Chapter six hundred and sixty first unlucky fat man
The fat man said aggrievedly: "Go away, Master Dao, I am attracting evil spirits, you are ruining my business."
The toad was surprised and said: "Evil ghost! What evil ghost?"
Chu Hao secretly yelled, don't let the fat man spill the beans. If the toad finds out that he tricked him into coming here, he will definitely get angry and get bitten again.
Chu Hao said: "Ahem...are you here to catch ghosts?"
The fat man who was badly beaten said with a mournful look on his face: "Nonsense, Master Dao has been squatting for a long time and thought that evil spirits were coming."
This fat man was indeed traveling with him. After all, ordinary people would have been frightened when hearing the toad speak, so he was not surprised at all.
Chu Hao became even more embarrassed and said, "You should have told me earlier."
The fat man said angrily: "Master Dao, do you have time to talk?"
Chu Hao helped him up. The fat man was about the same age as him. His face didn't look stupid, it was swollen.
Chu Hao said: "Don't be angry, I'm here to help you."
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "Come with us?"
Chu Hao nodded.
The fat man looked at the toad again, the corner of his mouth twitched, and said: "It's not that I have never seen humans and demons team up, but your pet is too funny. Can it catch ghosts?"
When Chu Hao heard this, he knew something was wrong.
Sure enough, the toad kicked him away and made a sound of "Ah Da", and the fat man flew out again, like a ball.
The fat man got up with difficulty, almost going crazy, and said: "Why are you kicking me?"
The toad hummed: "I am not a pet. The toad is just a temporary shell. I am the Emerald Dragon King."
The fat man looked at the starry sky and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Taoist Lord has sworn not to fight and to convince others with virtue, but now he can't help it anymore."
After saying that, the fat man took out a dark object from his back. At first glance, it looked like a pan.
There is no difference between this pot and a frying pan. If there is a difference, it is that there are many curse patterns engraved on it.
"Master Sanqing, my disciple has no intention of hurting anyone, but I can't help it."
The fat man rushed up. He was very fast, not like a fat man at all. His legs looked like they were greased, and he slapped the toad hard with the pan.
The toad was contemptuous and could avoid the fat man's pan with a slight jump.
However, as if the fat man knew where the toad was about to jump, he slapped it away with the pan.
"Boom!" With a crisp sound, the toad was knocked away by the pan, just like playing tennis, and flew far away.
Chu Hao looked surprised. This fat man was so powerful. He couldn't even figure out the speed of a toad, but the fat man did it.
The toad was blown far away and a hole was punched through the wall of the village. It went crazy.
The toad was angry, and it was still so scary. It spat out saliva and shot it away like bullets.
The fat man subconsciously raised the pan to block it. Although it was blocked, the fat man was speechless and felt disgusted. He said: "Damn! My magic weapon, Master Dao, was actually defiled by a toad's saliva."
The toad became even more angry after hearing this.
Its body grew bigger, as tall as an adult. It kicked off its legs and flew away like a spring. Its toad legs kicked on the fat man's pan. With great force, the fat man flew out again. This time it was more serious, almost like a cannonball.
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"Ouch! My old waist."
The fat man got up. If ordinary people had died long ago, the fat man was just embarrassed.
"Building the foundation." Chu Hao looked at the fat man in surprise.
Toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, you have some abilities that can allow me to use one-tenth of my strength."
The fat man was so angry that he started to form seals and chanted incantations. The pan flew out and suddenly grew larger in the sky, covering the toad in one mouthful and suffocating it inside.
The toad banged inside, and the pan shook violently.
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said speechlessly: "This toad of yours is very special. How much did you buy it for?"
Chu Hao smiled and said: "One and a half cents."
The toad was so angry that the two men dared to tease it, so they hit it hard and the pan flew out.
Seeing this, the fat man became a little afraid of the toad and said quickly: "Don't be impulsive, I don't kill."
"I will kill you."
One person and one toad struggled together, and in the end the toad won. With its strong body, it beat the fat man until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
Chu Hao couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Stop fighting."
Only then did the toad stop.
The fat man lay on the ground and said aggrievedly: "That's too much. You are bullying me alone."
Chu Hao helped the fat man up and said, "It's not my pet."
The fat man said helplessly: "Okay, Master Tao, I admit defeat."
The toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, who are you trying to scare by pretending to be a ghost? You are miserable or not in the middle of the night."
The fat man glared at Toad and said, "Do you think I want to? It's not just to get rid of the evil ghosts that the Heavenly Lord, who is his uncle, will meet you like this."
This fat man is really a Taoist priest. He is not a Tibetan. He heard that there are evil spirits in Xishan and came to see them. The evil spirits have the habit of eating women. He used his mobile phone to play the cries of women, and he met Chu Hao and Toad.
Chu Hao said: "I am also here to destroy evil ghosts."
When the toad heard this, he said angrily: "You lied to me."
Chu Hao said: "I'm not lying to you. The evil spirits have captured many women. Maybe you will be grateful if you saved them."
When it came to women, Toad's IQ dropped 100%, and he said: "That's right, let's find the evil ghost quickly."
Chu Hao asked: "Have you discovered anything?"
The fat man shook his head and said, "I didn't find it. Master Dao even suspected that it wasn't here anymore."
Chu Hao said: "I heard that it only harms women and babies. It should be a pervert or something. Women must be used to attract him out."
Toad immediately said: "Don't you have a transformation charm? Take it out quickly."
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "What transformation talisman?"
Chu Hao said: "I have a way, do you want to give it a try?"
The fat man said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, I can catch evil ghosts. I am willing to give it a try."
Chu Hao said in his heart: "System, buy the transformation talisman."
"Ding... the host purchases the transformation talisman, which consumes 2,000 points of pretentiousness."
Then, the fat man wanted to cry, so Chu Hao put the transformation charm on him. The fat man turned into a woman, a foreign girl. This foreign girl looked like the Tina Chu Hao knew.
The fat man wanted to cry and said, "Why a foreign girl?"
Chu Hao said with satisfaction: "This evil ghost must be tired of seeing local women. It might be good to change his taste."
So, the fat man was left alone in the open space, playing music on his mobile phone, and the song he played was actually "Itch"
Come, be happy.
Anyway, there is a lot of time.
This song really tickles my heart.
The fat man opened his collar and looked at it, his eyes were shining, and he exclaimed: "Tsk, tsk, it's so realistic."
"Hmm, this feels good too."
This fat man is also a member of the same group. He is touching his body with a happy face and is intoxicated by it.
The toad said dissatisfied: "Why don't you let me go?"
Chu Hao said: "You didn't apply."
Toad said seriously: "I'll do it next time."
After waiting for a while, a strong wind blew up from the snow-capped mountains of Xishan Mountain, causing heavy snowfall and making the cold people shiver.
"Here it comes!" Chu Hao was excited.
ps: There was a power outage at home, so I uploaded the electricity as soon as it came.