Four hundred and seventeenth chapter tongue war Confucianism
Seeing this, Jiang Yan was a little helpless. Of course she wanted to flatter these guests, but the rules were the rules. Qin Qi had chosen this, and she couldn't change it.
"Don't embarrass Miss Jiang, but the questions asked by those old gentlemen are really boring. I don't think it's better than this. How about we change the rules and let us come up with the questions?" A noble man said.
"Haha, Brother Li's suggestion is quite interesting. Manager Jiang, what do you think?"
As soon as the noble young master opened his mouth, many people immediately became interested and started making noises. Jiang Yan couldn't help but feel embarrassed. However, although Chaofeng Tower was noble this time, it was because of the support of these guests, so she naturally had to follow their wishes.
Moreover, Qin Qi might not be able to answer the questions asked by the old gentleman, which would cause trouble when the time comes, which is really inappropriate.
At that moment, Jiang Yan smiled slightly and said, "In this case, the slave family will make an exception for all the guests. But since it is an exception, it is natural to give this young master some preferential treatment. I don't think it is worse than this. I won't mention the profound knowledge, just How about a pair?"
Jiang Yan's words were very tactful. She simply felt that these guys had no knowledge at all. Apart from pairing, they probably wouldn't be able to solve any problems.
"Okay, I'm good at this, let's do it like this!" Those guys agreed immediately.
"What do you think, young master?" Jiang Yan looked at Qin Qi.
Right pair?
Isn't this a bonus? Qin Qi won the game in the Era of Chaos Pair Competition back then. Whether it was poetic, funny, or even obscene, Qin Qi always got it right!
Alas, I have been fighting life and death and leveling up like crazy recently, so it’s time to relax and unwind.
"Ding, congratulations to the player for triggering the mission 'Talking with Confucians'. Do you accept it?"
Just when Qin Qi was about to agree, a mission came out, and he was immediately overjoyed. Isn't this the rhythm of killing two birds with one stone?
However, this can also be called a verbal battle with the Confucian scholars. Qin Qi felt that Zhuge Liang was going to jump out and beat him.
But forget it, accept it!
"Ding, congratulations to the player for accepting the AA-level mission 'Talking with Confucians'. The mission reward is a core of flesh and blood*1"
Core of flesh and blood?
What is this!
Qin Qi frowned and planned to ignore it for now and finish the task later.
"Then let's get started." Qin Qi said to Jiang Yan.
"Please come with me, sir." Jiang Yan smiled slightly and led Qin Qi onto the high platform, while the dancers moved to one side. Now, it was Qin Qi's home court.
"Hey, I'm not very talented, but I'm willing to write a couplet. Listen up, kid!" A young man who was as fat as a pig spoke first. At first glance, he had a pig's head and no ink.
The pig-headed man shook his head for a while, made enough gestures, and then said: "The first couplet is, there is a bird on the tree, the bird shakes the tree, and the bird flies away, and the tree shakes three times!"
"Oh, fat man, you can do it. Can you still deal with a pair?"
"Haha, Fatty, what are you talking about? It's nonsense. I think you should go back and study more!"
As soon as this couplet came out, it immediately caused a lot of cheers and the atmosphere became very lively. Those knowledgeable people naturally scoffed, but most people found it interesting. Even Jiang Yan covered her mouth and chuckled.
How is this first couplet correct?
Qin Qi thought for a while and said: "The second line is, when the fat man goes to pee, the bird trembles and urinates. Even after peeing, the bird trembles three times!"
"Pfft!" Many people spit out the wine in their mouths. This guy is so talented!
"Hahaha, God is right, God is right!"
"Fat man, come on, give me a shake!"
"Rogue!" But some ladies also spat.
"Damn, you're cruel, you've passed!" The fat man had a good temper, he laughed without any sign of anger.
With the fat man at the beginning, of course others wanted to play, and then a young man said: "Here I go, the first couplet is, the big fish eats the small fish, the small fish eats the shrimp, the shrimp drinks the water, the truth will come to light!"
"Brother, your first couplet is not much better than mine!" the fat man said immediately.
"Tsk, this is cultural connotation, you know nothing!"
"Boy, hurry up!"
"Wait a minute, I'll drink some water first."
Qin Qi thought for a while and said: "The second line is, the master presses the wife, the wife presses the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the earth shakes!"
"Pfft!" The brother who had just drank water suddenly spat it out.
"Why is this guy so full of these vulgar things? It's really..." On the top floor, in a box above the wings of the phoenix, two extremely beautiful girls were sitting. One of them was dressed in green and was extremely delicate.
, but the chest is flat and nothing.
If Qin Qi were here, he would definitely recognize this girl at first sight. After all, her breasts are so flat that there would be no one else but Lu Luo!
I never expected that Luluo didn't go far away, but was right here in Chaotian City.
At this moment, Luluo was covering the ears of a girl next to her with an angry look on her face.
As for the girl whose ears she covered, her face was full of innocence, the purest beauty in the world, as if looking at her, any filth could be purified.
"Baby Luo, what are you doing?" the girl asked, her voice as sweet as an oriole in an empty valley.
"Oh, don't ask, just don't listen." Luluo said, her hands getting a little stronger, for fear that the girl would hear something she shouldn't hear.
The girl tilted her head, just smiled and said nothing more.
"Humph, at her age, it doesn't matter what she hears. Sooner or later, she has to sleep in a bed with a train, so she might as well study more." But there was a mocking voice.
Hearing this voice, Luluo's eyes suddenly narrowed. She naturally knew who the owner of the voice was. She snorted and said, "Humph, it's really a little wild cat. It likes to go through windows."
"Haha, Baby Luo still hates me as always, but with your current state, you are no match for me!" Ye Yuexin came down from the window and walked to Luo Luo with a smile.
"Yue Xin, long time no see!" The beautiful girl put her hands together and said happily.
"Long time no see, Xiaohuang!" Ye Yuexin chuckled, sat next to the girl and hugged her, with his head arched into the girl's arms, like a cat.
Seeing this, Luluo's eyes trembled and she snorted: "What on earth are you doing here!"
"I want you to take care of it!" Ye Yuexin said.
Luluo twitched the corners of her mouth and said nothing angrily, feeling very unhappy.
"I'm so happy to see you unhappy, haha!" Ye Yuexin laughed.
"Are we going to fight?" Luluo puffed up her cheeks and said.
"Can you beat me now?" Ye Yuexin raised her eyebrows.
"..." Luluo was immediately discouraged, she really couldn't beat her.
"Okay, you two don't start fighting as soon as you meet. Like before, we can play hand in hand, how nice!" the girl said with a smile.
"Okay, I'll give Xiao Huang some face and won't argue with you." Ye Yuexin said, shrinking and curling up, and the scholar's hat on his head also fell down, revealing two cute black cat ears.
When the girl saw these two ears, her eyes suddenly lit up and she stroked them gently, while Ye Yuexin snorted softly and found a more comfortable position to fall asleep, with the capital "Lazy Cat".