The first year of Tianji was definitely an unforgettable year for the people in the Sili area. As the armies entered the Sili area, the Sili area became more lively. All the military brigades of the Han Dynasty sent out a
A team of thousands of people came to participate in the competition. Of course, they all marched here in a hurry and have not shown up yet. However, there are already countless rumors about them.
Someone patted their chests and said, "The Northern Army came riding Kui. You don't know that they must have captured the exotic beasts to ride on!"
"How can there be nothing? When you see the lineup of the Southern Army, you will know what is the most powerful!"
"The Ningzhou frontier army is not bad either!"
Most of the people arguing about this are not young people, but some old people. Most of these old people have served in the North and South armies, so they all look down upon each other. This ceremony just proves which of them is better.
A good opportunity for the strong and the weak. Originally, the formal ceremony was scheduled for August 8. However, due to Liu Chan's construction of the school grounds, it was delayed for some time and was postponed to September 22.
When this day came, the people in the entire Sili area, and even the people who rushed from the surrounding areas, rushed towards the new school field. The new school field had not yet been named, but most people had already guessed the school field.
The name, as expected, should be the Tianji School. By the way, as well as this ceremony, anyone with a discerning eye can see through it. The Tianji Ceremony, this name definitely did not escape.
While the people were busy watching, they suddenly saw a guard of honor, and from a distance they could see the huge Huang Gai of the Emperor. Everyone hurriedly bowed to the Emperor's carriage, but Liu Qu was not honest and could not sit still.
Inside the carriage, he stretched out his head and waved happily to the people. Behind him, the Huangmen scattered coins around. The people were particularly happy. The people in Luoyang were better, and
For those people who came from other places, it was a lifetime honor to see the Emperor with their own eyes!
Many people from other places also saw the majestic and powerful emperor, who was like a god. They did not dare to look directly at him. They secretly watched the emperor driving past among the people, but they remembered the emperor's appearance in their hearts.
, when they return to their hometown, they will tell the villagers about the appearance of the emperor!
"Everyone was waiting, when thunder suddenly flashed, and the emperor came over on a carriage. When we took a look, the emperor was nine feet tall, with a huge back and a strong back... Huh? Don't go, what I said is true.
This time it’s true, the emperor is really nine feet tall and has a huge back and waist!!”
With countless people kneeling in obeisance, Liu Qu arrived at the top of the school ground, got off the carriage, and headed to the observation deck. Yuan Shang immediately led everyone to follow. Liu Qu said with some displeasure: "You are right here.
Just wait. I will take the queen and the prince up. Is it possible that these people of mine will come to assassinate me??" Liu Qu said unhappily, and Yuan Shang had no choice but to watch the emperor holding his hand.
The queen held the prince in her arms, and the family boarded the observation deck.
Only when the emperor ascended the observation tower could the ceremony officially begin.
The emperor looked into the distance and hurriedly waved his hand downwards. Jiang Wei, the former prince's servant, is now serving as the servant of the Tingwei Mansion. The Tingwei Mansion is responsible for protecting the emperor's safety and is regarded as a close attendant who follows the emperor. See
When the emperor called, Jiang Wei hurriedly ran to his side, "Your Majesty? What are your orders?"
"Who is hosting this ceremony?"
"It was the servant of the Lifu who shot Zheng Yi."
"Why is it him again?? No, no, if this guy goes up, I'm afraid he will talk about boring classics again. Let's change it to someone else, someone with a sense of humor...", the emperor ordered this, but it was
It was so painful for Jiang Wei that it was useless to explain to the emperor. The emperor just didn't like Zheng Yi, but where could he find a humorous person for the emperor? Jiang Wei walked down the high platform and summoned everyone to ask. Suddenly there was someone
He stepped forward and said, "I know an elder who is very funny and very impressive...but I don't know if he can handle such a big ceremony..."
"This is the emperor's order. Hurry up and invite this old man here...let me take a look first."
Everyone hurriedly left, but just a moment later, the official came to Jiang Wei with an old man. It turned out that the old man was also watching the ceremony, and he happened to be met by the official who was looking for him, so he brought him over directly. This old man was a
Bu Yi, who is indeed quite old, was forcibly brought here by several officials. He stared at Jiang Wei in front of him with wide eyes. Jiang Wei coughed and then asked: "This old man...
Can you host this...this ceremony?"
"For such a big ceremony, you even have to find the person who will host it?", the old man asked in surprise.
"That's not the case. It's just that the person before was temporarily busy and couldn't preside over it, so someone recommended you."
"Then this man is quite discerning."
