Chapter 28 The realm of pretending to be everywhere
After taking a taxi, Chu Hao went straight to the bank, took out two cards and entered the password, feeling a little excited.
The next moment, I was wildly surprised by the numbers inside.
"Fuck...one hundred thousand!!"
Another one.
"Fuck!! Five hundred thousand."
"Haha... I'm rich." Chu Hao jumped up fiercely.
As a result, a buddy next to me looked fierce and said: "Are you crazy? Are you going to withdraw money or not? If not, get out of here."
Chu Hao turned around and glared at him, saying, "What does it have to do with you?"
"Ouch! I have such a bad temper." The guy rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to do something.
In his opinion, he can deal with four or five of the little brats like Chu Hao.
Chu Hao sneered, fight with brother!
I'm not afraid of a hundred people, so will I be afraid of you?
So, he rolled up his sleeves, ready to convince others with his virtue, and said: "Have you been very unlucky recently? Let me guess, you fell into the hands of a woman, right?"
"How do you know?" The guy who was about to take action was stunned for a moment.
Chu Hao looked disdainful and said: "What is this? You have made a fortune recently, but your marriage at home is not good. Does your wife want to divorce you?"
"Ding... the host reaches the state of showing off everywhere, triggers a critical hit, and gains 20 points of showing off."
Haha! I show off everywhere, I am so cool and awesome.
Chu Hao added: "But you don't want a divorce."
"Fuck! You...you are following me?" The guy jumped up and said with a shocked look on his face.
Chu Hao waved his hand, enigmatic and like a master, and said: "Let me introduce, I am proficient in bone touching, palmistry, calligraphy, marriage calculation, numerology, fortune telling, exorcism and evil, subduing demons, the price is fair, yours
I can help you solve the problem."
"Ding... the host successfully pretended to be cool and gained 5 points of pretending."
The man was dumbfounded, grabbed Chu Hao's hand, and said excitedly: "It turns out to be Master, you have to help me. I love my wife very much and don't want to divorce her."
Chu Hao stretched out a finger and said: "The price is easy to negotiate, only ten thousand."
The guy collapsed: "Why don't you go and grab it?"
"Compared with your wealth, what kind of money is this? You can give it to me or not. If you don't give it to me, I can leave." Chu Hao turned around and left.
That guy is confused. He knows he won the lottery? But that’s not right. He just went to receive the prize today and was wearing a mask. There’s no reason for him to know.
The buddy quickly grabbed Chu Hao and said, "Okay, ten thousand is ten thousand."
Looking at the extra 10,000 yuan in the card, Chu Hao felt happy.
He purchased a marriage talisman, which cost only 1 point of pretentiousness. He handed it to the man and said, "Boil it and mix it with water. Drink it, half for your wife and half for you. I guarantee that you will have a happy marriage and maybe even give birth to a little fat boy."
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The buddy said in surprise: "Master, you are so amazing, you know that I don't have a child yet."
Chu Hao smiled, waved and left.
"Master, walk slowly."
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With a wealth of 610,000 yuan, he was very happy. He decided to improve his life. After all, he was considered a rich man.
"Well... go to the Internet cafe and treat yourself."
Young people all love to surf the Internet, and Chu Hao is no exception. He likes the most popular game today, League of Legends.
I went to one of the best Internet cafes and ended up playing Yasuo.
"You're cheating!"
Teammates started to curse.
"Silly Yasuo, do you know how to play? How long are you going to lead the lane alone?"
"Dad Yasuo, please help me, I can't bear it anymore."
The person on the opposite side: "Haha... Yasuo on the opposite side, thank you, I'm sending you to the branch again."
Chu Hao was embarrassed, he was indeed a bit cheated.
"Coming, coming." Chu Hao clicked the mouse, and Yasuo walked from the bottom lane to the middle lane, preparing for a wave.
As a result, he saw a little Teemo with residual health passing by the grass nearby.
"Haha... Timo, don't run away." Chu Hao was excited, controlled Yasuo and pounced on him, like a big bad wolf seeing a little white rabbit.
I chased Xiaolong into the grass, and ended up pounced out three big men...De Bang, Barbarian King, and Galen!
"The gun comes out like a dragon!"
"Demacia!"
"I will be your worst nightmare!"
"Fuck!!!"
On top of Chu Hao's head, 10,000 beasts were rushing past.
&”
Seeing the failed desktop, Chu Hao looked depressed.
Suddenly, the young man sitting next to him became furious and said, "Damn it, is this Yasuo a SB? You gave him a sign that someone was occupied, and he still burrowed into the grass."
Chu Hao was stunned.
The young man obviously had a bad temper. He probably went to the branch, but he was very angry. Seeing Chu Hao frowning and looking at him, he said: "Did I disturb you? I'm sorry, I just sniped Yasuo and ran to chase Teemo, but he was
Galen and the three squatted down."
Chu Hao's head is full of black lines, aren't you talking about me?
Their eyes met, the young man glanced at the desktop, then looked at Chu Hao's desktop, and he was immediately shocked and angry: "Fuck!! Are you that SB Yasuo?"
"How are you talking!" Chu Hao glared at him.
"Damn it! Do you know how important this game of mine is?" The young man saw that "Yasuo" was next to him and became furious.
Chu Hao shook his head and said, "I don't know."
The young man became even more angry and said through gritted teeth: "Xiaomeng is ignoring me now. We agreed to meet if we win this game, but you messed it up."
When he said this, Chu Hao felt really embarrassed.
Chu Hao said in a serious tone: "Calm down, if we play another game, I will definitely win. How about you find your Xiaomeng again and let's fight again?"
"You!!" The young man was about to vomit blood. If you are cheating on Biasso, who would want to form a team with you?
"Go away, I've been unlucky enough these past few days, don't bother me."
Chu Hao ignored him.
I formed a team again to rank up, opened another Yasuo, and continued my wandering life.
Suddenly, the young man next to him became excited and said: "Haha... you are opposite us!!"
Chu Hao was stunned for a moment and looked at the screen. Sure enough, he was in the enemy camp, and he was suddenly in a mess in the wind.
What the hell were the chances that he would meet him.
"Haha!! Let's see if I don't torture you to death." The young man felt proud for a moment and quickly typed a message to him: Xiao Meng.
"Xiao Meng, the SB Yasuo from just now is opposite us, he will definitely win this time."
Little Dream Barbie: "Really? Yeah...it's true, I tortured him to death."
"Hehe... let me tell you, he is sitting next to me."
Damn it!! I'm sitting next to you, how can I be so unscrupulous?
Chu Hao felt like crying but had no tears left.
At this time, a line of words appeared in the lower left and right corners, and our team's Ruiwen said: "Don't be lazy, the jungler and I are both diamond-ones, come and go."
Chu Hao was ecstatic. From the young man's chat with Xiao Meng, he saw that the other party was also a diamond. With his own level, he really couldn't beat him.
The young man controlled the robbery and violently cleared out the troops. At level 6, he laughed wildly and said to Chu Hao: "Go on a killing spree."
Perhaps he was too excited. He wanted to kill Yasuo without even looking at the opponent's screen. With his strength, he would definitely have no problem taking Yasuo's head.
Result! Just as he rushed out, Raven and the blind monk suddenly rushed out, and the young man was panicked.
He was a young man, but even though he was disabled, he still used his clone to escape.
result……
The young man went crazy: "Ahhh... set it on fire!!"