After listening to Huang Lei's words, Ling Rui was shocked to realize that he had eaten too much today, much more than usual.
"Now I understand why there are so many programs like this in my life." Ange exhaled and said with a smile, "It's windy and snowy, eating roasted chicken alone, this is the quality of life; if the seasoning is not enough, we need to add more.
Spicy, this is an unbridled hobby; there is no menu, but the boss has it in his heart, this is the treatment of a gourmet; a peddler only cares about soup and noodles, this is the emphasis on matching; after drinking for three rounds, what you order can be the finale, this is languorous
The mood is exciting; the old man waved his hand and knew that it was the old man coming. This is the precipitation of time."
"Oh, you have memorized this summary of life?" He Jiong smiled in surprise.
"Teacher He, do you want to read it too?"
"Haha, I know something."
"But I think it makes sense. Whether it's the quality of life or unbridled habits, I think it's talking about life." An Ge replied with a smile, "I have little experience, so I can only watch more weird and weird things."
Things to increase my experience. In programs like A Series of Life, sometimes I think the words in the program make sense."
He Jiong raised his eyebrows, "Are you following Xiao Rui?"
"Ahem, he doesn't watch food programs."
After hearing this, Ling Rui raised his eyes slightly and said, "No food program can be as beautiful as you."
"Wow!"
"oh!"
"Exciting!"
"horrible!"
"Why are you feeding me dog food when I'm already full!" Peng Peng rolled his eyes, and then said with a smile, "However, the taste of this dog food is still a familiar formula! I like it!"
Everyone booed, Ling Rui smiled, An Ge helplessly covered his face, why is this person always like this! Aren't you shy?
"Hahaha!" The elders laughed loudly and shook their heads helplessly.
"Xiao Rui's love talk skills are pretty good." Jiang Shan raised his eyebrows, "You must be sure to pick up girls every time."
"There are no words of love, but words from the bottom of my heart." Ling Rui replied with a smile, "Brother Shan should say more words from the bottom of his heart."
On the side, Li Na glanced at Jiang Shan with disgust, then folded her arms, "Hey, I'm getting goosebumps. How old are we both, and to still do this, that's too..."
"It's too boring." Jiang Shan answered.
"It's not just Niwai, I can't stand it myself." Li Na shook her head, helpless, "If he says that one day, I will definitely think that he has done something wrong."
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed again.
Jiang Shan looked at Li Na with a pitiful look.
"Don't look at me. If you really prepare these things one day, I must think there is someone outside you!"
Jiang Shan:...I'm too far south.
"Okay, now that everyone is full, even if you want to eat, you should control it. There are really not many ingredients left." He Jiong opened his mouth and looked at the ingredients, "Well... we still have a program team and a live broadcast team of more than a dozen
Open your mouth to feed..."
"Feed more this year to make you fatter. We will weigh it during the New Year and sell it at a good price." Huang Lei nodded, "After all, the price of pork has increased this year, and it has increased dramatically."
"Teacher Huang is right." He Jiong nodded and answered.
"That's right!" Zifeng agreed.
"Let me calculate how much we can sell for it!" Peng Peng looked at the sky, raised his head, and kept pinching his fingers with one hand, making a calculation.
Zifeng looked at Peng Peng expectantly, "How about it? How much can it sell for?"
Peng Peng pondered for a while, "I haven't figured it out yet!"
Ling Ruigang turned the kebab over and said, "An adult is based on 60 kilograms. Generally speaking, an adult's bones account for about 20% of his body weight. The blood volume of a normal adult should be 7% of his body weight.
%8%. In other words, a 60-kilogram person has 12 kilograms of bones and about 100 pounds of blood. Pig blood is about 3 yuan per pound. The rest should be viscera and meat. According to the current prices on the market
The average price is 30 yuan per catty for ribs and 35 yuan per catty for meat, except for the offal..."
"That is to say, according to the market price of pork, a person can sell it for at least 3,000 yuan after being weighed. Of course, I have not counted the price of pork belly, pig heart, and large and small intestines."
"In addition, I estimate that each of the staff present must weigh more than 60 kilograms, so the final amount we collected can be even more."
Program team and live broadcast team: ...I treat you as friends, but you treat us as piggies? Is it appropriate?
"That's a lot of money!" Peng Peng opened his eyes wide, "Brother Rui, it only costs 200 yuan for you to make a bamboo bag!"
"Yes, what a shame!" Zifeng agreed.
"That's a loss."
"In the future, if our mushroom house is short of money, we will weigh the fattest one in our mushroom house, and then...sell it, and the money will come back." He Jiong laughed and looked at Peng Peng.
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Peng Peng:..."Teacher He, aren't our guns aimed at the outside world?"
“It’s nice to have some fun once in a while!”
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Studio.
Netizens also found Ling Rui's calculation interesting.
"I have 70 kilograms, so do I have to sell it for 4,000 yuan! I never knew I was so valuable!"
"I'm 80...a lot of money!"
"In this way, I sell myself to the mushroom house! I only need to eat one meal!"
"You're thinking too much upstairs!"
"No need for the mushroom house! There are more than ten piglets in the mushroom house!"
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"Speaking of which, Teacher He, let's really raise a pig!" Huang Lei suddenly said, "When we grow up, we can also have a pig-killing feast."
He Jiong thought for a while and looked at Huang Lei, "Teacher Huang, are you serious?"
"Really." Huang Lei nodded.
"Then why didn't you cook the lanterns..."
Huang Lei:..."I just think pigs are quite cute. Isn't there a song that goes like this? Pig, your nose has two holes~"
Others: ... Teacher Huang, who has a unique painting style.
"Actually, raising a pig is not a big burden for us." Ling Rui immediately said, "This way, if we have leftovers, we can solve it."
Program team: I bet we are really like pigs...we will deal with your leftovers!
"That must have made it fat and fat!" An Ge nodded in agreement and raised a palm, "I think it can grow to two hundred pounds in a year! We can sell it for at least 5,000 yuan!"
Li Na also thinks it makes sense, "It makes sense. These days, the breeding industry will not suffer too much. Like this year, pigs without swine fever can still make a lot more money."
"Okay, let's look for a piglet then." He Jiong nodded in agreement.
Chen Kezhou picked up the loudspeaker and said, "We refuse."
"Why?"
"You don't record the show every day. It's like you can feed the pigs every day! The most important thing is, if you really raise them, Mr. Huang, will you kill them?"
Huang Lei raised his eyebrows, "Hey! Why don't you kill? Why don't you wait for the Chinese New Year?"
"It's definitely not fattening for half a year, at least two seasons."
"Then we'll kill him again next season!"
Chen Kezhou:...Why do you always feel that it means something?