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796. Tianjin people will be cross talk

Hearing Ling Rui's question, Tao Hong smiled and nodded, "Yes."

"It's good to be a vegetarian." Ling Rui replied with a smile, "It's true that it's good for your health."

"Yes, anyway, at my age, the third grade of high school has never approached me." Tao Hong said with a smile, and then looked at Huang Lei.

Huang Lei took a bite of the cake and muttered, "Look what I'm doing! I don't... either, okay?"

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.

"Oh, I'm old, and I can't say that I have three highs. The four highs have come to my door." Sha Yi sighed, "This high uric acid level is too painful."

"Okay, you're fine if you don't feel any pain. Be careful when eating and don't eat meat all the time!"

"Okay, okay, okay."

"You have to work more, sweat more, drink more water and go to the toilet more." Huang Lei continued, and then sighed, "Sha Yi is a good comrade!"

Sha Yi smiled, "I'm fine, you only know now?"

"Sha Yi is a hero."

"No, Teacher Huang, how many things do you have waiting for me?"

The others laughed again.

"It's not much, just grind flour, it's very fast!" Huang Lei waved his hand, "Come on, Sha Yi, eat one more cake."

"Thank you." Sha Yi was flattered and took the cake prepared by Huang Lei from Huang Lei's hand. "I thought, since I have to work anyway, I might as well... eat it. Don't tell me, this cake tastes really great.

OK!

I have never had such delicious cakes in all these years.

At first I thought I would be embarrassed if I ate too much.

Now I don’t think so anymore, you have to eat what you have to eat!”

"Hahaha!"

"I'm sorry because you see that Peng Peng eats a lot, right?"

"Yes, isn't the child growing?" Sha Yi said with a smile.

Peng Peng nodded seriously, "Yes, I am growing."

other people:……

"Brother, are you still growing?" Guo Qilin choked on Peng Peng's words for a long time, "I'm afraid you've gained weight!"

Peng Peng laughed, "Growing fat also means growing your body!"

Qilin:???

"It seems like this, gaining weight also means growing your body!" Guo Qilin reacted, "But what are you going to do to gain weight? Weigh it on a scale during the Chinese New Year? Sell it at a good price?"

"Young man, you still underestimate our mushroom house." Peng Peng patted Qilin on the shoulder, "Eat more, otherwise you will regret it."

"I also want to eat more, but there is none!" Guo Qilin became even more angry. It was Peng Peng who took the last cake.

Peng Peng coughed lightly and continued eating calmly.

Ling Rui shook his head, "Peng Peng, then you have to do more work today."

"Okay, okay, I'm very happy that this guest is here today." Peng Peng said while eating.

"Because the two men here can help my brother with his work." Zifeng explained.

"Look, what do you do to your children?" Sha Yi swallowed the cake in his hand and pointed at Peng Peng.

"You really can't blame us." Huang Lei shook his head, "right, Teacher He?"

"Yes, it's really not our fault."

"Hey, it's true."

"If you have to blame, you can only blame the program team." Zhou Xun sighed, "Do you know? How much does it cost to sell a piece of cake + a fried dough stick with Zeng Jiang to the program team?"

"This should cost four or five yuan," Sha Yi said.

Guo Qilin nodded, "Just this taste, you can't stop it for four or five yuan!"

"Hey." Huang Lei sighed.

"Hey." He Jiong sighed.

"Hey~" Peng Peng sighed.

"Hey..." Zifeng sighed.

Ling Rui looked at it and sighed, "Hey."

Then came Zhang Jingyi, and then Zhou Xun.

"No, what are you doing? Sighing this and that all morning." Sha Yi said that he really didn't understand. Is it so painful?

"Little girl, tell him, how much does our breakfast cost this morning?"

"Oh, two dollars a piece."

"What?"

"What?" Sha Yi and Guo Qilin stood up in shock at the same time.

"No, two yuan is too cheap." Tao Hong was also stunned, "Director Qingqing is also a good bargainer!"

"Pfft... A good bargainer, a good shopper, a good helper for women." Guo Qilin suddenly said this.

Others laughed.

After I finished laughing, my tooth ached again when I thought about the two yuan price.

"Are you selling it for just two yuan?" Sha Yi really felt that it was too low, "The taste of this cake, let alone four or five yuan, I can trust it for just a few dozen yuan, okay?"

"What if we don't sell it? One person ordered vegetarian mutton skewers! I didn't know it was made from Hericium!" Huang Lei rolled his eyes.

Guo Qilin smiled awkwardly, "Don't you want to make a dish that looks novel?"

"Come on, come on, count how many of us there are." Huang Lei pointed at Guo Qilin.

"Ten."

"Do you think one pound of Hericium mushrooms is enough?"

"Ahem, it seems not enough."

“How much does a pound of Hericium mushrooms cost?”

"This...I don't know."

Huang Lei rolled his eyes, "So, in this way, can I not sell it? Selling it for 2 yuan a piece is still money. If I don't sell it, I won't get a penny!"

Huang Lei's words aroused the sympathy of netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Halo...this is indeed a bit too real."

"It's true...for such a two-dollar breakfast, can you please give me a dozen?"

"I'll go! It's only two yuan a portion!"

"The program crew is so dark!"

"Want to eat."

"Want to eat."



"I've always known that the relationship between Mushroom House and the show crew was quite tense, but I didn't expect it to be so tense." Tao Hong was also a little surprised at the moment, "Co-author, you guys have been working hard just for the dishes ordered by the guests.

"

"Yes." Peng Peng sighed, "I have gained a lot of muscle mass this season."

"Peng Peng is a lot stronger."

"I don't know if he has a lot of muscle mass, but it is true that Peng Peng has a lot of work."

Everyone laughed again.

"Then it's so miserable for you!" Guo Qilin sighed, "What kind of life is this? Is this the life you yearn for?"

"Yes." Sha Yi also clapped his hands.

"Hey, stop struggling, it's useless." Huang Lei laughed, "But it doesn't matter if we have two male guests here today, someone will sweep the chicken pen."

"Shouldn't we grind the flour first?" He Jiong asked, "Grind the flour in the morning and sweep the chicken coop in the afternoon."

"Yes." Huang Lei nodded, "That's the arrangement."

Sha Yi and Qilin:...We haven’t said anything yet!

"Sha Yi is so confused by you, why there are so many jobs!" Tao Hong laughed.

"Don't say Uncle Sha was confused, even I was confused. I thought I could escape by bringing a gift!" Guo Qilin rolled his eyes.

"Hahaha!"

"You can't escape by running away, don't even think about it."

"It's just you. You need to practice your little body."

Listening to the cross talk of this group of people, Ling Rui said that he was particularly happy. When a cross talk speaker came, the accent of all the words was distorted, and he was in a good mood all morning.

There is a saying that everyone in Tianjin can speak cross talk.

As long as you have a Tianjin friend by your side, you can't avoid this cross talk.


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