"Am I discussing with you who is stronger, ice or fire? It's so serious!
Sister, I was wrong."
Hao Yun covered his head and lay quietly on the ground, stepping on his body with a pair of white and tender feet on his back. Although the opponent's size was completely out of proportion to his own, it seemed that he could break free and kill the opponent with just one effort.
but
Hao Yun actually knew.
Most of the people who think that I can fight back are young people who have never experienced social beatings. It is absolutely impossible for me to have such an idea!
After all, we are already a mature social person!
Isn’t the sign of maturity that you have accepted the cruelty of society?!
As for male dignity and so on.
Anyway, this was not the first time that he was stepped on by this little Luoli. Thinking of this, Hao Yun immediately lay down on the ground with peace of mind.
Don't say it yet
In this summer when people are restless and the air is hot, the ice-cold floor makes me calm down involuntarily. Well, actually, I lie on the ground because I like this feeling.
"Huh, pay attention to the way you speak!"
Tushan Yaya put her hands on her hips and stepped on Hao Yun's back with one foot and said proudly.
"Yes, yes, eldest sister is awesome, eldest sister's ice magic is the most powerful!"
Hao Yun immediately said flatteringly.
"Hmph~"
Tushan Yaya crossed her arms and raised her feet with a proud look on her face.
Hao Yun slowly got up and looked at Tushan Yaya with a hint of imperceptible contempt in his eyes.
Sure enough, little girls are easy to fool.
Especially for this little girl, it seems even more natural that she is so big and brainless.
Thinking about it this way, Hao Yun suddenly felt that he was quite chauvinistic. After all, how could a man like himself bully a big-breasted and brainless little Luoli?
"Everyone, it's time to eat."
Sakuya's timely arrival prompted.
Although these days, due to Sakuya, Xiao Se and the otaku's inseparable takeaway have completely broken off, but this soup tastes really good~
"Suck~"
Xiao Se took a deep sip of the mushroom soup. It was fresh and smooth, with an aura of wilderness.
"So you came here anxiously because your body was on fire?"
Xiao Se looked at Hao Yundao with disdain.
"Yes, boss, I'm on fire. I feel like my whole body is on fire. Even the monsters in our world can't set fire."
"The monsters in your world are really rubbish."
Tushan Yaya couldn't help but complain.
"Uh~ Okay, eldest sister is right, the monsters in our world have indeed brought shame to the monster clan." Hao Yun said helplessly.
"Hmph~"
Tushan Yaya made a proud sound and looked very proud.
"But I'm an ordinary person. I can release flames. Boss, I won't be caught and sliced into pieces, right?!"
Hao Yun said with panic on his face.
"It's just releasing flames. What's weird? I've seen a world where whatever you like to eat will mutate your body's organs into something." Xiao Se said with a tongue-in-cheek mouth.
"Let me go, is there such a weird world?"
Tushan Yaya was confused.
"Of course, if you like to eat ramen, that person becomes a ramen person. Some people like to drink chrysanthemum tea, and then their mouth turns into a chrysanthemum."
Xiao Se spread his hands and continued to talk nonsense.
"Sure enough, the world is so big and full of wonders~"
Even though the master is so knowledgeable, I can't help but sigh.
"Nonsense."
Yakumo Purple curled her lips, indicating that she didn't want to believe a single punctuation mark.
"But boss, what will happen if someone likes to eat a certain kind of protein and amino acids mixed with tadpole-like creatures?"
Hao Yun asked with a mean look on his face.
The bleak expression suddenly stiffened.
"Brother Xiao Se, what kind of creatures are these tadpole-like creatures mixed with protein? Are they also monsters? Are they delicious?"
Tushan Yaya raised her head and asked with confusion.
"Um um um, Yu also wants to know?"
Nero echoed, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.
But judging from the expressions of the two of them.
Tushan Yaya really didn't know what Hao Yun was talking about, but Nero just pretended to be confused, which was entirely intentional.
"It's delicious. It's very delicious. Let me tell you, the boss has it. It's absolutely delicious and nutritious."
Hao Yun smiled darkly and whispered.
"Boom~"
"Ouch~"
Hao Yun cried out in pain while covering his head which was knocked by Xiao Se.
"Ahem, Yaya, you are still young and don't need to know so much."
Xiao Se coughed twice and said awkwardly.
Bastard Hao Yun, you didn’t see there were children here, what kind of shady car were you driving!
"Brother Xiao Se, I'm already several hundred years old, I'm not young anymore!"
Hearing Xiao Se say that she was young, Tu Shan Ya Ya stood up immediately and said with dissatisfaction.
Two car lights that did not fit the frame were shaking up and down.
seem
It's indeed a bit too small.
He quickly shook his head, how could our thoughts be so dirty!
"The body size of our Tushan fox demon clan is determined by the amount of demon power, and the amount of demon power is determined by the perception of love. If I want to grow up, all I need is a vigorous love relationship!"
As if she was afraid that others would misunderstand her, Tushan Yaya raised her head and explained to the people present.
Of course, there is still a word left unsaid.
That is, the fox demon can also grow up through normal processes, but according to that standard, I am really a child who has not yet reached adulthood, so I don’t want others to know that I am young!
"Yeah, yeah, Yaya, you are the best."
Xiao Se's words immediately made the little fox demon's proud tail almost rise to the sky, but he had forgotten what he had asked Xiao Se before.
Xiao Se secretly exclaimed that it was dangerous.
If I really want to continue asking, I really don’t know what to say.
But having said that, if there really is a monster that likes to kill hundreds of millions of people every minute, what will she become in that world where she eats whatever she mutates?
Become human?
It’s scary to think about thieves!
"Um~ Mr. Yu thinks you are changing the subject~"
Nero said in a tone that sounded like his mother had already seen through everything.
"Ara, although I want to tease little Luoli, but there are so many of us here, I feel embarrassed~"
Yakumo Zi looked at Xiao Se with a smile, and her eyes made Xiao Se feel like he was being seen through.
"What are you teasing~"
Tushan Yaya seemed to have thought of something and immediately sat down again with her face covered and her cheeks flushed, but she didn't dare to raise her head.
Desolate
So, it’s me who is being teased by Ji Huo, okay? Why are you so shy?
"Okay, Hao Yun, you don't need to worry. If you can control the flame, the flame will be fine. It's not a big deal." Xiao Se said nonchalantly.
Not to mention, it is still unknown whether Hao Yun’s unknown father is the Suzaku, even if it is indeed the legendary sacred beast Suzaku.
Under the special rules of that world, Tushan Yaya was able to pull up the Suzaku and hang the hammer!
What a coward!
"How can you not be afraid? Boss, I'm just an ordinary person."
Hao Yun picked up the mushroom soup and took a big sip. He prepared to continue talking with a grimace, but found Xiao Se looking at him.
"What's wrong, boss?"
"Is the mushroom soup delicious?"
"It tastes delicious. Where did you buy these mushrooms? You can let me take some back when I go back."
Hao Yun smacked his lips and said.
"No, boss, I'm just an ordinary person, that"
Sakuya turned her head elegantly to look at Hao Yun and then slowly said: "This gentleman who calls himself an ordinary person, this mushroom is a poisonous mushroom picked by a black and white mouse from the magic forest, although it is very delicious.
But theoretically speaking, ordinary people will be poisoned to death or have indescribable hallucinations if they take a sip of the soup."