"My dear friends are here, come on, come on, sit down, it's a perfect night, it's time for drinking!"
The night is just right? It’s such a dark night. The sky is gloomy tonight. Not to mention there is no moon. Even the stars don’t know where they are hiding. Moreover, it’s very windy outside. They have been through this journey.
No small sin.
That is to say, the indoor temperature is more suitable, otherwise it would be a very cold day!
But Li Xuan said so, and Qian Mengjiu naturally agreed: "What your Majesty said is absolutely true. The night is quite beautiful tonight, and it's worth Huaiyuan. The good news from Rong County and Rong County has come, so it's time to drink and celebrate!"
The three of them are all old acquaintances. Li Xuan asked them to come to drink together. Naturally, he would not act like an emperor. He waved to the two of them and asked them to sit down. Then he looked at the wine bottle on the side.
Huo Shouqi, who was adding wine, said: "Huo Aiqing also sits down and drinks together!"
When Huo Shouqi heard this, he immediately smiled and said: "Since the emperor said it, then I will not be polite!"
After saying that, he also sat down, but continued to pour wine for everyone!
Huo Shouqi was able to become a bachelor in the Hanlin Academy, follow Li Xuan every day, and become the de facto imperial secretary. It was impossible for him to secure this position without a little bit of observation.
He can also see that his Majesty's nature is very good today. At this time, it is natural that he cannot disturb His Majesty's nature.
And it is an honor to be able to drink with His Majesty!
In the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, except for Liu Bagou, Qian Mengjiu, Zeng Ziwen and Hao Bainian, who were a few important civil and military ministers, others generally did not have this opportunity. Although he, a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy, was considered to be in a high and powerful position
, but compared with the above-mentioned people, it is still far behind.
After everyone sat down, because Li Xuan said there was no need to be restrained, he just wanted to drink as much as he wanted!
Moreover, the Tang Dynasty had just been established not long ago. Although everyone was in awe of Li Xuan, they were still not as afraid of the emperor as the courtiers in ordinary dynasties. In addition, these three people were not as stubborn as Liu Bagou.
Every day I pay attention to the etiquette of monarchs and ministers.
So after drinking a lot of wine and getting drunk, Huo Shouqi and the others told a few dirty jokes, and the scene quickly became lively. After drinking too much wine, the etiquette of monarchs and ministers was quickly forgotten.
After that, a harmonious scene of the monarch and his ministers holding hands and laughing soon appeared.
After Li Xuan had a drink, he personally said a paragraph in a drunken tone: "I read a book a few days ago, and there was an allusion in the book. It said that a son liked to go to the boat, but his father scolded him for being useless.
You beast, I will see you nine times out of ten when I go to the boat!"
As soon as he finished saying this, Zeng Ziwen next to him burst into laughter and said, "Like father, like son, like father, like him, one more time, haha!"
After telling a few dirty jokes, these people still felt that it was not enough. Huo Shouqi, who was drunk immediately, suggested that it was the twelfth lunar month and the temple fair in the east of the city was very lively. Why don't I go out and hang out for a while?
After that, he lowered his voice in a mysterious tone and said: "I touched a little girl's breast last night!"
Qian Mengjiu quickly asked: "How does it feel?"
Huo Shouqi said with a look of endless aftertaste: "Very good!"
Zeng Ziwen asked: "How is it good?"
Huo Shouqi shook his head and said: "No words at this time, no words!"
Hearing this, Li Xuan stood up suddenly and slapped the table: "Let's go, let's go to the temple fair tonight!"
Huo Shouqi was so drunk that he also said: "Very good, let's go!" As he said this, he lifted Li Xuan's shoulders, looking like he was in trouble.
However, Qian Mengjiu was not completely guilty yet and said: "It's not very good to leave the palace at this time!"
But Li Xuan slammed the table again: "It's okay, I have made up my mind and will leave the palace to watch the temple fair!"
At the same time, he was still muttering, paralysis, he was not allowed to visit the brothel, and he was not allowed to molest the little girls at the temple fair. I have traveled to this ghost era and fucked him!
Fortunately, Li Xuan drank a little too much. Although he was not completely guilty, his tongue was also big, and he was just mumbling. What he said was also difficult for others to hear clearly. They only heard the words "paralysis" and "I"!
At this time, Qian Mengjiu and Zeng Ziwen were also frightened by these words and were almost half drunk, and then looked at each other with troubled expressions!
Although His Majesty had drunk too much at this time, he was not completely drunk yet, but a half-drunk person causing trouble is the most troublesome, especially when this person is still an emperor.
Li Xuan has made a decision. Although the others know that this is a bit unreliable, they still have to do it!
Soon, Li Xuan went out with a group of bodyguards, Qian Mengjiu and others. At this time, some people also felt that something was wrong, and soon someone reported the matter to Queen Mother Bai.
Empress Dowager Bai's face turned dark when she heard that the drunk Li Xuan, along with the equally drunk Zeng Ziwen, Qian Mengjiu and Huo Shouqi, were going out of the palace to play, and also to the crowded and chaotic Dongcheng Temple Fair.
But when Queen Mother Bai arrived with a group of aunts and maids, her precious son had already left the palace and headed to the Dongcheng Temple Fair with a group of people.
