This woman was still wary of him, but even so, she still didn't change rooms. She had to stay here for a very simple matter.
Lin Xiaoguang couldn't understand it either.
The two agreed to sleep, but there was only one quilt, which meant that no matter how they slept on both sides, they would inevitably sleep under the same quilt. It was still a bit cold at night in March, so it was impossible not to cover themselves with a quilt.
.
He didn't care, but the latter was not very happy.
"How about you ask the front desk for a quilt again?" she asked tentatively.
Lin Xiaoguang was also a little moved, but still shook his head: "No, if my friends find out, they won't laugh at me to death."
"You go ahead!" She pouted, holding his arm and acting coquettishly.
"This trick doesn't work for me."
"Then I'll go." The latter said, getting up and making a phone call.
"no!"
"I'll give you money, two hundred thousand."
Lin Xiaoguang shook his head, "Who do you think I am? Two hundred thousand? I won't even consider two million."
"It's only two million. As long as you go get the quilt, I will sign a check for you immediately. HSBC will never lie to you." She said and stood up.
"Dollars?"
Lin Xiaoguang felt that she was drunk and her mind was full of alcohol. She was not an ordinary hot-headed person. Otherwise, she would not have said such words. Two million, just give it to her. She really thought that two million was not money. He wanted
With such a daughter, it is better to kill her as soon as possible.
"Of course it's Hong Kong dollars, US dollars? You have such a dark heart, you're blackmailing me." She widened her eyes.
"Forget it in Hong Kong dollars, I don't care about it."
She was a little angry: "Then what do you want to do? Anyway, I don't care, I want a quilt."
Lin Xiaoguang had no choice but to nod and agree: "Okay, I'll make a call."
The latter was immediately happy.
He turned on the light and finished the phone call. Not long after, a quilt was delivered. When the latter saw the quilt, he immediately jumped out of bed, opened the bag and signed the check, signed it three times, five divided by two, and threw it to him.
Holding the quilt, he looked at him warily.
"You also took the money. You always do the same thing when you steal wealth and sex. You have to abide by the rules of the road and you must not touch me?"
"Don't worry." Lin Xiaoguang put away the check.
Turning off the light again, he lay back on the bed, one quilt for each person, and it was good for everyone to interfere.
After drinking, her head was not very clear, but no one was sleepy. She wanted to talk, but the two parties were strangers who had never met before, and there was no way to start a conversation, so they just stayed silent. After a while, she spoke again: "
What did you mean when you said you were worse than an animal just now?"
"a story."
"What story? Tell it and listen."
"It is said that a long time ago, there was a widow living in the mountains. A man passed by here. It was dark and rainy and he had nowhere to go, so he came to stay. The widow only had one bed in her house, so she asked the man to sleep on the bed. Before going to bed, the widow gave the bed to the man.
Put a bowl of water in the middle and tell the man that if the bed is wet, he will be a beast."
"Why?"
Lin Xiaoguang said angrily: "Why is the bed wet? Because the bowl was overturned and water flowed on the bed. Why did the good bowl fall over? Because the man overturned the bowl and gave the widow to XXOO."
She immediately spat: "Dirty, pervert..."
"I was wronged!" Lin Xiaoguang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and continued: "It's not over yet. As the widow said, the man was really peaceful that night. When the widow got up in the morning, she saw that the water in the bowl was fine and not a drop had fallen. She immediately
Give a man a slap with your backhand and say he is worse than a beast."
She didn't react for a while, so she couldn't help but wonder: "Why are you worse than a beast?"
"If you do it, you are an animal. If you don't do it, of course you are worse than an animal."
Lin Xiaoguang suddenly felt that it was quite boring. It was originally a good dirty joke, but it could only be understood but not explained in words. People who understand it will understand it naturally. People who don't understand it would explain it dryly and it would be meaningless.
She thought for a while, maybe it was because her reflex arc was relatively slow. After a while, she laughed out loud and was out of breath.
"I'm laughing so hard. How horny is that widow?"
After a long time, she stopped laughing and asked again: "Do you have any other jokes? Let me tell you one more."
It's okay to be innocent, but he actually regarded the dirty jokes as a joke. She wanted to hear it, so Lin Xiaoguang continued to tell. This time, he told many stories, such as the story I will feed you below, three meals a day, lipstick, BB cream, fisherman and mermaid,
Xiao Ming and Latin dance, positivity, advantages and disadvantages of men and women, etc.
The latter's eyes were opened immediately.
While talking, they fell asleep one after another in the middle of the night without realizing it.
Lin Xiaoguang woke up relatively early, just after dawn. He was still a little confused at first. He gradually woke up when he felt his nose was itchy. When he opened his eyes, he saw a woman next to him at first sight, wearing only underwear and naked.
Lying on top of him, resting your head on his shoulder, your hair fell on his face.
"What the hell is this?" He also drank a lot last night and was still a little confused when he woke up.
Slowly recalling, the intermittent memories were finally connected.
He clearly remembered that this woman was wearing a suspender skirt, but now, where were the clothes? He remembered that she had put them on before falling asleep. Could it be that she took them off in the middle of the night? Who took them off? It couldn't be him, could it? Yesterday
Nothing happened late, right? He didn't lose his virginity, right?
Gently put aside the other person's hand on his chest, put her head back on the pillow, and moved her legs hanging on his body properly.
At least it didn't make much noise and wake her up, who was still sleeping.
Lin Xiaoguang breathed a sigh of relief in vain.
Then he got up and got out of bed, checked his body while dressing, and found no traces of anything bad. Then he felt relieved and felt very happy: "Fortunately, my innocence has been preserved. I haven't been taken advantage of by anyone, and I haven't cheated on her. Otherwise, I won't be able to face An An in the future."
I won’t be able to have a clear conscience.”
He put on his clothes, found the suspender skirt scattered on the floor, threw it on the bed, and then went to the bathroom to wash up.
After tidying up, the person on the bed still didn't wake up. He originally planned to leave a note, but then thought about it and gave up, closing the door and leaving.
After going out, I looked around and saw that Daniel's room was tightly closed. They were probably still asleep on the bed. When he saw the hotel waiter, he asked: "If you see the men in these three rooms wake up, tell them
, their friend Louie has returned to Qiyuan."
"Okay, sir."
So Lin Xiaoguang left the hotel and returned to Qiyuan dormitory.
This incident of picking up girls in a group bar in 140A dormitory ended just like that.
The so-called four great men, they have been through windows together, carried guns together, visited prostitutes together, and shared dirty laundry together. The four of them are considered complete. After this incident, their relationship has indeed improved to a higher level, even if
Lin Xiaozheng is still unhappy with Lin Xiaoguang, but he no longer asks you to move out.
A few days later, he suddenly remembered the HSBC check in his pocket, which had not yet been cashed. It was two million Hong Kong dollars and the sales of Qinhuai Food and Beverage in the past month. If you don't take it, you won't get it.
So I found a time to go to the bank to get it.
When he arrived at the bank counter, he handed it to the teller. He waited patiently. Unexpectedly, the teller said: "Sir, I'm sorry, this bearer cash check cannot be accepted because the drawer's bank account has been locked and no transactions can be made. Can you
You can contact the issuer and redeem it after the lock is unlocked."
"you sure?"
"OK, sir, we are professionals. If you have different opinions, you can complain."
Lin Xiaoguang left with a smile. When he got out of the door, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He was so angry that he punched the marble wall: "Fuck!"