Grabbing a stone tablet, Xu Zhi steadied his body.
Gu Baobao's head hit his shoulder blade, causing his nose to be sore and swollen, and tears fell from his eyes again.
“It actually came out”
With the help of the light of the energy lamp in his pocket, Xu Zhi saw that this was exactly the scene in the cave temple before.
The sign indicating entry and exit is still there, but the gray fog has disappeared without a trace, and the ruins are gone.
"Time passed so fast, I didn't even have time to see the dark elf castle."
Xu Zhi muttered and turned to the ancient bag.
"Hey, Baobao, why are you crying again? Have you turned on your talent?"
"It's not open. My nose hurts so much. When it hits you, it feels like an iron plate and it seems to have been flattened."
"I looked carefully, and there's nothing there."
Xu Zhi pinched the girl's nose and looked carefully. The size was correct and there was no deviation. It was normal. It was just a little nosebleed. It was a minor problem.
"Come on, come on, raise your head a little higher. When we get out of this cave temple, let's ask Mr. Incense for some paper towels to wipe it with."
"Oh, I have tissues. By the way, give me back your phone. I took a lot of photos."
Gu Baobao stretched out his hand, and Xu passed it directly, staring at his hand.
"Gu Baobao, can you tell me how this phone turned into stone?"
Xu Zhi looked at the ancient bag quietly.
"Hey, ah, stone."
The ancient bag that looked up was hanging down, and he looked at Xu Zhi's hand. It was indeed a stone. It was different from the stone in the cave temple. This stone was quite black and had a different color.
"Maybe, maybe I was too excited during the fight and used my phone to hit it as a rock, and then threw it out."
Gu Baobao's voice became softer and quieter as he talked, his head lowered, and he looked vaguely crying again. A drop of nosebleed dripped on the black stone. Xu Zhi decided to avoid the topic. If the phone was gone, it would be gone and he would buy another one.
I just haven't changed it yet.
"I'll save the money and buy another one to pay you back."
She sobbed softly and was twisted by Xu Zhi.
"Let's go out first. There's no need to pay. Let me tell you, not only does the signal of that phone not work, but the quality is also bad. I've wanted to throw it away for a long time. It's just right if you help me."
"What a great phone that is."
"I'm telling you, no, it's the worst."
"But the photos are clearer than mine, and the sound when playing music is also very good."
"That's why I need to replace it with a new one."
"Ouch, I don't understand."
The two of them muttered all the way forward. It took more time to go in and less time to go out. There was no need to bother reading the records in the cave temple.
The sun was setting in the west, and the long-lost sunshine shone on the body, which stung the eyes a little. After walking in the darkness of the ruins for a long time, Xu Zhi felt that the sun seemed to be cute.
"Let's go find old man Xianghuo."
"Didn't you go there once?"
"I'm going to buy something from him."
"It seems that Atubo doesn't sell mobile phones."
Holding the ancient bag with a confused look on his face, he walked straight into the ancient Lotus Temple.
"Master, here are ten copies of the Sutra on Mental Retardation."
Atubo's eyes suddenly opened, and his dark eyes stared at Xu Zhi, turning around.
"God of Wealth, what I have here is the Sutra of Breaking Obstacles, not the Sutra of Mental Retardation."
"It's all the same. Here are ten copies, one thousand yuan, a lot for you."
With a cash flow of millions and a drizzle of a thousand yuan, Xu Zhi spent it without blinking an eye.
Seeing Xu Zhi hand out the banknotes, Atubo's eyes narrowed with laughter, and his heart burst into joy. He shouted, Oh my God, Oh my earth, I, Atubo, have finally opened again.
"Do you want to read them all one by one?"
Xu Zhi's mouth trembled a little as he watched Atubo take out the "Obstacle-Breaking Sutra" one volume at a time. Atubo's hand-copied scriptures are quite thick. I'm afraid there are nearly 10,000 words in each volume. After reading ten volumes, his mouth will bleed.
"No, no, you are a VIP of the Lotus Temple. You have privileges. You don't need to recite it. We will burn it directly. The effect will be the same."