Looking at the messy wine table, Queen Mother Bai gave several Hanlin Academy officials a hard look, and then said: "What are you still doing? Why don't you go find the emperor quickly!"
Immediately, many people ran out. The drunk emperor took a few drunken ministers and only about a dozen guards. If this happened alone, it would cause big trouble!
Soon, the men and horses of the Guards Battalion dispersed to look for people!
However, this person was not that easy to find. They searched for a long time in the Dongcheng Temple Fair, and even hundreds of people from the Guards Battalion turned the temple fair upside down, but they could not find Li Xuan and the others.
Finally, in the middle of the night, the people from the Guards Camp finally found Li Xuan and the others!
However, they did not find Li Xuan and the others at the Dongcheng Temple Fair, but Li Xuan and the others at the famous green little building in the city, Cuiliu Courtyard.
When the people from the guard camp found them, Li Xuan and Qian Mengjiu, who had already changed into civilian clothes, were quarreling with a group of scholars!
When I asked why there was a quarrel, it was because there was a poetry contest tonight in Cuiliu Garden. All the scholars present could write poems, and the winner would be able to stay in the room of Miss Cui'er, a Qing shepherd who debuted for the first time tonight, and be the groom. Of course,
Money still has to be given, there is no discount for three hundred taels of silver!
When Li Xuan saw this scene, he said on the spot that this kind of poetry competition was specially prepared for him. He immediately became so excited that he wrote a poem: "If I Only See You for the First Time!"
Of course, the result was something Li Xuan did not expect!
As soon as this poem was written, it was ridiculed as plagiarism!
Mahler Gobi, how do you know I plagiarized it?
Then in the next sentence, the man said, "Everyone knows that this poem is fake... Well, as soon as he said the word fake, he swallowed the Chinese character "Tang" behind it, and then said, "Everyone knows that this poem is fake"
The poem was circulated in the palace, but you dare to say that you wrote it yourself. Isn't this plagiarism?
Well, Li Xuan often talked about this poem, so naturally it spread to the outside world!
As a result, when plagiarism was mentioned, both parties started to argue!
Just when Li Xuan was about to say that I was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty and that the poem was written by me, the people from the personal guard camp finally arrived.
Then he pulled Li Xuan away, who could no longer stand still!
At this time, Li Xuan finally got better at drinking. He struggled but didn't have the strength to struggle, but he still said a few words while struggling!
"The poems are mine, the mountains and rivers are mine, and the beauties are mine too. You are not allowed to rob them from me. Anyone who robs me will punish the other nine tribes!"
The guard battalion carried out Li Xuan's order well before leaving, and took away Cui'er, the number one girl of Cuiliu Garden, who was already pale with fright!
When Li Xuan got up the next day, he still felt a splitting headache. The feeling of being hungover was not pleasant. Then when the headache felt slightly better, he found that there was a pretty girl lying on his bed!
At first, he thought she was the maid in the palace, and didn't pay much attention to it. But after a second look, he recalled what happened last night one by one, and then he recognized it. Isn't this woman the Qing from Cuiliu Garden?
The coward girl Cui'er?
Then came the sentence: "Why are you there?"
That girl Cui'er was also stunned by these words. Didn't you send someone to forcefully bring me here last night? Why, why don't you admit it now?
However, when she was still in Cuiliu Garden last night, she already knew the identity of the young man in front of her. This was the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. She was taken into the palace by him, wouldn't she want to enjoy glory and wealth in the future?
Although she is still a servant girl, she has stayed in a place like Cuiliu Garden for some time. Naturally, she knows the future fate of people like her. Some people work until they are old and yellow, and when they are old, they have no food and clothing. Very few people
You can save money to redeem yourself, and then find an honest man to marry, or you can be lucky and be favored by a businessman or something, and redeem yourself as a concubine!
The best way out is naturally to be redeemed as a concubine by those officials and scholars, and this is also the best way pursued by many brothel practitioners, especially the famous courtesans.
But her luck was extremely good. On the first night of her debut, before the debut ceremony was completed, she was taken into the palace of the Tang Dynasty!
She was quite happy at first, feeling that she was finally lucky in her life, so last night although Li Xuan was half drunk and half awake and could not move smoothly, she still showed professionalism and took the initiative to sit on it and perform reciprocating movements!
Didn't you expect that as soon as you woke up, this person would ask you why you are here?
Could it be that this man is the kind of scumbag that many sisters have said, the kind that doesn’t recognize anyone else even if he puts on pants?
However, he hasn't put on his pants yet!
Li Xuan is still a little confused now, but after seeing the innocence and seductive face of this woman, plus the fact that the woman is naked, and the two bulging balls of flesh on her chest are still close to his chest
, after instinctively covering it with his big hands, he still couldn't catch it.
Well, this figure is good, even better than Ye's, and Dong Yunyun and Zhu Er's master and servant's little lotus are even more incomparable!
If you look closely at this woman's face, you can see she is shy but also a little bit aggrieved. Tears are rolling in her eyes, as if they are about to fall at any time. This expression makes people feel like they are evil!
At this time, Miss Cui'er just let out a low moan. At this time, Li Xuan didn't care who she was. How did she come to his bed? He just jumped on the horse!