Chu Hao chuckled and said, "Hey... sister, come and give me a kiss."
Yoona blushed and said, "Sister Luo Yan said that I won't be touched by boys until I'm underage."
Chu Hao went crazy and said, "Yooner, you still... took off your clothes yesterday."
Yun'er said sternly: "At that time, brother Chu Hao was a doctor in Yun'er's heart. In front of doctors, there was no distinction between men and women. Isn't that what my brother thought?"
Damn!!
What do you think I want to do now?
I want to jump off the building.
Chu Hao was really defeated by Yoona's innocence and was completely convinced. No wonder you were not shy at all yesterday and thought of me as a doctor.
Thinking about it now, Yoona regarded him as a good person, but he wanted to push her, which was quite shameful...
I’m ashamed of your sister!
In that situation, a normal person would have reacted, okay? Besides, I am not a doctor.
Chu Hao said with a serious face: "Yun'er, the first step to recognize your brother is to kiss your little mouth. This is proven by heaven and earth, just like the sworn brothers in the book."
Yoona asked doubtfully: "Is this so? Yoona has actually watched Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu's Peach Garden Sworn."
I fucking admire myself so much…
Chu Hao nodded wildly and said: "Yes, yes, so we brothers and sisters have to kiss each other on the lips. This is the first step that can be proven by heaven and earth."
Yoona also became interested and said: "What about the second step?"
Chu Hao spoke loudly and said: "Of course I am facing it calmly."
Yoona looked curious, her eyes were dry from tears, and her big eyes were red, and she asked: "Brother Chu Hao, how can you be so calm with me?"
Chu Hao's face didn't turn red, his heart didn't beat, and he said, "Just take a bath together, sleep together, and make babies together."
Qiu Yun'er looked surprised and said, "Is brother-sister sworn love so complicated?"
System: "The host is so shameless..."
Chu Hao: "Go away and play with the system."
system:"……"
Chu Hao lured her step by step, which was quite shameless when he thought about it, so he quickly put away such innocent thoughts. Zhong Minyue said that he could marry Yuner.
Qiu Yun'er coyly said, "That...that's okay."
Are you hooked?
Chu Hao couldn't help but want to laugh wildly, there was such an innocent girl.
"Come on, kiss the little mouth first."
Yoona closed her eyes nervously, she had an incomparably beautiful face, bright eyes more beautiful than the stars in the sky, porcelain white and smooth skin, soft cherry red lips, long shiny hair, casually scattered
At the back of the head, it is pure and clean like a pure and beautiful angel.
Her eyelashes trembled, waiting for Chu Hao to kiss her little mouth.
Chu Hao was excited. This was his first kiss. Yoona could rest assured that his brother would be good to you.
Then, he came forward.
"Yooner, are you there?"
Suddenly, a voice interrupted the two of them. Qiu Yun'er blushed and said happily: "It's Sister Luo Yan."
After saying that, he ran out.
Let me tell you, Luo Yan came at the right time.
Qiu Yun'er rushed out and threw herself into Luo Yan's arms.
Luo Yan said with a strange look: "Yoon'er, why are you in Chu Hao's room?"
Yoona said: "Sister Luo Yan, I am sworn brother and sister with brother Chu Hao."
Luo Yan looked curious and said: "Sworn sworn sworn brother?"
"Yes! Brother Chu Hao said that the first step for brothers and sisters to become sworn brothers is to kiss each other on the lips, the second step is to sleep together and take a bath together, and the third step is to make a baby together. Only after completing three steps can they be called brother and sister."
Luo Yan: "..."
She treated Yoona as her own sister. This little girl was too innocent and pretty. She was afraid that she would be taken advantage of, so she warned that boys should not touch her before she was underage.
As a result, Chu Hao, the shameless bastard, actually wanted to trick Yoona.
Luo Yan became angry and said: "Chu Hao, get out of here."
Chu Hao had a guilty conscience and had already escaped through the window.
Luo Yan said angrily: "Yun'er, don't listen to Chu Hao, he is lying to you."
Qiu Yuner defended: "Brother Chu Hao is a good person."
If Chu Hao could hear it, he would definitely give Yoona a thumbs up.
Luo Yan covered Yu Bai's forehead, this girl was hopeless.
Luo Yan said: "Forget it, you can stay with your sister from now on. She will take care of you and teach you well."
Qiu Yun'er lowered her head and said, "But the master said before he left that he asked Brother Chu Hao to take care of me."
Luo Yan's head was full of black lines, so she called Chu Hao directly and said through gritted teeth: "I will take care of Yun'er. If you dare to touch her before she is an adult, my sister will fight for her life and she will never be done with you."
Facing Luo Yan, Chu Hao still felt guilty and said: "Okay... okay."
…
Chu Hao hung up the phone, feeling depressed.
He took out the pretentious dice and said: "My little ancestor, please give me some good luck to make me happy."
Then threw it out.
"Ding...the host gains 200 points of pretentiousness."
"Alas...it's not like I'm just pretending to be lucky."
Arriving at the school, Chu Hao walked in in a big way. The security guard couldn't help but said: "Little mouse, you just came now, aren't you afraid that your class teacher will attack you?"
Chu Hao said arrogantly: "The principal doesn't even dare to say anything about me. Young master, I can come when I want and leave when I want."
"Ding... the host successfully pretended to be cool and gained 100 points of pretending."
The security uncle raised his thumb and said: "I have been a security guard for so long and I have seen too many people and students. You are the first and most awesome one."
Chu Hao was stunned and said: "Just like that."
At this time, a large group of student girls swarmed towards him.
Damn it! Is he already so famous in school?
Chu Hao felt that it was necessary to pose to look cool.
"Actually, I know I'm handsome, so you don't have to be so enthusiastic..."
As a result, a large group of schoolgirls passed him by, including several dinosaur girls weighing 200 pounds and 1.8 meters, who knocked him to the ground like a bear.
The dinosaur girl said fiercely: "Boy, do you have eyes on your butt? Didn't you see this overlord flower coming over?"
Damn it!! You hit me and you still scolded me?
It was unbearable. Just when Chu Hao was about to curse, the dinosaur girl Bawanghua was already screaming and running away, like a moving tank.
A group of student girls went crazy. Many people held up signs and yelled: "Qin Feng, Qin Feng, I love you... No one can compare to you for being so handsome."
"Qin Feng, Qin Feng, I love you...no one can compare you to your handsomeness."
The corners of Chu Hao's mouth twitched, and the dinosaur girls who bumped into him roared loudly, louder than the school radio, and the noise was loud.
A luxury car drove into the school. It was a BMW worth more than one million yuan. The person driving it was a very handsome young man. He was Qin Feng who acted in a TV series.
Qin Feng appears to be eighteen or nineteen years old, with short black hair, regular facial features, and a clean aura, which fully embodies the special beauty of this age where he is indistinguishable from male to female.
Qin Feng rolled down the window and waved his hands at the schoolgirls. A group of silly female nymphos screamed and almost fainted.