The entire parliament hall was surrounded by thunder
The black-hearted scum who were still clamoring were trembling with fear, and some of them failed to control their sphincter.
Later
It is said
Due to a leakage in the parliament hall, many members of Congress temporarily lost control of their excretory organs and were hospitalized.
According to a meeting of human doctors: It was a very flavorful day, and that flavor will never be forgotten for a long time.
Later, the official announced the results of the investigation into the Hipaw Group. All members of Congress believed that the Hipaw Group was a good and responsible company. King Garfield was a role model in the universe with both ability and political integrity, and was a guide to lead the universe into a new era.
…….
Tens of thousands of words eloquently
The string of compliments made Garfield feel a little embarrassed, it was really embarrassing for the cat.
{^???^}
After Joan Gray gained a new understanding of her boss, she decided to change her strategy, from simply petting the cat to being in a state of total admiration.
And she has no intention of going to work recently, and is pestering Garfield every day to learn from him.
"Boss, just accept me as your disciple"
Garfield told Jean Gray, who was lying next to him and kowtowing, for the 200th time: "You can't learn this. Your bloodline power can't control the thunder."
Joan Gray: "Bloodline, what do you mean?"
Garfield: "My direct blood relatives had better be my descendants or something"
It’s clear that Joan Gray has no chance for heirs: “Does being a goddaughter count?”
"Doesn't count"
"Then the boss can give me some blood and it will be fine."
Garfield: "With a direct blood transfusion, there is an 80% chance that you will not be able to withstand the erosion of my bloodline and you will die violently."
Joan Gray: "Isn't that still 20 percent?"
Garfield continued to attack her: "Eighteen percent will turn into a monster, 100 percent will turn into a fool, and the remaining 1 percent will either mutate or succeed."
"Even if you succeed, you may not be able to perfectly inherit my power."
Joan Gray lay on the ground with a frustrated look on her face, and wailed unwillingly: "Is there no chance? It seems that he can look so handsome and send those scum to the hospital."
After thinking about the situation, Garfield thought of a way to allow Jean Gray to control the thunder. This method is a bit tricky and troublesome.
That is to give Jean Gray the right to use her own power in her own name. This requires Garfield to be in this universe and have enough divine power for him to guide.
Looking at Joan Gray who was rolling around on the stall, Garfield talked to her head and comforted her: "Okay, I have a way for you to use the power of thunder, but you must be prepared for the price." Price
I am already a cat slave, so what else do I want that I can’t give?
"Boss, look, I've been a cat slave my whole life. Is there any price I can't pay?"
Garfield frightened Jean Gray with a serious expression on his face: "You have to know that this road is not that simple. You have to regard me as your master. Even after death, your soul will belong to me, and you will be reincarnated in countless reincarnations."<
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Yeah
Qiong Gray raised her head and asked Garfield cautiously: "Boss, do you really have a soul?"
Garfield nodded: "Yes, there are gods in the universe, not powerful aliens but real gods"
"What about you, boss?"
"I am just a cute, kind, and weak orange cat"
{^???^}
So scary
d{?д??}
"Boss, to be honest, I have never seen anyone shameless in a drama. You are the first one."
Garfield stretched out his paw and pointed at the door: "Go away smoothly"
Joan Gray hugged Garfield's tail: "Boss, don't, it's just three lives, three lives or something, we will be your shit shoveler"
Looking at her boss jumping with his paw, Thunder Joan Gray immediately changed her mind: "Oh no, we are just a cat slave"
Watching the other party change his words, Garfield took back the thunder in his hand.
"In this case, I will accept you as a believer. My name is Garfield-Pando-Godzilla, also known as Garfield-Odinson. The two names each represent different power systems."
"Boss, your two names have different power systems?"
Garfield motioned to Joan Gray, who was lying on the ground, to straighten herself, and took out a small blackboard to explain to her.
"In the eyes of ordinary people, a name may be just a code name, but on the mysterious side, this name represents your body and soul."
"The gods and demons can trace your soul through your name and seize your body"
"God's name has divine power. When you slander, humiliate, curse, or pray, it will be conveyed to God."
"The gods will judge based on their own character and your piety whether to help you get through difficulties, whether to help you fulfill your wishes, change your destiny, give you strength, etc."
"The gods are divided into different systems according to their power. The general direction is life, death, light, and darkness."
"Then there are elements of metal, wood, water, fire, earth, wind, thunder, etc."
As Garfield talked, he wrote and drew on the small blackboard, allowing Joan Gray to have a deeper understanding of this knowledge.
After finishing explaining the power system, it was lunch time, and Garfield chose to pause to let her digest.
"That's it for today. In the afternoon I will explain to you the development of religion, what believers should do, basic rules, etc."
"Good"
Joan Gray was so happy that she followed Garfield to eat. Following Garfield, Joan Gray was still very happy.
It's good to have your own boss here. Not only do you not have to go to the company to deal with unnecessary chores, but you also don't have to worry about your own food and clothing. More importantly, you can occasionally scratch the orange liquid and get over it.
The addiction to petting cats.
When we arrived at the restaurant, the real food had been delivered, including braised pork ribs, Kung Pao chicken, stir-fried chicken gizzards, a large bucket of rice, and seafood soup.
There are fewer vegetables, but Garfield is still very satisfied.
After signaling Jean Gray and Qui-Gon Jinn to scoop up as much rice as he could eat, Garfield hugged the rice bucket and began to feast.
chew
chew
chew
Although the name is the original name of the dish, the ingredients are still carefully selected from all over the world, which is why Qiong Gray refuses to leave here.
Qui-Gon Jinn quickly took a few bites of the dishes, knowing that his hands full of these delicacies would enter the orange cat's bottomless pit-like stomach.
Eat without speaking
The two of them and the cat never spoke during lunch.
In the time it takes to talk, you'll miss several bites of food.
After lunch, it was lunch break time. Garfield lay happily on the soft mattress, enjoying the warm sunshine and the soft cushion. It would be better if there was not the snoring Joan Gray beside him.
A big girl is snoring like she's following a plane. I really don't know if she will get married in the future.
After the nap, there is afternoon tea, and finally, before dinner, take some time to talk to her about prayers and religious beliefs
