As soon as he returned to his original world, Yasuo suddenly made an exaggerated expression and said.
"Scared to death? You were the happiest among us just now."
Xiao Chuhe crossed his arms and said with a speechless expression.
During the battle on Cake Island, he, Wuming and even Cu Chulainn actually had reservations.
When fighting, it's all about clicking.
Otherwise, Wuming's last move, Wanjian Guizong, would not have been hidden.
These are not the only skills I have in the Mystical Realm of Divine Movement. After all, what I am best at is not using the Tianji Stick, but swordsmanship!
But this guy Yasuo
Although I don’t know how much power this guy used, he is really happy!
Even now, Xiao Chuhe felt that his mind was still buzzing, and Yasuo's devilish smile when he used the forward slash kept echoing in his mind.
Damn, this is really brainwashing!
"Ha, am I happy? Am I happy? I am practicing the swordsmanship of the wind!"
Yasuo said with a somewhat erratic look in his eyes.
"Oh~ So if you want to change your career to playing suona, you also need to practice the wind kendo →_→?"
Xiao Chuhe said with disdain.
"What do you know? Thousand-year-old pipa, ten-thousand-year-old zither, and suona can bring peace to the world. It's none of your business what matters between us musicians."
Yasuo countered.
"Brother Wuming, let's switch to playing suona together!"
Yasuo looked at Wuming expectantly.
There is no such musical instrument as the suona in Valoran.
Otherwise, I would have carried a suona with me.
After all, from birth to the first seven years, after beheading someone, you can also give the other person some salvation. Fan'er feels so happy just thinking about it!
"Ahem, sorry, I think I'm better suited to Erhu."
Although he was very tempted, Wuming still refused.
Suona is really what I like, but its shortcomings are too obvious.
That's just talking!
If you play the suona every time you appear, how can you make those enemies turn around?
"That's right. After three years of playing the piano and five years of playing the harp, an erhu can break my waist. I play the suona and you play the erhu. This is the perfect combination between the two of us. As expected, brother Wuming, you are thinking about everything."
nameless
It’s not me, I didn’t think about it, don’t talk nonsense!
"Okay, okay, where did you learn so many dirty words? Who doesn't know your name?"
Xiao Chuhe said with a look of disgust.
That's it
It's one thing to know Torso's name.
But being on the same team as Torso is a completely different story.
Mudd, the blood pit!
"Hey~ Actually, I think there is definitely something wrong with you, Boss Xiao!"
Yasuo looked at Xiao Chuhe and said with an unhappy expression.
"Oh, tell me."
Xiao Chuhe looked at Yasuo, wanting to see what Yasuo had to say.
"Men either put on military uniforms to protect their families and the country, or they put on suits to strategize and run in shopping malls. Boss Xiao, you are neither involved in either. I think you should put on women's clothes. With your figure, you will definitely bring trouble to the world."
~”
Yasuo said seriously.
"Hahahahaha, I think what Yasuo said makes sense!"
Cu Chulainn laughed.
The key is to just laugh. The key is to smile while still sizing up Xiao Chuhe's figure and appearance, as if you are really considering how the other person will look after putting on women's clothes.
Xiao Chuhe
Two idiots, can you be more reliable? Let’s see how calm Mr. Nameless is!
"Hey~"
Wuming glanced at Xiao Chuhe and sighed deeply.
Xiao Chuhe
Why don't you think about it? I, Xiao Chuhe, am a good man. How could I do something like that?
"As the Yong'an King of Beili, I have naturally put on military uniforms to protect my family and country. My Yuelai Inn has been opened in several worlds. I'll leave this women's clothing to you Yasuo, but just
You look like a wilted cucumber, it’s better not to do it, otherwise it will be bad if you scare the three female ghosts in the haunted house next door, tsk tsk~”
Yasuo
What is wilted cucumber?
This is called maturity. Do you understand maturity?
I am not yet thirty years old this year!
Then, Yasuo stopped talking completely.
I always feel like my heart is being stabbed.
"By the way, have you noticed anything wrong since you first came back?"
Suddenly Cu Chulainn said with a puzzled look.
"When you say that, it's true." Xiao Chuhe also said.
"Hey~"
Wuming sighed, took out his erhu and played it slowly.
"Can you two stop being so surprised? It would be weird if something goes right here one day!"
"No, I smell a smell, it seems to be the smell of a beautiful woman."
Cu Chulainn closed his eyes and looked intoxicated.
"The wind comes from the sunflower field, but the fragrance of the sunflowers carries a body fragrance. They are indeed beauties, and they are three newcomers!"
Xiao Chuhe closed his eyes and said solemnly.
Yasuo
"That's too mysterious!"
Yasuo felt that the two people in front of him were absolutely crazy.
Damn it, I can't even calculate how big this room is now. Although the Sunflower Field is the closest to here, it's impossible to know that there are newcomers just by smelling it, and you can also tell that they are three beauties.
?
Is that a dog nose?
No, even a dog’s nose isn’t that awesome!
Immediately, Yasuo shivered inexplicably and looked at Xiao Chuhe and Xiao Chuhe in confusion.
At this moment, Xiao Chuhe and Cu Chulainn stared at Yasuo closely.
"Did I say something wrong?"
"That's right, but you can doubt my strength, Cu Chulainn, but you can't doubt my professionalism. Learn about Celtic mythology and Celtic cannons!"
Yasuo
"Make a pot of fine wine and drink a cup of strong tea. Elegant people will naturally do elegant things. In the Wangyou Pavilion in Tianqi City, I have smelled more women than you have ever seen."
Xiao Chuhe said slowly.
Yasuo
Mad, I always feel like you two bastards are the winners in life!
"Takumi, you're here just in time, tell me, are there any new people here today?"
Seeing Fujiwara Takumi, Xiao Chuhe stopped him and asked.
"Ah, it seems so. I heard Xiaoqing Xiaobai say before that there seemed to be three birdmen with white wings. They might be legendary angels." Fujiwara Takumi touched his head and said.
"Woooooo~"
The sound of the shakuhachi sounded slowly, complementing the sound of the unknown erhu.
The wind whistled.
The clothes on Yasuo's body were fluttering in the wind in an extremely strange way.
"The so-called wanderer is like a breeze that blows into the flowers and stirs up a burst of petals. I am still very curious about angels~"
"咻咻咻~"
The next moment, Yasuo's entire body turned into afterimages driven by the strong wind and ran towards the direction of the sun flower field.
"I heard that he said before that he wanted to date an angel."
Xiao Chuhe spoke calmly.
The four people present looked at each other speechlessly for a moment~