The first thousand and eighty-eighth chapters of joy give birth to sorrow
Xia Qingchen nodded slightly: "Yes! As far as I know, there are only a handful of scaly birds, and each of them is a monster with a great background. You did find a treasure this time."
"Wow quack!" Qiuqiu was so excited that he flapped his wings and shook them: "I knew that I, Dugu Bubai, was a dog with great luck! Wow, quack, quack..."
Lian Xing heard this and felt even more aggrieved. She hugged Xia Qingchen and shed tears in aggrieved voice: "Oh, oh, I've really been surpassed by a dead dog!"
Xia Qingchen touched her head and said helplessly: "You can't force the word opportunity to come. You can only pray that you can meet your fate in the future."
Lian Xing nodded obediently. She was just seeking comfort and didn't want to put extra pressure on Xia Qingchen.
She turned her head and hummed: "Damn dog, don't be complacent! I am an ethereal body. If I encounter a great opportunity, I will definitely be better than you!"
"Hehe! Then I'll wait!" Qiuqiu raised the dog's neck high, his back trembled, and a pair of wings slowly converged into the dog's hair. From the outside, nothing could be seen out of the ordinary.
It happily jumped out and said with a smile: "Master Chen, today I have an appointment with some bitches in the east of the city. I will go to the appointment right away."
As a reborn flying dog, Qiu Qiu will inevitably show off his wings.
It can already imagine the little eyes of their squealing adoration when it takes a group of bitches to fly into the sky!
However, at the moment when the wings were retracted, a sudden change occurred.
Qiu Chou uncontrollably let out a loud and smelly fart, and a piece of faint yellow gas visible to the naked eye rushed out of his body.
Instantly, the small secret room was filled with stench!
For some reason, Lian Xing was so smoked that he vomited just by smelling it. His eyes became dizzy and he felt like the world was spinning.
Then he fell down due to his unsteady heels. Fortunately, Xia Qingchen hugged him.
He held his breath, rolled up his sleeves, and rolled out all the airflow in the house through the hole in the roof, and opened the door in time to introduce fresh air.
Lian Xing lay weakly in Xia Qingchen's arms, her face turned pale, her breathing was rapid, and it was difficult to open her eyes: "Xia Lang... what's wrong with me... why do I feel so uncomfortable..."
Xia Qingchen looked calm: "That's because you were poisoned."
He took out half a bottle of energy-replenishing medicine and fed it to her. This relieved Lianxing's dizziness, but her body was still weak and she leaned helplessly in Xia Qingchen's arms.
"Poisoned?" Lianxing was stunned for a moment: "But I just smelled Qiuqiu's fart!"
Xia Qingchen looked at Qiu Qiu, who had a confused look on his face, and said, "It seems that I sometimes make mistakes!"
"Qiu Chou, stretch out your wings and then retract them." Xia Qingchen said.
Qiu Chou also felt that something was not good, so he followed Xia Qingchen's instructions, spread his wings, and then closed them again.
The moment it was closed, it let out a thunderous fart uncontrollably, and the yellowish gas rolled out and filled the surrounding area.
Xia Qingchen had already prepared to roll them out of the secret room.
At this time, Lian Xing's eyes widened completely, while Qiu Chou was also stunned and stammered: "Master Chen, what's going on with me?"
Xia Qingchen showed a trace of pity and touched its head comfortingly: "Qiu Chou, in addition to inheriting that monster's flying ability, you also inherited its poisonous body."
"It's just that its poison may be sprayed out through the mouth. You can only expel the poison through farts to hurt the enemy."
"Furthermore, due to the uncertainty of the mutation, your farting and retracting your wings are connected together. As long as you retract your wings, you will definitely emit poisonous farts. Therefore, you should use your wings with caution in the future."
After Lianxing heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha! Farting dog! You're laughing so hard! Aren't you going to date the bitches from the east of the city? Come on and show off your wings by the way?"
"But remember, you have to stay away from them when you retract your wings, otherwise a stinky fart will poison them all!" Lianxing laughed so hard that tears fell out, and the jealousy in his heart finally subsided.
Qiuqiu's face turned dark, and Lianxing's seventh-level star was stunned by its stinky fart. Those bitches couldn't be poisoned to death directly?
"Master Chen, tell me this is not true." Qiuqiu's dog face was full of hope.
Today, if anyone can save it, it is Xia Qingchen.
Xia Qingchen squatted down and touched its dog's head: "Qiu Qiu, life is always full of regrets, and it has never been perfect since ancient times! You should also learn to choose! For the sake of those bitches, and for yourself, forget them!"
The implication was that there was nothing he could do.
"Is it true that you can't change it? You are so powerful, you will definitely be able to get rid of this shortcoming." Qiu Qiu can't imagine that every time he proudly swims in the sky and falls in front of everyone, and retracts his wings, he will release a poisonous poison.
Turn over the whole place's stinky shit.
Thinking of this, it becomes loveless.
Xia Qingchen said regretfully: "The things that have mutated are just like nature! Do you think you can change the nature of eating feces?"
Qiuqiu shook his head decisively: "No!"
How can a dog not eat feces? In that case, it would be unreasonable.
"Isn't that it?" Xia Qingchen said helplessly: "You can only be careful in the future to avoid hurting the people around you."
Hearing this, Qiuqiu looked up to the sky and screamed with tears: "Huahua, Mengmeng, Cuicui, Yingying, Yuanyuan, Fangfang, Xuexue, Rourou... Goodbye, my favorite bitches, goodbye,
my love!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Chou Chou then lay on the ground and howled loudly.
The veins on Xia Qingchen's forehead were beating wildly. He had only been in southern Xinjiang for a few days and he had hooked up with so many bitches?
This dead dog!
"Qiuqiu, you are so pitiful." Lianxing touched its head: "I can't use your magic weapon anymore. It's faster than lightning, lighter than feathers, less laborious than Nirvana, easier than wielding a sword, and faster than walking."
It’s also comfortable, and the wings are more majestic than a cloak!”
As she said this, she pinched Qiu Qiu's belly hard, causing Qiu Qiu to scream in pain: "Wow! Damn girl, you are not a human being, and you still bully me when I'm so miserable! My aunt can't bear it, but my uncle can't bear it!
"
It wiped away its tears, jumped up and bit Lianxing. The latter showed off a little more, covered his mouth and ran away: "Come on! Chase me!"
In a blink of an eye, Lianxing ran to Bai Xiaozhu's room and dragged him with him to Tiannan City to continue searching for precious resources.
They ran out with smiles, but little did they know that outside the city lord's palace, a monster carriage followed them unnoticed.
"Young Master, do you really want to do this?" In the carriage, a masked middle-aged man with a wolf head tattoo on his forehead asked.
There were several other masked people in the car, all with tattoos on their foreheads, but the patterns were different.
The person in front of them was none other than Wu Yan, whose face was ulcerated.
"Don't you dare?" Wu Yan asked.
The middle-aged man with the wolf head tattoo disagreed: "Why don't you dare? We have robbed houses on the border these years. Whose caravan has not robbed? What does it mean to arrest a few people? My subordinates are just worried that if this matter is hidden from the family owner, will there be any problems?"
Wu Yan's ugly face twitched: "If you don't tell me, who knows?"
The middle-aged man with the wolf head tattoo thought for a moment and said: "Okay, I will obey the wishes of the young master!"