"A long time ago, there was an orange cat who ruled the universe. At that time, the orange cat was the belief of all living things in the universe, until one day the orange cat got hungry and swallowed the entire universe."
"Mom, do you think our Garfield is that powerful orange cat?"
"Of course not, dear, this is just a story my mother made up for you. Go to sleep."
"All right"
The screen turned around, and a blond middle-aged woman dressed in a British style from the 1920s to 1930s was telling a bedtime story to her dear little daughter who was about five years old.
The blonde housewife is called Anna Carter
She watched her lovely daughter get into bed, turned off the light, and said to her daughter at the door of the station: "Good night, my dear."
The blond Loli obediently slipped into her bed, waved to her mother: "Good night, Mom" and then turned to the orange cat beside her window sill who was looking out the window in a daze and said: "Garfield
,Good night!"
Orange Meow did not look back but silently gave the girl a caring look: "I understand, go to sleep, Peggy."
Watching the girl fall asleep, Garfield sighed. A second ago, he was listening to the pitiful and unwilling screams of his elder brother who was beating a wolf and being hacked to death by the remaining blood boss. How could it turn into
A young giant orange.
Garfield didn't understand. He was obviously just a fat boy born in 9102. He drank Fat Boy Happy Water every day, played various games, and lived a single life.
When he became self-aware, it was already in the kitchen cabinet of Penny's house. He didn't know what happened to this little milk cat that seemed to be just one month old. What Garfield was wondering was that there was no smell of other cats around him, only one.
Something purple that resembles an eggshell.
It smelled so delicious that Garfield couldn't resist his hunger and ate the weird purple eggshell.
After eating the eggshells, he walked out of the cabinet and was discovered by Anna and Peggy, mother and daughter. He was captured by the mother and daughter who were overflowing with maternal instincts.
Oh no, according to the logic of cats, they should be welcoming my arrival.
In fact, Garfield has generally accepted the reality that he is now a cat in a very short period of time, but he still needs to adapt to some principle issues.
for example
Don’t wipe when you poop
Want to eat mice
licking paws
play with tail
"Ding, the Dajuweizhongzhutianwanjie live broadcast system has been started, do you want to install it?"
"whether"
What the hell? Is this the culprit who allowed himself to time travel?
I won't be fooled by you
"Go away, meow"
"whether"
"roll"
"whether"
"roll"
For 108 consecutive rounds, Garfield chose to let the system go. In the end...
"The system is disliked by the host and enters sleep mode"
Finished
Garfield continued to dwell in his sorrow. He had promised to be reborn and reach the pinnacle of his life. Even if it turned out to be a chicken-less talk, he could at least have a lily. Then he turned into an orange cat, and
You may bear the risk of having your balls cut.
However, none of this mattered. When his cat was one year old, spring blossomed and everything on the earth came to life. When animals came into estrus, he had sex with the neighbor's cat, and his life would have been doomed.
Looking down at the small oo between his two hind legs, Garfield swore that he must hold on.
Meow…
The delicate cry of a neighbor's cat came from outside the window, and Garfield's heart suddenly trembled. What a beautiful sound his cat made.
Forehead…
￣△￣
No, I have to hold on tight and I absolutely cannot continue.
Garfield jumped down from the window sill and came to the bedside of Penny, his little poop shoveler. Listening to Penny's even breathing, he blocked his ears and Peggy closed her eyes.
His eyes were closed, but Garfield still couldn't sleep. Thinking back to his past life, he couldn't help but shed tears.
A cat can only live for more than ten years. He will never be able to eat skewers, cold skin, steamed buns, pancakes, spicy soup, tofu brain, braised pork, spicy soup, steamed buns...
I can no longer hear Xudong Laoxian and my elder brother playing competitions, eating chicken and playing CS for free.
But Garfield still sticks to his heart, and Sun Yifeng will always be my big brother.
That's it
Garfield subconsciously licked the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and if he couldn't eat it, he would just dream about it.
Early the next morning, Garfield was dreaming that a new VR version of the movie was released in District 11, and he was...
Hey
A Japanese girl greets her and rubs the yellow cat hair on her head!
Feeling that something was wrong, Garfield opened his eyes and looked around. In front of him, it turned out that Peggy, the little shit shoveler, had woken up and was rubbing his head.
Okay, I understand, shit shovel, if you give me a good massage, I won't care about you disturbing my sleep. After all, five-year-old blond Paige's soft hands make Garfield very comfortable.
But Garfield obviously underestimated the power of a naughty child. Peggy took out a child's toy hat from the side and said: "Come on Garfield, let me put on a cute hat for you."
The reaction speed of a cat is seven times that of a snake, so it is still very easy to deal with a child like Peggy.
He jumped directly from Peggy's pillow to the bed, giving Penny a proud back. Of course, he didn't forget to slap Peggy's little face with his tail before leaving.
Naturally, Peggy was unwilling to shout: "Garfield, don't run away."
However, Garfield decisively chose to leave, walked out through the crack in the door, and began to patrol his territory.
As a cat, you have the responsibility to protect your own territory, prohibit other cats from entering your territory, and drive away those mice that spread viruses.
Why do you think I know this is the UK? It’s because Peggy’s family speaks English and the radio is also in English. I’m grateful that I studied hard back then, and I’ve watched so many local movies that I know a few classic English words, Fake, hello.
, Oye or something.
Actually, I really know that the weather is different in the UK. The islands in Eastern Europe and the weather humidity are different. As a book fan who has studied Harry Potter, I can still guess this situation.
We knew that Peggy's family was in good condition, but we really learned about Peggy's family business when Garfield was later brought to Peggy's manor.
The feeling of living in a palace-like courtyard in London is just because it is convenient for work.
I saw that Peggy’s home was not only luxuriously decorated but also had a butler.
He was the kind of old man with a white beard in the movies, who was very rigid and serious. Later, after Garfield learned English, he learned that the entire family of Butler Philip had been working for the Carter family for ten generations.
By the way, there are many maids in Peggy's house, and Garfield's favorite thing is to look up when he passes by them.
＜(＾－＾)＞
Garfield felt that as a cat, there was always something wrong with him. For example, he always felt underfed, wanted to eat everything he saw, and was naturally arrogant towards cats of his own kind.
It's like looking at a very low-end species.
Why?
Pulling the grilled steak into his mouth, Garfield hurriedly left before the butler came to the kitchen. After all, it was prepared for guests, like a guy named Churchill.
"Oh my God, why is the steak missing?"
Garfield, who had just jumped to the roof outside the kitchen, heard Phillip's shout.
How can I eat your steak?
Just as he was getting carried away with his face, he heard a woman's voice behind him asking him: "Are you happy to be naughty like this?"