"It's my turn. I recently opened a modeling agency. Everything was going well. But for some reason, the girls terminated their contracts one after another. What's going on?"
Chu Hao counted with his fingers again and said: "You are also a villain. Check your people carefully. Some people are not clean at all and are threatening the girls."
When the cousin heard this, he became furious and said: "What bastard has caused this to happen to me? I will go and investigate it tomorrow."
He also continued to read and tell fortunes to everyone, and everyone was completely convinced.
Not to mention, the eighth aunt, the second aunt, the third brother-in-law, and other relatives were envious when they saw Chu Hao reading the faces of those children, and wanted to go to Chu Hao immediately.
"Ding... The host has successfully pretended to be the center of attention and gained 900 points of pretending."
Chu Hao's small display of skills made many people feel a little in awe of him.
The cousin next to Chu Hao hugged Chu Hao's arm and said with a smile: "Ah Hao, you won't come home until you're drunk tonight, and you're not allowed to run away."
Chu Hao said shyly: "I...I don't drink much."
Hearing this, Tang Mo at the next table almost vomited blood. Didn't you drink much? Can you be more honest?
The cousin laughed and said: "Don't drink too much, just get drunk."
In the end, the people at the table were knocked down by Chu Hao, and they were all dizzy. Chu Hao was only slightly drunk.
The cousin almost stopped crying. He was so dizzy that he pointed and said, "You lied to me."
Chu Hao said seriously: "I'm not lying to you, I'm almost drunk too."
The cousin fell down on the table with a "plop". Looking at the people on the table, who is still awake?
"Ding... The host is a technical pretentious person and gets 900 points of pretentiousness."
When other people saw Chu Hao knocking down a table, they were also dumbfounded.
Chu Hao patted his belly, cut another piece of barbecue, raised the glass of wine, faced the moonlight in the sky, and couldn't help but said: "The wine in the glass under the moonlight makes me sad, and the sorrow becomes worse. It's a long road, and I'm pretending to be with you.
What a poem, what a poem!”
"Too... too pretentious." The little girl at another table said with her face covered.
…
On this day, after Chu Hao went shopping with Yi Qinglian, he received a call from Li Yin.
Li Yin said: "Brother Hao, it's been a long time since you came to school. Come back quickly."
Chu Hao asked: "What's going on!"
"Those dwarf people are here again. It is said that they have brought many masters this time to regain their position."
Last time, Chu Hao defeated the interns from Aiguo and made them lose face, but this time he did it again!
Chu Hao has become depraved these days. He actually doesn't pretend to be cool and goes shopping and playing with big stars. He has not forgotten the ultimate mission of being a pretender.
Chu Hao immediately said: "The dwarf people are itching again, wait until I get back."
Chu Hao had to go back and asked Yi Qinglian to learn from Sister Leshen to improve her pretentiousness.
Chu Hao thought about it and could only put the ultimate task of being a pretender on the dice of pretending to be bad luck and luck.
Arriving at the airport, Chu Hao was not afraid of bad luck. What was supposed to come would always come.
"I throw it."
The pretense of dice stays at the pretense of luck.
Chu Hao put his hands on his hips and laughed proudly at the airport, saying: "Wow...Brother Hao is invincible today."
He hurriedly opened the system interface, but there were still two treasure chests that had not been opened, so he had to wait for a moment.
Chu Hao rubbed his hands. This was his first time. He was lucky enough to open the treasure chest. He didn't know if it would be a critical hit. He said excitedly: "Brother Hao is invincible. Let's open a magic weapon."
"Open the quasi-diamond treasure chest."
"Ding...congratulations to the host for getting a 40% discount card."
Item: 40% off discount card
Rarity:★★★★
Ability: Use items in the system store and get a 50% discount on all items (seven-day use right, once the time expires, it will be invalid)
What a cheat, it’s actually a discount card. If you buy an item with 10,000 cool points, you can get 4,000 cool points for free.
This luck is already very good.
There was also the last diamond treasure chest. Chu Hao rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Open the treasure chest."
"Ding... Congratulations to the host, you got the system upgrade card."
Chu Hao was stunned, what the hell is this!
Item: System upgrade card
Rarity: None
Ability: The system is upgraded once, according to the functions that the host wants to upgrade, only once
Chu Hao was stunned for a while, looking at the system upgrade card, and said: "System, what can be upgraded with this thing?"
System: "Upgrading the system card can upgrade system store items, add items related to ghost hunting, and upgrade system functions. Please take good care of it, host."
Chu Hao's eyes widened and he said excitedly: "This is simply a magical weapon!"
System: "It's not bad to say it's an artifact."
Chu Hao thought for a moment and said immediately: "Okay, let's upgrade the system's voice to the voice of a cute little lady. First, it must be gentle, second, it must be sexy, and third, it must be breathy. Brother Hao has had enough.
Your cold voice."
"Ding... the host hits the system server with a critical hit to show off, and gets 3,000 points of show-off value."
system:"……"
Chu Hao was also stunned.
The system roared: "You are enough host."
Chu Hao seemed to have discovered some terrible secret, and said: "I'm actually showing off to you!"
system:"……"
Today's Brother Hao is indeed invincible, wow, wow, wow.
Without saying a word, Chu Hao said in a wealthy voice: "To use the system upgrade card to change the system sound, it must be gentle, sexy, and breathy."
"Ding... The host uses the system upgrade card, and the system is being upgraded."
"Ding...the system has been upgraded successfully."
Chu Hao quickly asked: "System, say something."
The voice of a cute little lady sounded. The voice was tingling, as if she had drunk honey. The most important thing is that while speaking, she seemed to be panting, which was not too graphic.
The female voice of the system: "What do you want this system to say?"
Chu Hao said excitedly: "Hey... I'm really panting when I talk."
System: "This system doesn't want to deal with you."
Normally, when the system said this, it would be cold and full of disdain, but now, when it is said, it is not too numb, as if it is coquettish.
Beep dog, this voice is like no one else. If you listen to it for a few more times, you may lose your energy.
The system said again: "Silly host, this is a rare opportunity, but you actually use it for such a ridiculous thing."
Chu Hao sneered and said: "Brother Hao has already said that he wants to turn your voice into a woman's delicate panting. From now on, you will call yourself someone else."
System: "Go away..."
Chu Hao was in a good mood and boarded the plane.
Yi Qinglian bought Chu Hao's air ticket in first class, which was not as crowded as the economy class and had a high-end environment and high-end services.
A stewardess came over and said, "Sir, what would you like to drink?"
This stewardess is simply not too beautiful, with a curvy figure and a graceful appearance. When she smiles, she looks like a snow-white lotus growing out of mud, exuding a refreshing fragrance.