"Junior brother, if you sacrifice yourself, it won't be a big problem."
"Grandmaster, how wonderful it is. If I touch him, people will still look down on me."
The King of Kings, Gu Yuxi, and Shang Qianqiu continued to comfort Xu Zhi, who looked depressed.
Knowing that his image was going to be made into a teaching archive video, Xu Zhi's mood went from high to low, and he hit the bottom. Things that he thought he would forget in a month or two could not be forgotten now. As in recent years,
It is a demonstration with the most teaching significance. His image is destined to be watched by the students in the next few years or even more than ten years.
This benefit was very hot to get. Seeing Lu Sheng'an looking tired, Xu Zhi couldn't blame him.
This is a great gift from Lu Sheng'an. As the Grand Master and the mayor of Hua'an, Lu Sheng'an has a very tight schedule. Xu Zhi is grateful beyond words for being able to spare time and energy.
If it were not in such a public place, and if the effect could be spread for hundreds of years, Xu Zhi would be even more grateful to him.
Now, he just wants to be quiet.
Among the freshmen, Xu Zhi is now famous, and his name is known to everyone. In addition, some well-informed people have confirmed that this person is the second in the city, and there is much less controversy at the moment, whether it is Xu Zhi that Grandmaster Lu likes, or
The school has some other arrangements, there is nothing to say about it.
Ranked second in the city, he is qualified to take office.
You can't let the first-ranked person do the demonstration. Xia Tienan has a strong name, but the girl behind him is particularly eye-catching. No one would dare to take off the clothes of a girl on stage.
"Can you understand my mood now?" Xia Tienan said faintly: "My father said that my original name was Xia Tian Lan, and I was born in the summer. The weather was very good and blue at that time, Xia Tian Lan."
"It's just that my father's accent at that time was not very standard, so my grandfather thought he was Xia Tienan, and my name has been like this ever since."
Several people in the room looked at the two people with sympathy.
"Do you feel better?" The king of kings patted Xu Zhi on the shoulder. After all, Xia Tienan's situation was quite miserable.
It is said that a person who is miserable often feels much better when he sees someone who is even worse.
Xu Zhi nodded numbly, Xia Tienan's situation was indeed quite tragic. The old man was cheating on his granddaughter. It turned out that he thought that this famous person was more powerful than the old green skin, but he didn't expect that it was just a mistake.
"You are all pediatricians. I'm sorry. When I led the school team last year, we were jumping off buildings and climbing stairs. Two of them broke their legs. They were in pain and passed away. I'm miserable.
"Ah!" Gu Yuxi began to introduce her tragic experience.
"In front of more than 20 members of the school team, I was hung on the top of Xu Yang's signal tower for twelve hours. I was not given food or drink. It was extremely windy, and later there was thunder and rain.
,Then, I was struck by lightning.”
Gu Yuxi's eyes were a little frightened. If it weren't for the lightning rod installed on the top of the Xu Positive Signal Tower, which could guide lightning into the ground, she was only slightly affected, and she would have turned into a pile of coke.
Gu Changying is very relaxed when he is abroad, but he has strict requirements for his only daughter, hoping that she will succeed.
The last time she heard that she was going to the Xu Yang Signal Tower to be punished again, Gu Yuxi's face turned pale with fright.
"Condolences"
Although I didn't see the tragic scene at that time, I can imagine that Senior Sister Gu was really not having a good life at that time.
Everyone showed infinite sympathy to this, and Xu Zhi felt a little pity for them now.
A good comfort for Xu Zhi turned into a misfortune competition.
Shang Qianqiu began to introduce his own experience.
"Brother Nao, you know. I lost my package, had no food, and no weapons. I thought I was going to starve to death or be beaten to death. After almost a whole night, I was already desperate. Fortunately, you took action and at least got some food.
Got something back."
Shang Qianqiu recalled: "But I never thought that this was the beginning of my misfortune. I went to see you the next day and fell into your tape trap. Two eyebrows were torn off and a piece of hair fell off.
When I put the tape on my face, it felt like the flesh was about to fall off. It hurt so much that I burst into tears. When I was in the nest, my head was foggy, and I wanted to rush over to find something, but you slapped me in the face, ugh.
~”
Shang Qianqiu sighed, her face still hurt now.
Xu Zhi also felt sad. This girl was really suffering at that time.
Gu Yuxi and Xia Tienan expressed sympathy when they heard Shang Qianqiu's tragic experience. A girl's natural enemy is disfigurement. Xu Zhi did it thoroughly. Shang Qianqiu didn't treat him as an unparalleled enemy, which was considered a good psychological quality.
"I didn't expect everyone to be so miserable, so I decided to share my experience." Hu Quanyong scratched his head and said. It seems that this small group can't get in without telling the story of the miserable experience. He has to jump in line.
"In front of all the big guys, my younger brother has the worst grades, but in our school, I'm still among the best."
"There were a lot of girls who liked me because of my grades. I also liked a girl at the time. One day, there was room in the classroom, and the girl wanted to confess to me. You know, this kind of thing is so romantic. I was so happy at the time.
"
Hu Quanyong rubbed his head, as if his emotions were stuck in some unpredictable place. After a few seconds, he continued.
"After the girl confessed her love, the classmates were all shouting, "Kiss me, kiss me." At that time, I mustered up the courage. Do you know, my mind went blank, and I kissed her hard with my eyes closed.
"When I came to my senses after the kiss, I opened my eyes and found that in front of me was our class teacher, a man of nearly fifty years old. The girl was standing behind the class teacher. The person I was kissing at that time was our class teacher."
"I said it was so quiet at that time that I couldn't hear a sound. I thought it was because I was nervous, but I didn't expect it. Alas~"
Hu Quanyong looked lonely. It was a pity that he lost his first kiss to the class teacher. Everyone laughed. Puppy love is both sweet and painful. The class teacher is the enemy of premature love and often wields his sword to cut off love.
"You are not outrageous," said the king of kings. When it comes to painful experiences, who doesn't have a little bit of it?
"Every year, a bunch of people come to our house for a blind date. They used to bring a few little girls, and later they brought little boys. This year, they brought a bunch of well-oiled and handsome men, and forced themselves into our house. They saddled me up and acted like cows and horses.
"
Xu Zhi heard about this incident at the time, but he didn't know how the king of kings would solve it later. Things in the king of kings' family were a bit scary and crazy.
"I definitely don't like men." Seeing Hu Quanyong's evasive expression, the king of kings quickly explained.
"These oil-headed and pink-faced guys are pretty strong. They pinned down Big Hei and Xiao Hei, and then pushed me to the ground. They took off their clothes and pulled down their pants. They said obscene words and said they wanted to serve me and make me feel comfortable. It's really disgusting.
."
"I don't know what the relationship is between those seven aunts and eight aunts. Anyway, my mother kept crying and crying, and my father couldn't help it either."
"Fortunately, my father asked Master Li to escort him in advance. At the critical moment, Master Li broke off the hands and feet of those disgusting things and threw them out."
"Those aunts and uncles immediately changed their faces and said they wanted us to look good in the future."
"Later, my father really couldn't resist me, so he told me the truth. He was from my mother's side. It is said that he came from a certain cultivating family, and now he is interested in our family's business."
"who are they?"
Xu Zhi said, although the king of kings said it calmly, Xu Zhi saw anger and unwillingness in his eyes, and a trace of anger flashed on his face.
Classmate Xiao Wang, what you did is a bit too tragic.
After collecting a considerable tip, the tavern owner whispered: Thank you classmate Tang Yufei + 100 small sulfur