Once upon a time, Lin Tianqi also envied a person. His name was Ning Caichen, and he could have sex with a beautiful female ghost named Nie Xiaoqian. But now, he just wants to ask, senior, how is Ahyou?
If you want to have sex with a female ghost, unless the female ghost has really achieved success in cultivation, reversed yin and returned to yang, and turned the yin body into yang body, otherwise, any behavior of having sex with a female ghost is an act of seeking death.
Three years is the minimum lifespan, and it starts at least three years, and there is no upper limit. If your health is a little worse, you may have sex just once, and you will die directly.
But how difficult it is for a female ghost to reach that level of cultivation. That person from Ningcheng has not reached that level even after practicing for thousands of years. You can imagine how difficult it is to take that step. It is not as difficult as climbing to heaven.
It's too much. It can even be said that it is basically impossible to find a female ghost who has successfully cultivated and can reverse yin and return yang to have sex with you in a normal and shy manner.
So, movies and novels are all lies. When you are with a female ghost, you either have to bear it or not have sex with her, but if you are not with a female ghost for the purpose of sex, what's the point?
But if you have sex with her, and you have sex with her for at least three years at a time, this is the rhythm of really risking your life to have sex, dying under the peonies, and becoming a romantic ghost.
Cherish life and stay away from female ghosts, but what the hell is a female ghost doing to me?
A feeling called pain in the balls rose from his heart, and Lin Tianqi felt that his own exclusive BGM sounded in his mind at this moment - Liangliang!
Everyone is invincible in their own BGM, but I am cool in my own BGM.
"Master, what should I do now?" Lin Tianqi looked at his master, seeking attention. He suddenly felt that his future was a little bleak. The cool moonlight rose for him. Could it be that he had really been with a female ghost in his life?
Can't figure it out? Stop it!
"What do you think we should do?" Uncle Jiu asked back. Looking at his apprentice, he was quite speechless. He, his apprentice, seemed to be a bit of a ghost.
"I..." Lin Tianqi said it, but he didn't know what to do. He said he should be ruthless towards Zhang Qian. He couldn't be cruel, but to be honest, he was going to be with Zhang Qian. Damn it, a female ghost.
, I can’t have sex after sex, I’m a virgin, I can’t even use the chicken, they want to give the chicken a holiday, my chicken is almost rusty, besides, Ningcheng’s guy hasn’t solved it yet.
"Master, why don't you help me pay attention." Lin Tianqi continued to ask for help from his master.
"I'll give you an idea." Uncle Jiu glanced at Lin Tianqi sideways, his eyes focused, as if he was thinking, and then said: "Let's just get along, anyway, there is already one over there in Ningcheng, one more is not too much, and one less is not enough.
There is not a lot of one, and it is rare that she will be sincere to you, and will never forget you until death. It is easy to get priceless treasures, but it is rare to find a lover. If you have a big one, it would be good to find this one as a small one."
Lin Tianqi immediately looked resentful and looked at his master——
"Master, you have changed. You were not like this before. You told me before that humans and ghosts have different paths, and humans and ghosts cannot be together."
"Really? Did I say that? Why don't I remember it? Are you remembering it wrong? I have always advocated equality between humans and ghosts. How could I say those words? You must have remembered it wrong." Uncle Jiu pretended to be surprised.
, the corners of the mouth were slightly raised, as if smiling but not smiling, showing a narrow look.
Lin Tianqi: "......"
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"Master, Brother Lin, you are back." After a while, they returned to Yizhuang. Xu Jie and Xu Dongsheng were still awake and had been waiting in the yard for their return.
"Master, brother, how are you? Is that fake foreign devil dead?" Xu Dongsheng asked, very concerned about Peter's life and death.
"Dead." Lin Tianqi replied feebly. Originally, the death of the fake foreign devil should have made him happy, but now, he felt that everything was a bit boring.
"Really, great, haha, that fake foreign devil died well." Xu Dongsheng laughed, excited, and then asked Lin Tianqi: "Brother, tell me, what is the situation over there?
How did that fake foreign devil die..."
"I was scared to death. Okay, it's already very late. Let's talk about other things tomorrow. I'm a little sleepy. Go to bed early."
Lin Tianqi was not very interested. He waved his hand to Xu Dongsheng and said something perfunctory before walking to the backyard.
Xu Dongsheng was slightly stunned. Looking at Lin Tianqi's back, he felt that Lin Tianqi seemed a little depressed.
"Master, what's wrong, brother? Why do you look a little unhappy?" Xu Dongsheng asked his master. Xu Jie also looked at Uncle Jiu and felt that Lin Tianqi was depressed.
"It's okay. He'll be fine in two days. Okay, it's getting late. You should go and rest early."
Uncle Jiu smiled faintly and said something without saying much.
Xu Dongsheng and Xu Jie became more and more curious after hearing this, but seeing that Uncle Jiu had no intention of talking, they did not ask any more questions.
"Yes, master." In response, the brother and sister turned around and left the yard.
Uncle Jiu watched Xu Jie and Xu Dongsheng leave, glanced in the direction of Lin Tianqi's room, smiled faintly, and returned to his room.
After Lin Tianqi returned to his room, he lay down on the bed, but he couldn't fall asleep. He kept his eyes on the door. He was waiting for Zhang Qian to come. As a result, after waiting for an unknown amount of time, he finally fell into a daze after the rooster crowed.
He fell asleep and did not wait for Zhang Qian to appear. When he opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning.
I don't know if Zhang Qian already knew that he was waiting for her, so she deliberately didn't show up or something.
