Chu Hao couldn't help but said: "There are many things in this world worth remembering."
Haha...are you letting yourself say your last words?
Liang Qian picked up the wine glass and said with hazy eyes: "In this life, I am most sorry for myself. If there is an afterlife, I will not take this road again. I will live a quiet life and try to be indecisive in the world."
Chu Hao couldn't help but glance at Keke's father and whispered: "Did your ex-wife's sister receive any stimulation?"
"How do I know?" Keke's father said depressedly.
Liang Qian spoke to herself, as if she was really saying her last words: "I want to find a good husband and try to have sex with a man and a woman, but with this fate, I have no chance."
Then, Liang Qian stared at Chu Hao and said: "I hope that in the end, you will be merciful and let me try it, so that my life in this world is not in vain."
Chu Hao: "..."
Keke’s father: “…”
Keke stared with big eyes and said, "Auntie, what's wrong with you?"
The three people at the dinner table were completely confused. They must have been stimulated to say these words.
It can be heard that she has never tried male-female love, she is clearly a leftover woman, and she still retains her body.
But why are you telling me!
Let me show mercy to you!!
Digging!! You must have watched too many idol dramas.
Liang Qian is ill, and her illness is not serious.
Chu Hao sighed: "Keke's aunt, we have just met for the first time. Although I know that I am handsome, but you are like this... I... I am a little scared."
Liang Qian was about to say something when she suddenly came back to her senses and said, "What did you say?"
Chu Hao coughed dryly and said, "I know I'm handsome."
"last sentence."
Chu Hao scratched his head: "This is our first meeting, right?"
Liang Qian: "..."
Is it possible to vomit blood?
I've been cultivating my sentiments for a long time, but you really don't know my sentiments.
I said it's strange, even a person with extraordinary skills can't know who I am with just a phone call, right?
Liang Qian thought of her previous sentimentality, and she looked at Chu Hao with resentment, wishing she could strangle him to death.
I thought you were so powerful and your emotions scared me.
Seeing the resentment on Liang Qian's face, thinking that his rejection had made her very sad, Chu Hao couldn't bear to say: "Of course, it's not impossible. After all, you and I are willing to do this kind of thing, so after thinking about it, I'll agree to it.
"
Promise to your sister!!
I want to chop you hard with a knife right now.
Keke's father winked at Keke, Keke pouted, and reluctantly returned to the room. He then said: "Xiaoqian, brother-in-law, although I know that the older the leftover woman is, the more she thinks about that, uh
...It means losing your virginity, but my brother-in-law advises you to keep an open mind on everything and don't be anxious about this kind of thing."
Keke's father added: "If you are really in a hurry, my brother-in-law has a room here."
"Ding... the host successfully pretended to be cool and gained 100 points of pretending."
"Ding... Passers-by assist and pretend to be cool, and get 100 points of pretending."
"Ding... the host and passers-by are pretending to be pretentious. This is a first-of-its-kind pretense. Get 400 points of pretentiousness."
Brother Hao is so good that when a woman sees him, he comes to his door without saying anything. If she doesn't agree, she will die.
This is the charm of personality, and there is no way to stop Brother Hao's charm.
Sigh... I will be kind to anyone who asks me to, and I will help them to the end.
Chu Hao was a little embarrassed and said: "Uncle, do you have a condom? After all, you still have to pay attention to safety when it comes to things like that. I am a responsible man."
Keke's father quickly said: "Yes, yes."
Wait...what do you want to do?
Liang Qian's face turned red to the roots of her ears. This was a big mistake.
Ahh!!
I have a great reputation throughout my life. What did I say just now?
Liang Qian quickly waved her hands and said: "No, no."
Chu Hao said seriously: "Aunt Keke, now that things have happened, I don't need to hide it anymore."
Liang Qian looked at him confused, what are you hiding?
Chu Hao was rarely embarrassed and said: "Actually, this is my first time too."
Keke's father clapped his hands and said, "The relationship is great! It's your first time together. This is a perfect match."
Liang Qian: "..."
Turn over the table, do you think so?
Do you want to beat someone up?
Are you that kind of casual woman?
Liang Qian was so angry that her liver ached, and she thought the other party was going to kill her, but it turned out that the other party didn't know who she was.
The most important thing is that she actually said what was in her heart.
Thinking of this, Liang Qian's face turned as red as an apple.
"I'm fine, I'm fine." Liang Qian said quickly.
Chu Hao said consolingly: "Actually, you can't blame Ke Ke's aunt. After all, there are so many older women now and the market is very controversial."
Keke's father nodded and said, "I think older women are pretty good. At least Xiaoqian, you are the best girl I have ever seen."
The two of them said something to each other, while Liang Qian sat there in a daze.
Older women!!
The corners of her mouth twitched, wanting to slap herself.
"I...I was drunk just now, by the way! What did I just say? Why don't I remember it?"
At this point, Liang Qian can only pretend to be crazy and act stupid, hoping to get it over with.
Chu Hao looked at Liang Qian seriously and said, "You are sick."
Keke's father pulled Chu Hao and said that it was wrong to say this and not to irritate her too much.
Chu Hao quickly said: "I know how to treat difficult and complicated diseases, how about I help you look at it?"
Liang Qian's mouth twitched and she said, "No, I really don't."
"All right."
The three of them continued to eat. Liang Qian breathed a sigh of relief. She gradually calmed down, as long as Chu Hao didn't notice her.
After a drink, Keke’s father couldn’t stand it anymore: “I...I can’t do it anymore, you...you drink.”
Then, he fell down on the dining table.
Chu Hao coughed dryly and said, "How about this is it for today? I'll go back first."
"No." Liang Qian said quickly.
In her opinion, this might be an opportunity. As long as she gets Chu Hao drunk, she can then find the mantra pen.
Hee hee... God has favored me so much. How could I miss such a God-given opportunity?
Furthermore, she is quite confident in her drinking ability.
Liang Qian quickly stood up and said, "I'll get the wine."
Chu Hao touched his nose, why is Liang Qian acting so weird? Could it be that she likes the young master so much that she wants to stay and get drunk?
Forget it, I will risk my life to accompany my wife.
Liang Qian brought a lot of wine at one time, all of which were white wine. Her idea was very simple, which was to get Chu Hao drunk and let him drink it all. Then it would be much more convenient.
Chu Hao held back a lot of wine and couldn't help but sweat. Liang Qian was really stimulated. She took out so much wine at one time, which was equivalent to the amount of liquor consumed by seven or eight people.
Liang Qian had completely calmed down now. She smiled and said, "I still don't know what your name is?"
She tried her best to make her acting skills shine so that Chu Hao would not have any doubts.