Chapter 732 Talking about Tang Sanzang and King Yan Luo
Wenwen News.
In recent days, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper, Sheming Wanwen, risked his life to compile the news he got into the newspaper. Please be careful.
In a Yakumo house whose location is unknown, there lives a monster sage.
Sleepy in spring, tired in summer, and taking naps in autumn are the normal life of Yakumo.
In fact, it's just laziness.
Let me tell you quietly, although Yakumo looks very plump
Yes, she is really plump and has a lot of flesh on her body~
After all, if you don’t love sports as much as Wenwen, how can you maintain a good figure~
Rumor has it that Yakumo is very old, and there are poems to prove it!
First there was Zi Ma and then there was Heaven. Zi Ma was still before Tian Fu Dao. Now she is seventeen years old, and one year is counted for every time she controls chaos.
If we count 5.6 billion years as one calamity, then the heaven and earth will come into existence and perish; 480 million calamities will be countless calamities, and one infinite calamity will be chaos, so
Rumor has it that Yakumo and Saigyouji Yuyuko have a son. His name is Youmu. In order to hide the identity of a girl, Fumifumi actually saw her standing last time.
Seeing the dark history about Yakumo Murasaki written in the newspaper, at this moment, both Yasuo and Wuming were silent.
I guess it's really big news.
"Hey~ life is short, why do some people always like to take shortcuts!"
This guy Shemei Fumimaru is really running wildly on the road to death!
I remember in the earliest days, this guy Semeimamaru was gossiping about the relationship between Godzilla, Ghidorah and Mothra.
Mainly because Ghidorah is female.
Then
Then justice comes from heaven.
Sheming Wenwan was directly burned, if he hadn't bought insurance from Yggdrasil.
That time, the Sheming Wenwan was probably gone.
later
Later, Sheming Fumimaru publicly expressed doubts about the aesthetics of the Demon King, Sun Wukong.
Then he was beaten to death with a stick.
After that, he was resurrected from the World Tree again.
After that, he tried to commit suicide countless times.
But no matter how many times he tries to die, the opponent can always be resurrected from the World Tree.
God knows how much insurance the other party bought!
However, given the nature of the other person's job, it seems appropriate to buy more insurance.
It wasn't until not long after that an administrator surnamed Xiao, who did not want to be named, appeared in real time to announce how much resurrection insurance Sheming Wenwan had purchased.
Everyone was basically in despair.
There is no way to die!
Let's put it this way, if I kill her once a day.
The other party can be resurrected for one year without interruption.
The most important thing is that the number of resurrection insurances is increasing every day, which makes everyone who was exposed to the news hate it.
But there is nothing you can do!
There is no way, people can do whatever they want when they have money!
Moreover, there are not many people who can match the speed of Shemingwenwan and go out to find trouble for the other party.
This time, the news broke about Yakumo Murasaki.
In other words, age should be the most important thing for women.
Do you want to move a small bench and squat in front of the newspaper office next door?
Maybe we can see a tabloid reporter stripped naked tomorrow.
Next door to the unknown house.
A girl wearing a special hat and holding a stick of repentance in her hand.
At this moment, the girl had a straight face and looked at the person blocking her way with vigor!
Yang Jian has been running rampant for so many years, and this is the first time that someone can stand in front of him!
"Monk, get out of the way!"
Shiki Yingji said with a stern face.
"Amitabha, the road is facing the sky, each one walks on one side. This road is walked by each of us. Relatively speaking, the poor monk is a little heavier than you, girl, so his contribution is a little bigger than you.
If you want to get out of the way, you have to get out of the way!"
Tang Sanzang smiled at Siji Yingji.
"It's sophistry when you open your mouth. Don't you think there's nothing you can say from the mouth of a monk?"
Shiki Yingji looked at Tang Sanzang with wide eyes.
But immediately, Shiki Yingji's expression was stunned.
"You haven't told a lie?!"
Shiki Yingji was shocked!
As Yama Luo, I can see the crimes committed by all living beings.
Of course, look for people everywhere in the Yang Realm and explain that the mistakes they have made are not because you want to exercise the power of Yama.
I just want them to sincerely repent.
After all, most people will probably die.
After death, even the smallest lie will be punished in the underworld.
And if you are hit by your own penitence stick, the other party's crimes will continue to diminish.
In other words, although I am hated by most people, what I do is actually a good thing.
"Amitabha, monks should refrain from greed and anger. This poor monk has never said any lies in his life. Little girl, can you help this poor monk see what other crimes he has committed?"
"Step aside!"
Yan Luo pursed her lips and said unhappily.
In the past, when I saw people like this without a trace of crime, I would always be quite kind.
But I don’t know why, when I see this monk, I always want to beat him!
So angry~
"Amitabha, girl, please don't go. This poor monk is actually guilty. Sometimes he is afraid of stepping on an ant when he walks.
You know, who knows how many ants were trampled to death when traveling such a long distance to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
And, you know what?"
At this point Tang Sanzang paused.
Shiki Yingji┌┐
"You can live forever if you eat the meat of a poor monk. Those monsters are crazy and want to eat the meat of a poor monk. Humans are born from human beings, demons are born from demons. All living beings in the world have spirituality.
The monk does not kill the evil spirits, but these evil spirits come to seek death. Amitabha, the poor monk is guilty!"
Shiki Yingji
So are all monks so talkative?
"Oh, also, the poor monk saved the Monkey King Sun Wukong before, and at that time the Five Fingers Mountain exploded with a bang~"
Shiki Yingji
So, the explosion of Wuzhishan has something to do with me. I am just a Yan Luo, the kind who specializes in being cute. Could you please stop pulling my clothes?
I need to get out of here!
"Come on, read it to me, and it will explode with a bang. It's not a beng, and it's not a bing~"
Yan Luo
I couldn't bear it any longer, so I couldn't help but hold the penitence stick in my hand tightly.
"Amitabha, it was said at that time~'
"Bang~"
"Amitabha, little girl, why did you hit the poor monk?"
Tang Sanzang touched his smooth bald head and asked with some confusion.
"mosquito."
"Hey, when it comes to mosquitoes, the poor monk reminds me of how many mosquitoes that have sucked the blood of the poor monk have been killed over the years~"
"Can you let me go, oo~"
"Amitabha, what is this?"
Then Tang Sanzang grabbed a newspaper with a look of confusion on his face.
"This is nonsense. This kind of reporter is committing a heinous crime and must be preached to!"
The moment she saw the newspaper, Shiki Yingji seemed to see the evil that had turned into reality.
"Amitabha, the poor monk also feels that he needs to be preached!"
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, with a look of compassion on his face.
Immediately, Tang Sanzang and Siji Yingji looked at each other.