It just so happened that the police were handling Wang Shan's case. They heard that someone jumped from the building and came over to try to persuade the fat man who jumped.
"Classmate, if you have any questions, you can talk to us. Don't be overwhelmed. You only live once." The police shouted with a loudspeaker.
"I...I don't want to take the college entrance examination." The fat man said in horror.
Everyone was speechless. Is this why he wanted to jump off the building?
After a few more minutes of persuasion, the fat man grabbed the mast and said, "Don't stop me, I'm going to jump off the building."
Damn it!!
You are at the mast and no one is stopping you. Are you trying to trick us?
Another half hour passed, and everyone's legs were numb from standing there. The fat man was still yelling not to stop me from jumping off the building, but he just wouldn't jump.
A boy couldn't help but said: "How about you dancing? You will die early and be born early."
The fat man had a runny nose, glared at the classmate, and said: "Wang Zhong, you have a beautiful idea, I won't jump anymore."
Everyone is confused, this fat guy is playing tricks on them.
Not to mention Chu Hao, even the police wanted to beat him up.
Suddenly, the fat man screamed: "Ah ah ah... my legs are numb, please help me."
Chu Hao: "..."
Everyone: "..."
If you don't do it, you won't die. This is just teasing them.
The policeman said anxiously: "Why hasn't the life mat come yet?"
A member of the lifeguard team looked at Han and said, "The lifesaving mat has been chewed by rats."
"Hurry up and use the spare one."
"Other life mats have also been bitten with holes."
"Holy shit!!"
Everyone was speechless. Isn't this fat man so unlucky?
Suddenly, the fat man couldn't hold on anymore and he fell from the tenth floor.
The teacher and students screamed, and Qiu Xueying closed her eyes.
Chu Hao cursed and rushed forward to catch the fat man. He wanted to cry but had no tears.
Fat man is unlucky!
It's just his bad luck, right? I'm still in pain, and now I'm a fat man weighing 200 pounds.
Damn it, your uncle, you had a crow's mouth before, but you were really a fat man weighing 200 pounds.
That's right, this should be the ability to show off the dice.
"Bang!"
The two hundred kilogram fat man hit Chu Hao so hard that he was shocked and dizzy.
This weight is more than a thousand pounds!
Chu Hao was hit so hard that he felt dizzy. The fat man smashed him down and sat on him.
"Ahhhh!! I'm dead, I'm dead."
Chu Hao wanted to curse, but he was so shocked that he was injured internally and could not speak.
"I...I'm not dead, haha...I'm not dead." The fat man was happy.
"Get out of here."
Chu Hao finally regained his breath and felt as if his bones had been broken.
Everyone gathered around and found that the fat man was fine at all, but it was Chu Hao who was shocked and dizzy.
Your uncle's.
Why am I so unlucky?
"Ding...the host successfully pretends to be cool and gets 100 points of pretending."
"Ding... the host is shocked by the pretense and gets 200 points of pretense."
Everyone around them opened their mouths. When the fat man jumped off the building just now, he thought he was dead, but he didn't expect that he was caught and saved with his bare hands.
That's right, he was caught alive.
"Oh, what I bought is amazing."
"Dig! It takes a lot of strength to catch a 200-pound fat man."
"My brother, I'm convinced."
"Hey...he's from Class 164. Teacher Qiu Xueying fell from the building just now, and he was the one who caught her with his bare hands."
"So handsome..."
What Chu Hao did was greeted with cheers, which were even more incredible and shocking.
Qiu Xueying ran over and said worriedly: "Chu Hao, are you okay?"
Chu Hao said "Ouch": "I...my waist hurts, it seems to be broken, and my hands hurt so much that I can't lift them up."
Principal Lu quickly shouted: "Pan Boyuan! Pan Boyuan! Come and take a look."
Pan Boyuan came over with a bruised nose and face, touched Chu Hao's waist and said, "It's indeed broken."
Chu Hao couldn't even stand up, and was finally carried to the infirmary by several classmates and lay down on the hospital bed.
Qiu Xueying has been staying by his side for fear of something happening, with tears in the corners of her eyes. As for the others, Principal Lu has sent everyone back.
Chu Hao was about to cry but had no tears. Although he was pretending to be cool, he was extremely unlucky. What the hell was going on.
Chu Hao said: "System, can it be treated?"
System: "The host has internal injuries. Unless the healing technique is upgraded, 5,000 points of pretentiousness are required."
"Holy shit! Why don't you go and grab it?"
Chu Hao said painfully: "Teacher Qiu..."
Qiu Xueying said quickly: "Chu Hao, how are you?"
"I want to pee."
"I'll help you."
Pan Boyuan couldn't stand it anymore and said: "It's okay, I'll help him."
Who wants you to be a man?
Chu Hao looked unhappy, thinking that Pan Boyuan was just a light bulb, but now the two of them had changed their mood.
Hey, hey... bad luck, hurry up and drive this guy away, Chu Hao thought to himself.
Suddenly, Pan Boyuan received a call. His expression changed drastically and he said, "What! My car was scratched. That little bastard, wait for me to come right away."
Chu Hao: "..."
I'm going!
It's really coming.
Pan Boyuan was about to cry but had no tears. He was so unlucky today. His car was scratched by someone unknown, so he ran out quickly.
Chu Hao opened his mouth wide, his unlucky ability was so awesome, whatever he thought of came to him.
I am not the only one who is unlucky, everyone around me is unlucky. In this way, he felt comforted.
Qiu Xueying helped her go to the bathroom. Chu Hao couldn't lift his hand, so he said awkwardly: "I... my hand is broken and I can't take off my pants to pee."
Qiu Xueying blushed. As a teacher, she only cares about her students and said, "Do you want me to help you?"
Chu Hao felt happy and grinned: "Okay."
After a while, I heard Chu Hao say: "I can't pee."
Qiu Xueying said with a bitter face: "Ah! Then... what should we do?"
Chu Hao coughed dryly and said, "Please help me promise my position."