Among the ruins, human body excretion has always been solved on the spot.
Even a place like Snow Castle only uses the original squatting pits of the ancestors of the ruins. There are too many people going there, which makes it a bit difficult to get started.
In places where there are more people, going to the toilet is a big problem. Being caught in the snow castle is very embarrassing, and the supervisor made it clear that public urination is not allowed in non-public toilet areas, otherwise the consequences of being caught will not be very pleasant.
He could only release his physiological problems in the snow outside the snow fort, which caused many people to complain.
"Xu Zhi, give me back the chamber pot."
"If you don't return it, how can a girl use this bottle?"
"I can hold on."
Xu Zhi instantly imagined several scenes of Huang Chengcheng using bottles as chamber pots. He shook his head vigorously to get rid of this thought.
"I think if you really can't hold it in, you can break the water container into two halves. The diameter is big enough."
"Xu Zhi, you gangster and bad boy."
"I'm just giving you an idea."
"rogue."
Huang Chengcheng pulled the door shut, and after a while, the sound of the girl cutting containers came from inside the small house.
"Duplicity, today's women are not cute at all."
Xu rolled onto the bed. Now there was a small heater in the room, which was very warm. He could turn on the small heater now. Anyway, he would have to change places tomorrow, so it would be useless if he didn't use it.
It was late at night, and when he thought of opening the bottle, Xu Zhi felt the urge to urinate. He took the bottle and opened the water tap.
A stream of green smoke slowly emerged from the bottle, waking up the sleepy Xu Zhi. He turned around and almost spilled it on his body.
"I can still smoke when I urinate?"
The chamber pot is really a chamber pot, without a stopper and empty inside.
"Ahhh, it feels so good, so good, fresh virgin urine, I, Somra, have come out of the demon bottle again."
The blue smoke cut into half of Lan Youyou's head, and Xu trembled, knowing that he might have caused something strange.
There are occasionally some unreliable items in the ruins, such as the special flavor of dragon blood that I drank before, and the imprisoned spirit that cried while holding it.
Now another messy bottle came out. Xu looked around, took the trousers he had taken off today, and stuffed the chamber pot into it.
"Ah, kindhearted people, most of my body is still not out."
The blue head floating in the air spat out, and now he had a head floating out, with a small wisp of green smoke lingering underneath.
"Are you the djinn?"
Looking at Somra's blue head and yellow-orange eyes, Xu Zhi somehow remembered the djinn in Misterbama Palace. They all looked very similar.
"Oh, kindhearted person, what are you talking about? Can you let me come out first?"
Xu Zhi was speechless, and the half-empty behavior of the attribute panel in the ruins started again. He could understand the other party's words, but the other party could not understand him.
Seeing that Xu Zhi didn't speak, Somla's head drifted down and he started to bite Xu Zhi's trousers stuffed into the mouth of the bottle with his teeth.
"etc"
Xu Zhi kicked it, and Somla's head instantly flew up and exploded into smoke again.
"Oh my god, are you an angel or a demon? Which god came down to punish me?"
"I, Somla, am already very pitiful. I was imprisoned for more than a thousand years. Not long after I was released, I shrank back into the demon bottle again. This has been more than a thousand years. Oh, I'm going crazy."
The green smoke slowly turned into a head. Somra lowered his head and stared at Xu Zhi.
"If Gwen Magnus has passed away, young man, I would like to serve you. Will you accept me as a poor monster?"
"Meow meow meow"
What Xu Zhi could say, the other party couldn't understand.
If he could enter the dream world, he could also rely on the attribute panel to check the details of this bottle. Now, why don't he take out his pants and let this monster have a complete body.
Or, if he wanted, he could just stuff the monster back.
The creatures in the ruins that appear in the outside world basically end up being annihilated. The allegiance of the gods and monsters is of little use to him. He can't even take this monster to the dream world, and living creatures cannot travel at all.
past.
"If you don't want to kill me, can you tear the cloth apart? My head and body will suffocate if they are separated for too long."
Somra floated helplessly in the air, and the green smoke under his neck became lighter and lighter.
"It's so miserable."
Xu Zhi thought for a while, and finally uncovered the stuffed trousers. If there was really any problem, he ran out of the door. There was a supervisor outside, and there was a grandmaster in the ruins. This monster should not be able to cause any trouble.
Of course, if it doesn't endanger his life, it doesn't matter if the gods and monsters want to do something in the ruins. Let the people of Northern Xinjiang solve the headache.
"Oh~, the person who designed this monster bottle is really evil. Even though we monsters have a long life, we can't stand such trouble. I'm so weak now, and my chest and waist are stuck in the mouth of the bottle."
Somla struggled hard, and the green smoke continued to rise up the mouth of the bottle, gradually forming in the area below the head.
Feeling that the monster had no ill intentions, Xu Zhi touched the opponent's body with great interest. It was extremely solid. This magical technology of turning gas into solid is really amazing. Of course, turning a monster into gas
To be sealed in such a broken bottle is even more incredible.
Legend has it that in the Arab world, there is a magical oil lamp with a genie living inside. Anyone who polishes the oil lamp will receive the blessings of the genie, and all their wishes can be achieved. The genie is also like Somra.
In this way, a ball of gas goes in and a ball of gas comes out. People respectfully call each other Aladdin and the Djinn.
"Then, this guy can probably only be called Somla Chamber Pot God."
Xu Zhi muttered for a while and suddenly asked: "God of the chamber pot, can you grant my three wishes?"
In order to express what he meant clearly, Xu Zhi also stretched out his fingers, one, two and three, and made a heart gesture with both hands, indicating that this was his wish.
"Oh my god, after being locked up for more than a thousand years, has the language in the outside world changed again? I can't understand a word."
The skinny Somra was very distressed. Every time he was imprisoned, he always found that the world had changed a lot when he was released. Not only would there be many new items, but also many new languages and new countries. This made
He was very uncomfortable with it.
"However, I am a diligent monster and I learn quickly."
Somra pulled out his lower body from the mouth of the bottle, and a whirlwind like a small tail kept spinning under his body, and he floated around in the small room.
"Oh, young man, could you buy me a glass of bitter ale?"
"I would appreciate you even more if you could give me a dress."
"Also, can you teach me a modern language? I use magic to assist learning, and I can master a language very quickly."
Somra looked at Xu Zhi expectantly, which made Xu Zhi's heart go cold. This guy was not an Aladdin djinn at all. His three wishes had not been realized yet, but the other party came over directly with three wishes.
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You are so sure that I can understand you.
Xu Zhi stretched out his palm, clasped one finger, opened his mouth and said, "Come, learn numbers from me, one."
Somra: Somra has been imprisoned in a demon bottle for more than a thousand years. He is very grateful to the person who released him and vowed to serve him forever. Perhaps it is fate that that person is Brakada
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