The latter was unhappy, looked at the leader and said angrily: "Captain, you heard it, he called me a pig brain! I am obviously a devil, how could I grow a pig brain?"
He was angry, really angry!
Why do humans talk nonsense?
That is an insult to his intelligence and an insult to the entire demon clan!
The leader covered his face. All the demons felt the same as him - leave, leave, we, the evil flame demon army, don't know you.
"Hurry! Kill him and don't say any more nonsense." the regiment leader ordered.
The silly guy nodded heavily: "Okay! Uh... wait! Captain, why don't you keep your word?"
"Just now you asked me to knock his head open, and now you ask me to kill him. What on earth do you want me to do?" The stupid man was very depressed.
The two thick red eyebrows on the leader's eyes were raised in pain, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Fuck you, I told you to stop talking!"
Every word this guy says is an insult to the demon clan.
Think about it, when humans first come to the demon clan, they meet a fool. What will they think of the demon clan?
Remember, first impressions are deeply ingrained.
In the future, the demons will need a hundred clever images to offset today's first impression.
"Captain, don't change the subject. Please explain to me clearly why you don't mean what you say?" The silly guy pouted.
The hatred in the leader's heart: "Change me, give me someone else!"
He's had enough!
The deputy's chest puffed up: "Captain, let me do it! This is the first human being to break into the demon world in history. Killing him will be a great achievement. I will soon become a hero in the demon world! Hahaha!"
Xia Qingchen muttered in shock: "Are they all a bunch of stupid pigs?"
You said, you knew this was a great achievement, so you hid it and didn't say it, and you shouted it out loud, for fear that other demons wouldn't know?
"Hey! Why didn't I think of that?"
"Yes, this is an opportunity to make great achievements!"
"Humans have invaded the demon world. If you kill him, you will be a great hero. You will be a hero of the demon world. You may even get a hero medal from the demon emperor!"
"I'll come, I'll come!"
"Captain, let me come!"
It turned out that none of them expected...
The leader's mood could no longer be described in words. With a sullen face, he shouted to Xia Qingchen in the demon language: "Human, I want to tell you, don't misunderstand our demons!"
"My real people of the Great Demon Clan are witty, brave, unparalleled, talented and beautiful..."
"Captain, commander! I have a suggestion. First capture him alive, and then each of us will chop him with a knife. In this way, everyone will be a hero and no one will have to fight!"
"Yes, let's do it this way, we must unite and be heroes together!"
"..."
The leader covered his face in pain. At this moment, he wanted to cry bitterly.
"Fortunately, this is a human being. I can't understand what you idiots are saying." The leader was sad and angry, but found comfort for himself, and said to himself.
Otherwise, the image of the demon clan will collapse and collapse...
"Are you a pig too? Didn't I answer that stupid big guy just now?" Xia Qingchen spoke the language of the demon clan and said lightly.
He also said just now that he has a human brain and the stupid guy has a pig brain.
However, this group of demons were used to listening to the demon language, so they did not realize how shocking it was for a human being, Xia Qingchen, to speak the demon language.
ah?
The leader's eyes widened and he asked in surprise: "Do you understand the language of our demon clan?"
Xia Qingchen couldn't help but sigh: "They are all demons, why are they so different?"
Although the demons in his memory were perverse and violent, they were all extremely cunning beings.
The demons I saw today were as stupid as a bunch of pigs.
"Don't get me wrong, they are actually not as stupid as you think." The group leader hurriedly covered it up: "Really! They are not stupid, they just can't speak!"
The demons behind him nodded their heads in deep understanding.
"Yes! We are all the pride of the demon clan!"
"Yes, we are a pearl among the demon clan!"
"No one can cover up our sacred light shining on the demon clan!"
…
The leader's heart was bleeding and roaring: "Stop talking, stop talking, you are just like a mudslide in the devil world!"
Xia Qingchen rubbed her chin: "Really? You are all the pride of the demon clan? Then I will give you a test. Do you dare to accept the test?"
The leader was annoyed and asked, "Grandma, who are you? Why should we accept your test?"
If I kill you, won't it be all over?
Unexpectedly, the demons behind them looked excited to win glory for the demons.
"Come as you please! I, Wu Dazhi, want to clear the name of the demon clan!"
"Let me do it. I will use my wisdom to defeat you and make you apologize for what you just said!"
"Yes! That's right! Brothers, we can withstand any test!"
"Come on, go ahead and test yourself. Nothing can stop our unparalleledly intelligent people from the demon world!"
…
Xia Qingchen took a step forward and said seriously: "Okay! Then I will test your first question, how many troops are here! Please answer within three breaths, otherwise the judgment will fail!"
Hearing this, the leader's expression changed and he shouted: "This is a circle..."
Damn it, this is trying to trap their military secrets. It's definitely a trap. Don't fall for his trick.
"cut!"
"cut!"
A group of demons immediately booed!
"This question, do you think we are so stupid!"
"Haha, human, you underestimate the intelligence of our demons!"
"I feel like my intelligence has been devastatingly insulted!"
…
Although they were noisy, the leader was a little pleased. Finally, these idiots were stupid enough to have a bottom line, and stupid enough to have integrity. Well done, brothers!
Xia Qingchen touched his nose, as if he underestimated their wisdom.
Forget it, let’s change the question.
"Brothers, let us answer him together!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
"An army of two million demons!" Thousands of demons shouted loudly in unison.
After shouting, he burst out laughing.
"You're stupid, humans!"
"Hahahaha! You look so stupid and incompetent as a human being, and you still want to test us?"
"How about it? You're so scared!"
"I didn't expect that we all got the answers right!"
"Hey, look at the shocked look on his face, ninety-nine percent of it is because he was blinded by our wisdom!"
"Young man! How dare you underestimate the wisdom of our people, the Great Demon Clan?"
Yes, Xia Qingchen was stupid, and so was the group leader.
They overestimated their understanding of the demons and underestimated the bottom line of their wisdom.
The bottom line has probably dropped below the horizon...
Xia Qingchen silently memorized the numbers and coughed: "One more question, when do you plan to attack us humans? This question is very difficult. I don't think you demons can answer it."
"Alas!"
"Alas!"
The demons booed.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the group leader yelled: "Don't go..."
However, his voice was quickly drowned out by the excited demons.
"Look, brothers, look at this human being who still doesn't want to give up!"
"I believed in your evil deeds, but I haven't been frightened by the wisdom of our demon clan yet!"
"Don't give up until you reach the Yellow River! Don't cry until you see the coffin!"
"Come on, brothers, let us use the incomparable wisdom of the demons to beat him into submission!"
"Let's all join together!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
"Three days later!"
The leader was desperate, and Xia Qingchen was confused again. Wasn't this information coming too easily?