"Master Lin" "Master Lin" "Uncle Nine" "...."
Today's morning was much busier than usual. Someone came to the door early in the morning, a group of more than thirty people.
"Mayor Li, Mr. Qian, Captain Li..."
The leader was an old man with a rich and dignified face, gray hair and a goatee. He was Li Dafu, the mayor of Lantian Town. Next to him was Qian Youcai. Li Quan followed the two of them, as well as many people in the town.
The rest of the group greeted Uncle Jiu politely when they saw him.
"It's so early in the morning, what's wrong with you guys?" Uncle Jiu asked, looking at the expressions of the group, his eyes flickered, and he already had some guesses in his mind.
"To be honest, Master Lin came to visit this morning because of what happened to Master Chen last night. I heard from Ah Quan that a female ghost harmed Master Chen last night. I wonder what Master Lin can do about this matter. That female ghost
Will he come out to harm others again..." Li Dafu said, and as soon as he spoke, everyone else behind him also spoke.
"Yes, Master Lin, in our town, you are the only one who can deal with these dirty things. You must think of a way."
"Master Lin, you must take action to stop that evil spirit from harming others again."
The group of people were talking to each other, and Uncle Jiu instantly understood the purpose of these people. Originally, he thought that Li Dafu took the lead and came here for Peter's death. Now it seems that these people are all here for Peter's death.
He was concerned about his own safety, and he was worried that if the female ghost harmed others again, it would happen to him.
"You don't need to worry too much about this. Judging from the fact that the female ghost only killed Peter last night and did not harm Miss Yang and others who lived with Peter, it should be for reasons such as revenge. She should just kill that person.
Peter alone, now that Peter is dead, he should not come out to harm others again."
Uncle Jiu thought for a while and said.
"That's it, that's good."
"With Master Lin's words, we feel more at ease."
Li Dafu and others were greatly relieved when they heard this. The reason why they came here early in the morning was because they were worried that the female ghost would come out to harm others again and find their way to them.
"Master Lin, do you know if there is anything that needs attention regarding Master Chen's body?" Li Dafu asked again. Others also looked at Lin Tianqi. In fact, Peter's body is still in the courtyard.
Because they knew it was killed by a female ghost, they were a little afraid and didn't dare to touch it.
"I think it's best not to leave Peter's body in our town for a long time. The female ghost who killed Peter last night probably came for revenge. We don't know what Peter did to the female ghost during his lifetime.
As a result, the other party turned into a ghost to seek revenge. Although Peter is dead now, if the ghost's resentment remains, there is no guarantee that he will not harm others again."
Lin Tianqi spoke, standing next to his master and interjecting.
"The female ghost seeks revenge on Peter. Naturally, as long as Peter is there, the female ghost will definitely follow him wherever he goes, even if he is dead. If Peter's body continues to stay in our town, the female ghost will definitely stay there.
There is no guarantee that an accident will not happen in this town, so I suggest that it is better to send Peter’s body out of our town as soon as possible and let his family take it back for burial.”
"Although this possibility is very slim, I am afraid of nothing but the unexpected. For the safety of our town, I think it is better to be cautious. Otherwise, if the female ghost suddenly comes out to harm people, my master may not be able to arrive in time.
Save people.”
When Lin Tianqi said this, the people at the door, who had been a little relieved, became worried again and looked at Uncle Jiu.
"Master Lin, is that so?"
Uncle Jiu glanced at Lin Tianqi without leaving any trace. He naturally knew that his apprentice was telling lies. The master and the apprentice knew who the female ghost who scared Peter to death last night was. Lin Tianqi said this just because he wanted to tell lies.
Yang Liqing and others also drove out of Lantian Town and immediately cooperated.
"Although this possibility is very small, it is not impossible. If the female ghost's resentment remains, it is very likely that she will harm others again."
"Master Lin, don't you have a way to directly find the female ghost and eliminate her?" Mayor Li asked.
"The female ghost is hiding in the dark. I don't know where she is now. If I can't find her, there's nothing I can do." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then what are you thinking about? According to Uncle Jiu, let those people from the newspaper office take Peter's body and leave our town as soon as possible. It doesn't matter if they die, but don't harm us."
Li Quan has a timid temperament and is afraid of death. In addition, Lin Tianqi's words last night made him avoid Yang Liqing and others. He didn't dare to sleep last night. Now when he heard Uncle Jiu's words, he immediately became more impatient.
"That Peter is usually arrogant and domineering, and he is not a good person at first glance. God knows what he did to that female ghost when he was alive. Now that she has turned into a vicious ghost and comes to visit him, he deserves it. Now he is dead, but
People in our town cannot be implicated by him."
"That's right, drive them away. These outsiders are not good people at first glance. They have caused troubles and troubles since they came to our town."
"Yes, drive them away."
"..."
Li Quan's words instantly attracted the approval of countless people behind him.
In addition to human selfishness, Peter, Yang Liqing and others have always been unpopular in Lantian Town.
Li Dafu and Qian Youcai also looked at each other and made a decision.
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An hour later, two carriages came out of Lantian Town. It was Yang Liqing and others. One carriage contained Peter's body, and the other carriage was filled with Yang Liqing and others. Behind the town gate, many people stood densely watching.
Let them leave.
Sitting on the carriage, Yang Liqing looked back at the people at the gate of the town, with bitter and haggard faces. People who didn't know better thought it was people from the town saying goodbye to them, but in fact, Yang Liqing knew that these people came to see them leave, and she was eager to see them leave.