Early in the morning, Xu Zhi went to see Shang Qianqiu to see if he had the same model of rocker. Unexpectedly, the girl got up earlier and was assembling a wheelchair in the house.
"You said that my ancestor broke his legs while dancing for nothing. He is over a hundred years old, and he is still restless."
Shang Qianqiu's wheelchair was prepared for Shang Wenwu. The master's battle to the death was not made public within the scope of the business, and few people knew about it.
Ignorance is happiness. After a few days, the war is still vivid in my mind.
"I said Xu Zhi, what on earth have you done? You are all so mysterious."
"We went to the Kingdom of Ying and fought with people to death. We almost never came back."
"Tch, liar."
The whereabouts of the rocking car have not been resolved. Shang Qianqiu's garbage has been cleared out. If he wants it, he can only go to the supermarket to buy it or order it from the manufacturer. There should not be much stock in the market for old models like Whack-A-Mole.
Gu Baobao unexpectedly awakened his talent, but it was a bit miserable. After all, talent is something like this that is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten.
"Look at me, woohoo."
Gu Baobao sobbed twice, and tears fell like a fountain, which shocked Xu Zhi. He thought it was his bald head that scared people.
With the reputation of bald Xu, Xu Zhi now doesn't wear a hat, just as he likes. Anyway, everyone knows that he has no hair on his head, so wearing it would be too concealing.
"How about it? It's amazing. As soon as I activated my talent, I burst into tears."
Although I can't see any effect, the ancient bag seems very happy.
"I want to be an actor in the future, and I can perform in all kinds of crying scenes."
She is full of energy, and this talent does not have any benefit in practicing fighting, but she still has a place in movies and TV shows. She can burst into tears at any time, which is also a kind of ability.
"If I don't do well as an actor, I will cry for the mourners and cry on behalf of the filial sons and daughters to ensure their satisfaction."
You have even chosen your second life path, Gu Baobao, you are so far-sighted.
"good idea"
Xu Zhi sincerely praised it. Even if it is a rubbish talent, it still has its place. He has been missing a lot of classes recently, but generally there is no problem. He relies more on self-study, and the tutor's explanation becomes a supplement.
Moreover, the instructor gave him a special tutorial after class and explained anything he didn't understand at any time, which kept Xu Zhi from falling behind in class.
Gu Yuxi, who has returned to a little bit of normality, is no longer occupying the virtual sparring field today. She was beaten with a stick by Xu Zhi yesterday, and her body is still a little sore today.
However, people as a whole are somewhat unhappy.
"To celebrate that we are still alive, I will prepare a delicious meal for everyone today."
Everyone's dinner party started as usual, Xu Zhi showed off his skills today, and various cuisines appeared.
When he went to a large supermarket to buy a stroller, he bought a lot of vegetables along the way. Today's dinner was especially sumptuous.
He couldn't cook one hundred and eight dishes for the Man-Han Banquet, but he had no problem cooking ten or eight dishes.
General Tso's chicken, fish head with chopped pepper, stir-fried Hunan style pork, braised pork with pickled vegetables, old duck's medicinal meal pot, pickled pepper chicken feet, and several green vegetables.
"Why is it called General Tso's Chicken? It's such a weird name."
"It is said that the inventor of this dish is a man named Zuo Zongtang."
"The name is so arbitrary. If I invent a dish called Xia Tienan Duck, others will lose their appetite."
"That's right, here's the surprise food you said you wanted to give us. Come on, serve it up."
Many people are paying more attention to Xu Zhi's finale, which is Gu Yuxi. Her eyes are a little more energetic now, and she has no resistance to eating.
The tightly sealed tray was taken out. As stinky tofu, Xu felt it was necessary to keep the strong smell from spreading.
"Senior sister, you come first?"
"Yeah."
"Close your eyes, open your mouth, and slowly appreciate the deliciousness of this food."
"So mysterious."
Despite this, Gu Yuxi still closed her eyes obediently, looking forward to the little surprise from Xu Zhi.
A piece of lumpy soft material entered the mouth. Gu Yuxi couldn't help but take a bite. The juice jumped out and tasted delicious.
...Wait a minute, this smell.
Gu Yuxi opened her eyes suddenly, and there was only one Xu Zhi beside her who looked at her expectantly. The other friends stayed away and looked at the two of them, all of them had weird looks on their faces.
Chewed it twice more.
Gu Yuxi finally confirmed that the smell came from her mouth.
This is the smell of shit.
"Xu Zhi, you actually fed me shit."
Gu Yuxi felt her stomach churn, and the stinky tofu she stuffed into her mouth spurted out.
"Water, water, water, give me water quickly."
Oh my God, whoever can save her should also save her, this mentally ill junior brother. Xu Zhi actually made shit into food, and she even ate it.
“The first time I eat it, I might not be used to it.”
Xu Zhi carefully picked up a piece of stinky tofu. He stored and fermented the stinky tofu. It has a strong smell and a greenish-black color. After deep-frying and pouring juice, the whole piece of tofu turned black, and then sprinkled some sesame seeds and incense.
Onion, chili sauce, minced ginger, and other ingredients such as pickled beans are added to create a unique flavor.
"This delicacy is called stinky tofu. It smells stinky and tastes delicious."
"If we use some professional words to describe it, it is crispy on the outside and crispy on the inside, tender but not greasy. The smell is tangy at first, and the aroma is tempting when you smell it. It has the freshness and taste of white tofu, and the juiciness of seasonings.
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"Take a bite, it's delicious. You're welcome, just eat whatever you want."
Xu Zhi, who swallowed a piece of stinky tofu, looked at the people hiding away.
"Xu has been eating shit, and he still eats it with such gusto."
"It's really scary to be able to tell a lot of truths."
"It's not scary to eat shit. I'm just afraid that people who eat shit are educated and tempt us to eat it."
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"Second king, come here and eat."
"As the most loyal friends, we really can't share things like eating shit."
The king of kings grimaced, the dish Xu Zhi cooked was too lethal. Fortunately, they were eaten indoors. If they were outside, they would be famous.
Eat shit in groups.
"Brother, I have never lied to you. This delicious food is not discounted. In terms of characteristics, it is not an exaggeration to call this dish the best in the world. If you don't eat it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."
"Should it be so serious?"
With Xu Zhi's steadfast assurance, the king of kings mustered up the courage to pick up a piece of stinky tofu.
"From the material point of view, it is not feces. It is indeed made from tofu, but it seems to be a bit spoiled."
The king of kings looked at it carefully. He had to distinguish clearly. If he really swallowed a mouthful of shit, it would be a shadow for his whole life.
"The smell is amazing. My nose can't stand it. I'll take a bite first."
In Xu Zhi's earnest eyes, the king of kings decided to give this buddy some face. Who said the relationship between the two was good?
If he doesn't carry the thunder, who will?
With one bite, the freshness and delicious juices of the tofu exploded in his mouth. It was a weird deliciousness.
The king of kings nodded and couldn't help but take another bite.