The effect of the ear medicine has not expired yet, and my head is full of buzzing.
"I think I'm going crazy"
The king of kings banged his head on the wall, and a big lump was knocked on his head. With the gold-headed skill, it was no longer easy to knock his head out.
"what are you saying"
Xu Zhi asked loudly. He had just gotten up and had nothing to do, so he could only go find the King of Kings to see how the child was doing.
Everyone else was in class, leaving the two of them resting on the floor.
"I said I'm going crazy, going crazy~ah, ah, ah."
Compared to Xu Zhi, this child has been noisy for a day or two. Under the effect of the ear medicine, there is no time for peace. There are several trains roaring in his head all the time, making it impossible to sleep.
"Drink some water if you are thirsty."
The two of them chatted for a long time, which made the king of kings calm down a little bit and stopped banging his head.
“Is there any stinky tofu?”
The calmer King of Kings finally started typing on his mobile phone to communicate with Xu Zhi.
The only way to resist pain is to create a new kind of pain. Compared with the hearing that is driving the noisy head crazy, the king of kings feels that it is time to attack the sense of smell.
"good idea"
Xu Zhi raised his thumb. It was a good idea to fight fire with fire. It could divert his attention forcibly.
He still had a small jar of stinky tofu. The first batch had a normal odor, and the one that was released for a while now had an enhanced odor.
Opening the jar, the King of Kings took a deep breath, and burst into tears instantly. He felt that compared to the pain of hearing, the stimulation given by the sense of smell was not less.
Is it one plus and one minus, the pain cancels out, or is it the auditory pain, coupled with the nausea caused by the sense of smell, the effect of one plus one is greater than two, the king of kings is suddenly a little unsure.
On the other side, Xu Zhi has turned on the heat, started frying the stinky tofu, and there is no shortage of various ingredients and seasonings. The finished product comes out very quickly.
"I'm a little afraid to speak."
The king of kings was talking loudly. When people are deaf and have tinnitus, they speak very loudly for fear that others won't hear. But basically it doesn't matter. Xu Zhi didn't hear clearly anyway.
He put the stinky tofu under his nose and took a deep breath. His internal organs seemed to have been washed away by feces and urine. The stench also carried the fragrance of some seasonings. Xu Zhi felt that he could eat it. It was this smell that made him
Authentic.
"eat"
There was no clinking of glasses, only tofu. The two of them touched each other, barely cheering. Xu Zhi narrowed his eyes, and the smelly, tender and delicious tofu entered his mouth, creating all kinds of strange feelings in his taste buds.
"Cool"
The king of kings shouted loudly and took another piece.
The pain in my head seemed to have a chance of respite due to the breakdown of my sense of smell. This was a short period of adjustment.
The quantity of stinky tofu is limited and they cannot eat it all the time. In fact, the two of them cannot eat it all the time. If they really want to eat a full stomach of stinky tofu, they can rest for two or three days to eliminate the stinky smell in their mouth and abdominal cavity.
taste.
"Happy time is always short-lived" Xu Zhi was typing on his mobile phone.
"Yes, I'm about to have a headache again. How long will this ear medicine continue to torture me?"
After the king of kings finished typing, he brought a bowl of tea and sipped it in small sips. At first, the pain caused by the smell to the senses directly suppressed the tinnitus. Now, it has begun to gain the upper hand. The king of kings feels that he is a little bit deaf.
If you don't stop it, if you don't adjust it, you will vomit.
"How about we get some snacks and dip them in hot sauce."
In addition to the stinky tofu attack, Xu Zhi felt that there was also a spicy attack, which made his mouth burn. Who would care about tinnitus when he was just drinking water.
"No, brother, it's smelly, spicy and ringing in the ears. This will kill people."
The two began to discuss doing something special to alleviate the current symptoms.
There was a loud "bang", and the two people slowly turned around. The normal sound had no effect on the two of them, but the sound from the door was a little too loud.
"Damn it, it smells so bad, you two guys gathered together to eat shit."
No. 2 kicked open the electronic door and roared, sniffed, and pinched his nose.
"I rang the doorbell more than 20 times and made more than 30 phone calls."
"What did you say?" Xu Zhi muttered, watching No. 2's mouth move for a while, but he didn't understand even half of the word. Lip reading is a common skill, but it's a pity that he doesn't know how to do it.
"I said, I have been looking for you for a long time."
Number 2 walked over holding his nose and glanced at the source of the smell. It was a dark lump.
"Damn it, you can cut shit so flat and beautiful, fry it and add seasonings to it, you are really awesome."
Number 2 rarely admires others, but now he has to accept it, lamenting that no matter how impulsive he is, he can't do such a behavior.
"In those days, I only drank urine at most. It takes courage to eat shit. A person is better than a person who is good at it. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Each generation is stronger than the last..."
No. 1 muttered for a long time, but the two of them didn't hear it clearly.
"We are deaf"
Xu Zhi typed something on his mobile phone for Number 2 to see. It was reliable to communicate on his mobile phone.
"Deaf?"
No. 2 did not answer the phone, but the lip reading of the word "Xu Zhi" can be guessed. It is too simple. You can understand it just by looking at the question mark on No. 2's face.
“I drank a portion of the ear medicine, and I felt so painful that I didn’t want to live.”
"So you just choose to eat shit to relieve the pain?"
"That's not shit, that's stinky tofu."
Xu intuitively felt that it was necessary to explain clearly. This kind of thing is not big or small. If someone is named in the future, this will be black information.
"The raw material of stinky tofu is..."
Xu Zhi demonstrated while demonstrating, and even took a bite, revealing the white inner layer of tofu. The small holes are fluffy, and the stinky tofu that has absorbed the sauce is extremely crispy and chewy.
"It's delicious. It smells bad and tastes good. Take a sip carefully and see if the aroma is alluring."
"Come on, come on, give it a try, take a bite, I guarantee you will fall in love with it and won't be able to extricate yourself."
"I believe in your evil deeds."
Despite this, No. 2 carefully picked up a piece of stinky tofu with chopsticks, pinched his nose, put it in his mouth, chewed it lightly, and a stream of rich and spicy juice came out.
"Made, what a delicious food. It tastes like shit. Are you afraid that others will eat it?"
After No. 2 cursed, he took another piece. After eating, he quickly swept away the few pieces on the table.
"Hmph, I'm so addicted to eating shit. The more I eat, the more I want to eat."
Wiping the corners of his mouth with his hand, No. 2 had a strange thought in his mind.
Xu Zhi and Wang Zhongwang looked at each other. No. 2 was really not polite at all. They were still patients and needed to slowly swallow such irritating food to relieve their symptoms.
"Watch what I do. I'm doing this to reward you. I only eat so much because I look down on you."
After No. 2 finished speaking, he remembered what he had come to say.
Thinking that these two boys couldn't hear me, I took out my cell phone and typed for a while.
"The Hushan ruins have been restarted."
Xu Zhi and Wang Zhongwang looked at the words on the screen and were shocked. This was so damn fast. They were not fully prepared at all.