Liu Bei and others put down their chopsticks. This hot pot is inedible!
Zhang Fei didn't care, he was short of words, but Wang Xuan's... pick... was too specific.
"Marinate? The time is a bit short, but you still have to simmer it, otherwise the taste may not be enough." Zhang Fei was so focused on his own idea that he didn't hear the irony in Wang Xuan's words, but he agreed with it.
vomit……
Liu Bei couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only knock on the table, "Third brother, what are you talking about when you are eating?"
"No...brother, how can you only know how to eat and talk about military and national affairs?" Zhang Fei frowned, as if he was forgetting to eat and sleep because of work.
Phew~ Liu Bei took a deep breath, "Okay, you say it, you say it."
"Do you have such a strong taste for military affairs?" Wang Xuan complained helplessly.
"Listen to me, let's put the shit into a jar and throw it on the city wall and inside the city with a catapult. When the jar explodes, it will explode everywhere. Let's take advantage of now, there are many people now,
Including the prisoners, there are 200,000 people, and the shit they poop can fill the city wall. It stinks so much that no one can stand there. It will take at most two days. When we attack the city again, we can take it down in one fell swoop."
As soon as he opened his mind, Zhang Fei immediately started talking eloquently. After finishing his words with great joy, he looked at everyone expectantly, waiting for everyone's praise.
Liu Bei smacked his lips, and looked at each other with Zhao Yun and others. Except for the occasion of eating hot pot, this method is, how can I put it, a little disgusting, but it is probably really effective.
Maybe the person who came up with this method is also...
Seeing Liu Bei and others nodding, Zhang Fei couldn't help but look at Wang Xuan.
Wang Xuan also clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up, "This method is incredible. Really, using a shit truck is so talented!"
"Hahahaha, that is, it's not that I, Lao Zhang, can't use my brain, but that I don't have to use it at all. What did Zai Zhi say? With the Zhangba Snake Spear in my hand, I don't have to use it at all.
Solve the problem." Zhang Fei wouldn't care if he was praised for his force or something, but the praise for his IQ would make Zhang Fei so beautiful that he wouldn't want it.
"That's called a person who can't solve a problem but can solve a problem." Zhao Yun reminded with a smile.
"Ah, right! We just don't care about using our brains!" Zhang Fei laughed.
"That's right." Wang Xuan picked up a few pieces of duck intestines and went in to rinse them, and asked seemingly casually: "After we capture Ganling City, it will be ours, right?"
"Ah, yes!" Zhang Fei picked up the wine bottle and poured himself a glass slowly.
"Then, Yide will take some people to clean up the shit on the city wall." Wang Xuan glanced sideways at Zhang Fei, "Remember, clean it up, otherwise, there will be no people standing on the city wall, and there will be no way to defend it.
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"puff!"
The sip of wine was not wasted at all, it was all squirted out. Fortunately, Wang Xuan reacted quickly and picked up an empty plate and put it in front of Zhang Fei, thus avoiding staining the table full of dishes.
Zhang Fei took off Wang Xuan's arm, reached out and smeared a handful of wine on his face, smacked his mouth, sniffed hard, and glanced at everyone as if nothing happened, "While eating,
Don’t talk about business, just eat well, eat well.”
"Hahahaha..." Liu Bei and his group have also been trained for a long time. Unless they really can't hold it in, they will definitely not laugh, but this, really, makes their stomachs hurt from laughing.
"Why are you laughing? Can you have a good meal!" Zhang Fei put down his chopsticks with an unhappy look on his face.
Laughing and making fun, the meal was over. As for the "poop truck" thing, it became a joke in the future. This group of people would often bring it up to make fun of Zhang Fei. Well, it's Wang Xuan,
Others are either not so boring or so afraid to...
At least Hua Xiong didn't dare to mention the word "shit catapult" until he was sure he could beat Zhang Fei.
Wang Xuan ignored Ganling City, but at this moment, Ganling City was extremely tense from top to bottom.
"How's it going, my lord?" Xu You has been a little angry these days, and his lips are chapped.
