods, only a pig and a donkey, who should be killed first?”
Answer: Killing a pig means the same thing to a donkey. Killing a donkey means the same thing to a pig.
Question: The three great saints in ancient times: Confucius, Mencius, and Laozi were locked together with an old sow. The old sow became pregnant the next day. It was neither Confucius nor Mencius who did it. Who did it?
Woolen cloth?
Answer: Answering me means you got the pig pregnant
Question: Do you want a face to fall from the sky?"
Answer: Yes, it means you were shameless before. No, it means you are shameless now
Question: You have a running race with a bear, what do you hope the outcome will be?
Answer: If you lose, you are worse than an animal. If you win, you are worse than an animal. In a tie, you are the same as an animal.
Question: A pig ran out of the house. Why didn't it turn when it saw the big tree?
Answer: Pigs can’t do brain teasers.
Seeing Zhang Fan's Weibo, Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help laughing.
"Who is this? Such a loss..."
Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help but ask. This sentence made Lu Xiaoou's face look even worse.
"snort……"
Lu Xiaoou snorted coldly and walked directly into the bedroom. Lu Xiaoou's wife looked at Lu Xiaoou's face and did not dare to say anything, so she also walked into the bedroom.
Zhang Fan's quick counterattack completely blindsided Lu Xiaoou and the others. They were not on the same level at all, and if they jumped out again, they would be asking for trouble.
In the evening, Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again. This time there was no text in the update, but a video was uploaded.
"Brother Fan's Weibo has been updated..."
At Zhao Ying's home, Zhao Ying saw Zhang Fan's Weibo update and quickly clicked on the video. Zhao Ying was a fan of Zhang Fan, and it was the first time for her to see such an artist as she was young and rebellious. Those classic curse words and deceptions
Zhao Ying's brain teasers tricked many people.
"What is this? A short movie?"
After the video played, Zhao Ying became curious.
"You only see my salary, but not my sweat..."
The video started to play, and the first shot showed Huilong Spring holding up a 180 million sign. The second shot showed Zhang Fan constantly revising the manuscript late at night.
The two shots coupled with Zhang Fan's two sentences made Zhao Ying instantly feel numb all over, as if her whole body had been electrocuted.
"You have your rules, I have my choices..."
The third shot appeared. Zhang Fan was sitting there, holding the copy of "Brother Fan Show" in his hand. There was an old and ugly woman sitting next to him. The woman reached out to touch Zhang Fan's hand, but was stopped by Zhang Fan.
Fan was pushed away.
In the fourth scene, Zhang Fan used a simple stage to conduct the first live broadcast of "Brother Fan Show".
"You deny my present, and I decide my future..."
In the fifth scene, Zhang Fan holds the plan for "Brother Fan Show" and is rejected again and again.
The sixth scene, "Brother Fan Show" was a great success in Panda.
"You laugh at me for having nothing and not being worthy of love. I pity you for always waiting."
In the seventh shot, a rich second generation is standing next to a Ferrari, holding flowers in his hand, and there are bodyguards holding umbrellas next to him. A beautiful woman walks out of a building. Zhang Fan is also standing next to him, holding just
A simple gift box.
In the eighth scene, the girl happily accepted Zhang Fan's gift and left with Zhang Fan, leaving only the confused second-generation rich man behind.
"You can despise my youth, I will prove whose era this is."
In the ninth scene, "Brother Fan Show" was rejected again and again, but Zhang Fan did not give up. He was on the construction site, in a bar, in a factory, on the street, and in a detention center. While working, he perfected the script of "Brother Fan Show"
copywriting.
In the tenth shot, "Brother Fan Show" was a great success, with Zhang Fan standing brightly under the spotlight with a smile.
"Dreams are destined to be lonely journeys, and there are inevitable doubts and ridicules on the way. But so what, even if you are bruised and bruised, you still have to live a beautiful life."
Under the camera, glass fell one by one, revealing scenes after scenes. There were denials, ridicules, insults, tears, and hardships. Zhang Fan walked among them, and finally raised his fist to smash it all.
"I am Zhang Fan, I speak for myself..."
At the end of the shot, Zhang Fan stood in the dark space and said with a smile. The screen was pulled down, and the three characters "Brother Fan Show" appeared, accompanied by Zhang Fan's narration: Brother Fan Show, let's see you there or not.
The entire video lasted just over a minute. After watching this advertisement, Zhao Ying could not help but burst into tears.
"Is this an advertisement? Why do I want to cry."
"I speak for myself, well said..."
"Brother Fan, come on, young people are not afraid of questioning..."
"Let those who question it go away..."
"I cried, I really cried..."
"Brother Fan, come on, what happened to dropping out of junior high school? What happened to being a excrement collector? What happened to selling pirated CDs? What happened to being detained? We are young and have capital. God did not give us a wealthy family just for us.
Go and work hard on your own..."
"I speak for myself..."
It became a hit. Zhang Fan’s advertisement was completely popular. It was reposted by countless netizens. My spokesperson for myself was even spoiled by everyone. Various versions of my spokesperson for myself were released one after another.
Student version: You only see my scores, but not my efforts. You have your test papers, and I have my answers. You laugh at me because my scores are not high enough and I don’t deserve to have fun. I pity you for always wanting to go to a famous school. You can despise it.
Our grades, we will prove whose century this is. Studying is a journey destined to be painful, and there are always setbacks and low scores on the way. But so what, even if you fail the exam, you must fail calmly. I am a student, and I do it for myself
Endorsement.
Post-90s version: You only hear my stories, but you don’t see the road I have traveled. You have your way of life, and I have my way of life. You can laugh at me for accomplishing nothing, but I pity you for sticking to the rules. You can achieve temporary success.
Victory. But time will tell whose era this is. Success is destined to be a painful journey, so what? Even if it withers, it must bloom. I am born in the 90s and I speak for myself.
It became popular, completely popular. The website named this kind of joke Zhang Fanti, so various versions of Zhang Fanti were quickly released.