System: "Based on the host's condition, it is recommended that the host purchase the Drunkard Eight Immortals Drunken Master."
"Buy."
"Ding... The host purchases the Drunkard Eight Immortals Drunken Master, which consumes 50 points of pretentiousness."
Chu Hao learned immediately.
An iron rod was thrown at him. Chu Hao turned sideways, grabbed the gangster's wrist, and whipped him away with a backhand.
That gangster was also a tragedy. His teeth were knocked out and he covered his face in pain.
Chu Hao picked up the beer on the side and took a deep sip down his throat. He felt that it was not satisfying and there was always something missing. He said to the stupid DJ girl: "Beauty, play some music."
The DJ girl said confusedly: "Brother, what kind of music are you playing?"
"One person drinks and gets drunk."
The DJ girl quickly played the song.
Music starts.
Chu Hao took another sip and said: "One person, I'm drunk, Ah Da!!"
He rushed into the crowd and started fighting, too fast.
Drunk to pair beauties
The two eyes are alone and follow each other
I just hope that he can return home together one day
The singing became louder and louder, and everyone within two or three meters of Chu Hao was beaten away.
My dear girl, I gently hold the piano
Yan plays in my purple bamboo forest
I am infatuated with beauty
I am willing
I searched for you thousands of miles away
Then, he saw a circle around Chu Hao, and people kept flying around. They were really flying out, and they screamed again and again.
Tang Mo and Xiao Yue, who were about to leave, opened their mouths wide with shock when they saw Chu Hao showing off his power.
"The Eight Immortals stepped back and bumped left and right, while Yan Qing climbed up to the tower independently."
"He Xiangu stepped sideways and missed. Xiangu was drunk and turned around to hit him."
"The flowery steps lead to the waves and a cup is tossed, and the Eight Immortals ride on horses with double cloud cups."
"Yan Qing throws the cup with his right hand independently, while Lu Dongbin's hands are like arrows."
"Taibai's drunkenness shakes the golden cup, and Tieguai Li sweeps through thousands of troops."
Chu Hao used the Drunkard's Eight Immortals Fist, which was called a slip. Anyone who came close to him would fly out and hit them everywhere. It felt like something from the movie Kung Fu.
Defeat the emperor and I will fight against the sky
I won the throne to become an immortal...
Awesome lyrics, awesome skills, I am awesome.
"Ding... the host successfully pretended to be cool and gained 30 points of pretending."
"Ding... the host is shocked to show off, and gets 60 points of showing off."
Tang Mo, Xiao Yue, and some other guests were dumbfounded.
A young buddy was excited and said: "He's so handsome. With these shocking lyrics, I feel an imperial demeanor. This person only exists in heaven. Could he be a living immortal emperor?"
Another buddy said: "Not only does it look like an emperor, it makes my blood boil. Even if I ride a bicycle on the highway now, I would dare to drive away from the truck."
"You are awesome."
Some guests raised their thumbs.
A gangster from the Scorpion Club was stunned and said: "Boss, there are experts here."
Scorpion slapped him away and cursed: "You're pretending to be here, get to me quickly."
Chu Hao kicked him again, then did a backflip and swept his legs, and the tip of his shoe passed through the teeth of a group of gangsters.
Chu Hao spun to the ground and took another sip of wine. His movements were perfect.
The passion between heaven and earth
Continuing to write another chapter about me, the emperor
"Bah! Such smelly shoes."
"Damn, this guy's shoe got in my mouth."
"Ah...fuck him/him."
A gangster was beaten back and screamed: "Boss, he was beaten like a drunken boxer!!"
Xie Zi was so angry that one of the group of people was actually beaten to the point where they cried for father and mother. He said angrily: "Drunk, fuck him."
Chu Hao's fierce call would knock anyone who came up to him flying away, while the drunken fist's four or two moves of a thousand pounds would send people flying away.
That's right, it flew out.
Xiaoyue screamed: "Martial arts master is a master."
Tang Mo exclaimed: "The Eight Drunken Immortals are so powerful."
The scene was so violent that some guests stopped leaving and started shouting.
Everyone in the rose garden subconsciously retreated. There was really no one who could fight, and everyone was taken over by Chu Hao.
However, the expressions on everyone's faces were so shocked that Zigui was so shocked that her cigarette dropped to the ground.
"Ding... the host successfully pretended to be cool and gained 30 points of pretending."
Yiyi was drunk and looked around Chu Hao. There was no one standing around. It was a miserable mess.
Scorpion was so frightened that his feet trembled because Chu Hao was walking towards him.
The boss of the underground force was completely frightened out of his mind. His more than 100 subordinates were all lying on the ground. It would be fine if it was a group fight, but one person killed them all.
He knelt on the ground with a thud and said: "Brother...brother, I was wrong."
Chu Hao kicked it away and the scorpion flew out, saying: "What the hell! Even I dare to hit you."
The music stopped and countless people cheered.
Chu Hao hiccupped and was really dizzy.
Zigui came over and said, "Brother, are you okay?"
The boss is the boss. If a woman calls her brother, what else can I say?
Chu Hao waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, I can still hit a hundred more."
"Cow." The gangsters from the Rose Club raised their thumbs with admiration on their faces.
Zigui was also very happy and said: "Take care of the place. We won't go home until we get drunk tonight."
A group of people cheered.
Xiao Yue was reluctant to leave and wanted to see how much more Chu Hao could drink.
Chu Hao didn't know how much he drank, and in the end he vomited. When he came back, a group of boys were completely convinced.
If you don't accept it, everyone will be drunk by him.
Chu Hao vaguely remembered that a beautiful woman wanted to send him a WeChat message. Her name was Lin Xinyue. Anyway, he couldn't remember anything clearly. In the end, Xiao Ya helped her away.
The next day, Chu Hao woke up feeling dizzy, his head hurt, and he really couldn't remember what happened.
Go downstairs and there is a bar downstairs.
A beautiful waitress saw Chu Hao and hurriedly came forward and said, "Brother Hao, are you awake? Do you want something to eat? I'll buy it for you."
Chu Hao said depressedly: "What happened to me yesterday? My head hurts."
The pretty girl was older than Chu Hao. She was a part-time job from a nearby college student. She said: "You were so awesome yesterday. You single-handedly challenged more than a hundred people. When you came here to drink, you beat dozens of people."
Everyone is drunk, and our bartenders are all worshiping you now."
Damn it!!
I am so awesome?
He opened the system interface, and sure enough he saw that there were more than 170 pretentiousness points. He was so happy that he could pretend to be cool even when he was drunk. There was really no one else.
Chu Hao rubbed his belly and said, "Bring me a bowl of noodles."
"Okay."
The girl trotted out, as if she was afraid that my brother Hao would be hungry.
Some bartenders who were stationed at the bar saw Chu Hao coming over quickly and said respectfully: "Brother Hao."
Why does it sound so comfortable?
Chu Hao said: "Where are the others?"
The younger brother smiled and said: "You are still drunk. Brother Hao got you drunk all by yourself. Our Zigui boss is also drunk."
Who can tell me why I am so stupid?
Xiao Ya appeared, she smiled and said: "Ah Hao, are you feeling better?"
Chu Hao shook his head and said: "Sister Xiao Ya, are you really that... lesbian?"