"It's getting worse and worse." Feng Ji shook his head solemnly.
After vomiting blood that day, I was in a coma for two days before I woke up. I also saw a famous doctor in the city. There was nothing I could do. I was so angry and depressed that I could still talk for the first few days. Now I am so thin that I can't sleep most of the day.
In a coma.
They are the advisers who are now in charge of military affairs. As for the three sons, the eldest son Yuan Tan is in Jixian County, Youzhou. There has been no news since Liu Bei entered the army. The second son Yuan Xi is in Taiyuan, Bingzhou. After he was besieged by Lu Bu,
No more news came out, and I didn't even know whether Taiyuan was missing or not. Traffic between the two places was completely cut off.
The third son Yuan Shang, Yuan Shao's favorite, has been staying in Jizhou. He went to Nanpi a while ago, but there is no news. As for his wife and so on, they are all in Yecheng. Now they are trapped in Ganling.
In response, it is the dilemma of the earth and the earth not working properly.
"Let's go to the meeting hall. The people sent out to find out the information are back."
When they arrived at the meeting hall, everyone who could come, including the military attache group headed by Qu Yi and the civilian army group headed by Xu You, came, and everyone wanted to know what was going on outside.
However, Yuan Shao is missing, and Yan Liangwen Chou who always stands by Yuan Shao's side is missing.
In the end, these two guys didn't come back, and I don't know whether they were alive or dead.
"Tell me what's going on outside."
"My lords, the blockade outside is not strict. There are indeed cavalry patrols everywhere. The villain was discovered not far from the city, but no one paid attention to me, so I just passed by."
"What!" Xu You was startled, then frowned and looked at the others, "Everyone, tell me, what does this mean?"
"Hey...hehe." This laughter was three-quarters helpless, seven-cent desolate, and six-cent bitter. Xun Chen shook his head and smiled without saying anything.
"Do you know how many troops are surrounding you?" Xu You gritted his teeth and continued to ask.
"The army... there is indeed a military camp, but it is not surrounding us. The main purpose there is to capture the fleeing soldiers. Moreover, no one controls the entry and exit. I even went close to take a look."
"I think people don't think much of us." Xun Chen spoke this time, but the meaning behind his words really hit everyone present.
"Impossible!" Guo Tu suddenly stood up from his seat, his face uglier than his dead father.
The word "impossible" means that it is impossible for Wang Xuan to look down on them, or it means that it is impossible for Wang Xuan to do this.
Anyway, he absolutely cannot accept that he and others are ignored.
Who are these people?
He is a famous person from a great family in the world!
He is famous all over the world!
Over the years, traveling all over the world, I have been cheered and supported, praised and worshiped, and entertained with banquets all the time. Only people are afraid that I am not qualified to entertain them. I have never been treated coldly by anyone, even by the Yuan family who has four generations and three fathers.
They have never been the only ones to reject others, and no one has ever rejected them.
Take Xu You as an example. He participated in the rebellion of Jizhou and abolished the establishment of Emperor Ling, and participated in the election of Liu Yu as emperor and other activities that affected the general trend of the world. As long as he is a scholar, no one will know him.
Xun Chen, a descendant of Xunzi, is one of the Eight Dragons of the Xun family.
For people like them who claim to be famous all over the world, even if Wang Xuan scolds them, beats them, and humiliates them vigorously, he cannot accept this kind of complete disregard. The contrast is too big and hurtful.
They have pride.
"Nothing is impossible." Xun Chen laughed miserably, "Let's wait, even if they surrender, will Liu Bei still use us?"
"this……"
"It's impossible. Even though my brother Xun Yue is under Liu Bei's command,..."
Xun Chen didn't say the rest of the story, but those present here knew in their hearts that Liu Bei was very wary of the aristocratic family.
But none of this can be blamed on Liu Bei, whose surname is Liu after all!
People from aristocratic families like them played a huge role in bringing the Han Dynasty to this stage. Although Li Ru, who poisoned Liu Bian to death, could reach a high position under Liu Bei, they couldn't.