"Old man, for this ceremony, you only need to start the ceremony first, and it won't take you much time. After you finish speaking, when the army comes out, the soldiers will call the order themselves, so I don't need to bother you.
..", Deng Ai said for a long time, and the old man picked up the document and read it for a long time, and then nodded, indicating that he agreed to the matter.
When the time came, the old man walked directly onto the high platform in the center. He was holding the loudspeaker developed by Ma Jun in his hand. He was dressed in civilian clothes, which surprised everyone. The old man walked up to the high platform with a smile.
Looking at the people around him, he held the tube and said: "I am Handan Chun!!"
"Hahaha~~", everyone burst out laughing, and some people cheered and clapped wildly. Deng Ai, who was looking a little anxious in the distance, was stunned and looked at the officials around him in confusion.
Asked: "Why does this elder make the people laugh so much just by saying his name? Is he famous?" The official smiled and said: "This elder has written many books, but they are all naughty books.
Laughter contains great meaning..."
"There are often new jokes about him in the newspapers. By the way, he often tells jokes in Xuxian halls in various places... so he is very famous among the people." After hearing this,
Deng Ai just breathed a sigh of relief. In this case, this old man would not mess up the ceremony. But in the distance, Zheng Yi, who was staring at this place with displeasure, expecting the old man to make a fool of himself, heard the harsh sounds around him.
The laughter was even more angry.
"How can you laugh at the grand ceremony of the country? There is no ceremony and no etiquette. This person is guilty of a grave crime!"
The emperor on the observation platform also looked at the man with a smile and clapped his hands happily, "Yuanji, this is the person I'm talking about. I love hearing his jokes. Please listen carefully. This person is very interesting.
Hahaha, Deng Ai is a good guy, it’s great to find this person here!!" Liu Qu shouted happily, his face flushed with excitement, and the people in the audience were also very happy. Obviously, for Handan Chun
, they also like it very much.
Handan Chun looked at everyone. Although he was old, his speech was clear and his voice was loud. He was somewhat capable in this area. He put on a straight face and said seriously: "Just now, I saw a cantaloupe seller.
Others were looking around, and there was no one in the shop. I was just about to steal one. Before I could actually carry out the plan, more than thirty embroidered messengers rushed over and turned me to Tingwei Pushe...
"
"I'm so scared. I think that my burly officials have reached the point where they can predict others' crimes in advance!"
"Don't laugh, the big man does have a lot of officials like this. Many times, in order to stabilize public order, he directly predicts that local rangers will commit crimes and arrests them in advance to avoid future troubles. Nowadays, officials are getting more and more powerful.
..However, some of them are so incompetent that they actually find a joke teller to preside over the ceremony. You think a joke teller, besides presiding over the funeral of the corrupt magistrate of Zhongmu County, what else can he do?"
Sitting on the high platform, Liu Qu laughed and laughed. His face suddenly solidified and he waved hurriedly. Deng Ai quickly ran to his side. Liu Qu said coldly: "Go and check Zhongmu's
County magistrate!! If he really made a mistake, execute him on the spot, and then ask Handan Chun to preside over his funeral!"
"Sincerely..."
"Also, check to see if there are any officials arresting rangers for no reason..."
"Here you go!"
"Speaking of which, I was asked to preside over this grand ceremony. Why is that? Your Majesty wants to have fun with the people. Your Majesty did not ask those great Confucians in brocade to speak great principles, but asked me to do this.
Come on, old man, you have to thank the emperor for letting you listen to my joke for free. When the emperor just ascended the throne, the first thing he wanted to do was to make the people of the world smile. I won’t say more, I have to take advantage of the opportunity.
There's no one on the cantaloupe shop..."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone laughed, clapped their hands, and sent away the joke master. Handan Chun had a serious face, but he always said some nonsensical words seriously. After he slowly walked off the stage, the ceremony still did not continue, and another period of time passed.
On the same day, everyone had almost laughed enough. Suddenly, a burst of heroic drums sounded, and the soldiers beat the Han war drums crazily. The rumble was like thunder, resounding in everyone's hearts. At that moment, everyone was almost crazy.
!!!
"Long live the great man!!!", everyone could see clearly, at that moment, the great emperor held a long sword, stepped on the guardrail of the observation deck, pointed the sword into the distance, and shouted, at that moment, everyone
They yelled crazily, "Long live the big man! Long live the big man!!" Everyone's faces turned red and their eyes were bloodshot, including Liu Qu!!
The war drums stopped immediately, and then the war drums of the Northern Army were beaten!!