Atubo pulled some incense, lit the "Breaking Obstacle Sutra", and began to mutter the words.
"This is Atub reading a prayer to you, using our local accent."
Seeing that Xu Zhi was a little confused, Gu Baobao explained. She pursed her lips and didn't understand Xu Zhi's IQ fee. Atubo's knife cost Xu Zhi a thousand yuan, and the bloodletting was outrageous.
The most important thing is that she brought Xu Zhi to visit the Lotus Ancient Temple, and he was tricked by the locals, which made Gu Baobao unhappy.
After burning the ten "Obstacle Breaking Sutras", Xu Zhi felt as if his soul had been sublimated, as if a layer of shackles had been opened.
Metaphysics is indeed very reliable.
"By the way, Master, today an old lady cursed me to be single all my life and not to have sex with women. This "Obstacle Breaking Sutra" will not work."
Irena's curse was too fierce. This girl must have been cursed to be single all her life and unable to have sex with men, so she was imprisoned in the ruins for so many years. Xu Zhi thought about the more than sixty male jungle goblins in Dongfang Village. All of them are happy singles, and it’s scary to think about how I was also a happy single in my previous life.
"It works, why doesn't it work? Our "Obstacle Breaking Sutra" can break anything, whether it's breaking evil spirits, breaking singleness spells, peach blossom love spells, ecstasy spells, as long as you can think of it, it can break it for you. Lose."
"That's good"
Xu Zhi nodded with satisfaction, feeling that the haze in his heart had receded and dissipated.
"Then do you want ten more "Obstacle-Breaking Sutras"?"
Atubo's face was red and his eyes were gleaming with enthusiasm. If the God of Wealth bought ten more copies, his inventory for several years would be emptied.
"A Tubo, that's enough for you. A scripture that costs ten yuan a book sells for a hundred yuan. You have to be moderate when you deceive people. You bully us because we are young. When the time comes, I will call the mayor to bring justice."
"My aunt, who is worth what, ah, don't, don't, don't, don't call, don't call the mayor."
Atubo's head seemed to have been poured with a bucket of cold water and he calmed down.
"Money is indeed the fate of my Ah Tu. Desire for gain can make people obsessed with it. My heart has been obsessed with it."
"Xu Zhi, you don't have to worry about being single. Uh-huh, you are so handsome, good at studying, and have high cultivation. A lot of girls like you."
"Yeah," Xu Zhi nodded. That sounds nice. You said it well, Gu Baobao. I was also given the good person card like this in my previous life.
"Or, look at me and see if I can do it."
Gu Baobao pinched the corners of his clothes, his face flushed with embarrassment, and his head almost dropped to the floor.
"What's okay?"
"It's about getting together and getting married."
Gu Baobao tried her best to squeeze out a trace of words. This was her best effort in her life. It was simply more difficult than the high school entrance examination.
"No, no, you're too young."
Xu Zhi shook his head for a while, "Classmate Gu Baobao, you are still a little kid, what are you thinking about in your head? The legal age for marriage is still six or seven years away. Now that you are a girl, you are not mentally mature yet, and you are still sore." tooth green apple.
Only a mentally mature man like me has to consider such a serious topic as whether he is single or not, okay? Don't make trouble.
“Too small”
Gu Baobao hugged his chest and kneaded it vigorously, but the red bean paste bun did not expand even half.
It seems that I don't meet Xu Zhi's aesthetic requirements, Gu Baobao thought dejectedly.
"We'll talk about it when we grow up." Xu Zhi patted Gu Baobao on the shoulder. Although this girl was a bit prone to crying, she had a good personality and was quite pretty. It's a pity that she was only fifteen or sixteen years old. It was considered a crime to think about it.
Xu Zhi took out the few bills he had left.
"Burn me ten more "Obstacle Breaking Sutras", and I will break the single curse today."
"When I grow up"
Gu Baobao felt happy. So, my aunt still has a chance, hahaha, she will definitely grow up in a few years.
Looking at his meager figure, Gu Baobao looked ecstatically confident.