In 0.1 seconds, Garfield filtered more than ten excuses in his mind, all of which were rejected by himself. As a cute orange cat, being cute is the key to victory.
So
Pretend not to wake up, just lie down somewhere.
However, the two elf girls spotted Garfield pretending to sleep at a glance, and they surrounded Garfield.
"What's going on, prince?"
"Do you want to explain?"
Ma Ye
Is there any explanation for this? Obviously you two should stop bullying me, this cute little orange.
"Meow meow meow?"
Angie picked up Garfield and said face to face: "If pretending to be stupid worked, there would be no castrated cats."
{⊙o⊙}…
It’s so scary. Is castrating a cat 00% common among the elves in the nine kingdoms?
Scared
Shivering
"No, I'm still an immature orange cat. You can just ask the guards what happened yesterday. I just remember that I was playing DJ and singing, and then I got drunk by you two."
Um
Fran seemed to have thought of something and her face turned slightly red. Angie rubbed Garfield's fat cat face and said, "It doesn't matter to us. Fran, do you know who it is? Let Odin propose marriage."
"What?"
Fran: "What?"
Garfield thought of the clones of the black goddess at home, Blackie, Queenie, Pema, and more importantly, the ancient giant Pando Godzilla who didn't come with him because he didn't like Odin.
He couldn't help but thought. As the saying goes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Garfield raised his head and looked like he was about to die: "I already have several people waiting for my wife at home, and there is also a wild goddess. You see, I am a
Scumbag, you can’t do this”
However, to Garfield's surprise, Fran and Angie not only showed no unpleasant expressions, but came over to Garfield curiously and asked, "Do you have a wild goddess at home?"
"What's her name?"
"Looks good or not"
"What does it look like"
"Cute or not"
"Ominous or not"
"Are there any claws?"
"Are there any scales?"
"Do you like eating meat?"
"Still vegetarian"
What? Garfield reminded them: "I think you two have missed the point. Look, I'm just a scumbag, but I'm broken."
Anji: "Many people like strong people"
Fran: "You can even attract wild goddesses, there must be something special about you"
Squatting on his big bed, which could accommodate five or six people, Garfield began to ponder one thing: why are these two elf girls looking so smart, why do they act so stupid? Have they been cursed? p>
Otherwise, why would you always surround me, a scumbag cat that is not yet an adult? It’s weird.
Garfield curiously asked Fran and Angie: "Don't you think I'm a scumbag for messing around with women like this?"
Anji shook his head: "As long as you are strong enough, no one will say anything about you. I think your father was also a first-class romantic figure back then."
Fran: "My little Bai's father has many wives"
Garfield thought of a place called Dead Rat Villa. Those who survived because there were not enough breeding rats could get several wives, but when they lost weight from overwork, the grills by the river might be their final destination.
Home.
Could it be that one day, I would take my family to the riverside, and then they would eat hot pot, sing songs, and watch me spinning on the fire?
Scared the cat
Shrinking her neck subconsciously, Fran continued to question, and Garfield told them the image and information of Xiao Hei.
Looking at Xiaohei's holographic projection and information, Fran and Anji looked at each other inexplicably.
Angie whispered to Garfield: "It's Black Panther, right?"
Garfield nodded: "What's wrong?"
Fran: "We know her"
Anji: "I heard that she was cheated when she went out to play some time ago and was even beaten."
Fran: "I'm so miserable"
Huh?
"I don't know when I'm smashing it." After thinking about it carefully, Garfield thought of the legendary story of Blackie going to play in the multiverse and coming back crying, so Garfield asked Fran and Anji in a low voice: "Is it her true identity?"
Going to the multiverse and being bullied?"
Fran and Anji nodded
"That's right"
"That's it"
Occasionally
Xiaohei, Xiaohei, what did you do when you went out? Does the entire Marvel Universe know that you lost the leopard?
As Xiaohei's nominal husband, Garfield took out the melon seeds, peanuts, and small bench from his pocket based on the principle of caring for her. After preparing everything, he asked Fran and Anji: "What is the specific situation? Tell us.
Just say it"
Fran and Angie snatched some peanuts and melon seeds from Garfield's hands. Two elves and a cat sat cross-legged together. Angie took out a small notebook from her pocket and turned to one of the pages.
"According to legend, it may not be true. The first world the Black Panther went to after coming out of our universe was called..."
Before Fran could finish speaking, the door to Garfield's room was pushed open again, and it was Fandral who was beaten out by the two elves just now.
Garfield stared at Fandral with an angry face: "If you don't give me a suitable reason, I will scratch your face."
Fandral looked at the two angry elves, and looked at Garfield with his claws popping out. He swallowed his cigarette and saliva. Anyway, things are going to be dead at this point: "Your Highness, your father ordered me to find you." p>
Um
Odin
What happened to him?
Hearing that it was Odin who asked Fandral to come for him, the anger on the faces of the two elves dissipated. Although they were a little skinny, they were kicked out by the elves to attend this banquet to let their families relax for a while. This is Asgard.
God King Odin’s face must be given.
Garfield watched with some disappointment as Angie put away her little notebook, and then the two elf girls got up and went to wash up, leaving space for Fandral and Garfield.
"Fandral, if my godfather hadn't called me, we wouldn't have finished this matter. Let's tell you what happened."
Scratching the back of his head, Fandral knew that he had offended the third prince of Asgard the next day. As for why, even fools knew that, although Fran and Anji were famous skinners, they were also among the best among elves.
A big girl, and more importantly, Fran’s status is not low.
"Your Highness, someone sneaked into the Immortal Palace yesterday. The God King asked me to tell you about it."
What?
Garfield was immediately startled: "Invading Asgard, what a joke, Asgard's technology is not low, don't tell me that your defense system is not turned on."
Fandral: "It's open, even D
aScan is turned on"
Garfield: "You didn't find out yet?"
Fandal shook his head: "No"
Garfield: "Where are the patrolling guards?"
Fandral: "Everything is fine"
Garfield: "Then tell me the specific situation from beginning to end."
Fandral's old face turned red. This is the second time today that he has to tell something embarrassing about himself.
Looking at Garfield's sharp claws, he firmly believed that a tragic word would appear on his face if he didn't give an explanation.
"After I sent His Highness Thor back to his room last night..."
After talking about his embarrassing things and Odin's attitude, Garfield thought for less than a second, suddenly thought of something, and pointed to the door: "Fuluo fan"
