Ollivander was stunned. How to measure this? The magic tape measure was floating in the air blankly. It was obvious that it didn't know how to measure an orange cat.
Dumbledore was also stunned. In this situation, he didn't know how to continue to make the lie come true.
In Garfield's soul, Pandora laughed unbridled.
"Hahahahaha, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, hahahaha"
O(n_n)O hahaha~
The barrage is all filled with hahahahaha and mixed with other
"Olivered: What should I do?"
"You are making things difficult for me"
"Tape measure: I'm panicking now"
"...."
The two people and the cat stared there blankly for a long time. Dumbledore finally scratched his head and said: "Let's take it in the normal size first."
"Okay, that's all we can do"
Ollivander took out a long box and carefully took out a wand from inside: "Holly, eleven inches, inside is the dragon's heart tendon, which symbolizes purification, insistence on chastity, male strength, cleanliness, let your magic
More powerful"
Garfield's paw touched the wand, and a bolt of lightning appeared on the wand, instantly blowing Ollivander into an explosive head.
"Well, it seems this is not suitable for you, so wait a moment"
"Oak tree, twelve inches, with snake nerves inside, symbolizing victory and strength"
Garfield raised his claws again, and the bags under Dumbledore's eyes disappeared.
"It still doesn't work, then wait a moment"
"Oak, eleven and a half inches, dragon's heart tendon..."
After spending most of the day at Ollivander's, Garfield replaced more than 40 wands, which only made Ollivander's shop more confusing.
Ollivander's discomfort came to an end: "I, the Ollivander family, have never been able to make wands suitable for wizards. Guest, please wait while I go take a look at those ancient wands."
Ollivander got into his shop and heard the sound of things rummaging around inside, followed by the sound of things collapsing and Ollivander's cry of being hit.
Dumbledore, with bags under his eyes, shouted loudly: "Ollivander, my friend, how are you? Do you want help?"
"No need, I found it right away"
As if being suppressed by something, Ollivander's voice was a little unclear.
"Lao Deng, aren't you going to help? Meow"
Dumbledore took a breath and shook his head with a smoke ring sticking out of the bags under his eyes: "In addition to making first-class wands, the Ollivander family is also famous for their stubbornness. You don't need to go to help and just wait a moment."
Garfield felt that waiting was boring, so he might as well go watch the barrage.
"Critical Customer"
"I have to get Tom Riddle's wand"
"Are you stupid upstairs? Is Ollivander still following Dumbledore to ask for Fawkes' tail feathers?"
"What you said above is right, read the novels and movies carefully"
"Aunt Rowling will take care of you"
"You fake book lover"
"Hit the fake HP book fans, long live Iron Man, Wonder Woman will always be my wife"
"It's like meeting little sister Hermione and chatting with her about life"
"I found out that a lolita is controlling one person, and the brothers are copying the guy"
"Don't talk about Hermione, even Voldemort is still a tadpole"
"I really want to read the books about Grindelwald and Dumbledore"
"The anchor says something"
"The anchor is so cute"
"Anchor women's clothing bar"
Garfield was dazzled by the barrages of various texts. The only similarity was that Garfield had the highest demand for women's clothing. Occasionally, there would be a few wealthy people shouting for Garfield to open the window to recharge money.
“The anchor gives me a link to top up money and reward”
“If you don’t recharge the money, you will be cancelled~!”
"Ma Liudi lets the local tycoon reward you with 10,000 yuan"
"How can a local tycoon offer a reward of 10,000 yuan? Go away and the starting price is at least 100,000 yuan."
"How about 10,000 euros, bro"
"That's pretty much it"
"For a poor guy, starting at 100,000 is the right amount"
"A hundred thousand is a poor thing. If you ask me, the price starts at one million, and this is the price for this unseen version."
"It's a world of rich people, please give me a leg"
"Anchor, we are the FBI and want to talk to you"
"Anchor, we are cia and hope to make friends with you"
"Anchors, we KGB hope to drink vodka with you"
"I'm J.K. Rowling, can the anchor take me to the HP world?"
It’s so lively
After thinking about it, Garfield opened the backstage of the room and wrote on the bulletin board: "Watch my performance attentively"
As soon as the announcement was made, the screen in the live broadcast room was flooded again.
"The anchor appears"
"Live and breathe"
"Are anchors in big need of accessories?"
"Please hug the anchor husband"
"Anchor, are you Orange Meow?"
"If I can accept cross-species love"
"Anchor, I am willing to give birth to a kitten for you"
Crash bang clang
Ollivander walked out of the shop, their heads and bodies covered with dust. Ollivander walked out holding a simple wooden box: "Picky customers, come and see this wand"
The wooden box has a trace of golden lines and some reliefs engraved on it. Garfield doesn't know what kind of glyphs they are.
Ollivander took out his wand and muttered to the box. The lid of the box slowly opened, and a wand floated out.
Garfield stared at the wand. The dark golden wood grain had some strange lines, and there were some cloud patterns and symbols on it.
"This is a wand that my family bought from Chinese merchants in Byzantium a thousand years ago. This wand seems to be called Jinnan. It has not been sold. I don't know whether you, a picky person, can do it.
meet its requirements"
1,000 years ago?
The period of Tang Dynasty?
Maybe it was brought over by the merchant from the Western Regions on the Silk Road, and it ended up in the hands of the Ollivander family.
Garfield instantly became interested and put the cat's head over, looked at it carefully, then leaned over and sniffed.
There is a strong natural smell, a smell of gold, the scent of sandalwood and the sound of singing and dancing.
In Garfield's mind, a gorgeous palace rose from the ground, with carved beams, dragons, phoenixes, clouds, and flying beasts. Above the hall, the emperor in imperial robes sat on a dragon chair, and at his feet the ministers knelt and worshiped.
A flag on the main hall has the Chinese character Tang written on it.
Isn't this the golden nan pillar in the main hall of the Imperial Palace of the Tang Dynasty?
Σ(°△°
Are these Chinese things really destined to me?
Garfield's cat paws were lifted up, and the Golden Snake Demon War shined a few times, turning into a golden dragon that circled around Garfield for a few times, and then turned into a wooden ring to surround Garfield's body.
And on the paw.
Garfield raised his paws. Good guy, there is a hanging ring and a wand on the two paws. Can he use his bow left and right to enlarge his moves?
Garfield thought about the magic he remembered from those years of watching HP
"Flocks of birds"
A group of house finches flew out from in front of Garfield's cat's paw and wandered around Ollivander's wand shop before disappearing.
papapap
Ollivander and Dumbledore applauded
"Precise magic control"
"Beautiful magic"
"Dumbledore didn't lie to me. You are a wizard with advanced skills. I hope you will have the opportunity to restore yourself to your original appearance"
Dumbledore asked Ollivander: "How much does it cost, old friend"
Ollivander stretched out a finger
Dumbledore took out a gold galleons and handed it to Ollivander: "Here"
