Is this orange cat afraid of anything? The answer is no, it’s just some cat hair. If it falls out, it won’t grow back..
"Sister, have mercy on me. For the sake of my young age, please let me go. I'm still young and haven't reached adulthood yet."
"Bah, you cats are 90 years old. You can't get by if you don't act cute."
Garfield: "Sister, I am an element-devouring beast, not a cat. Besides, if you don't believe it, take a look at the real underage orange element-devouring beast."
Show cuteness
Yes
Ilúvatar felt like she was going to vomit. She had never seen such a shameless person like Garfield. He was begging for mercy without forgetting to close his eyes and not look at Gandalf's face.
"Okay, I know how naughty you are. Let me first tell you how to make money this time you come to my world to cause trouble."
Garfield covered his eyes and said to Ilúvatar: "It was an accident that we came here. Besides, you see, Thorin was originally a happy and wealthy wealthy man. He could have lived a good life at home.
When Brother Eater sang this song, he was robbed by the evil dragon Smaug, and then became homeless. In order to find a place to live, his grandfather also died in the war, and his father had been missing for many years and was captured by Sauron."
"Then a down-and-out person who works everywhere to earn money to support his people ends up not even getting married, and has no offspring, so he works hard for most of his life and dies in front of his own home. Isn't that good╮╭"
Ilúvatar: "The life and death of all things in the world are like this. If Garfield did something wrong, don't go too far. Remember from now on that you are not allowed to go to worlds separated from other timelines, and then leave part of that little reptile behind.
You take the rest with you..."
Naturally, the little reptile was talking about Smaug, and Garfield scratched his head: "Well, what will eldest sister Smaug leave behind? I don't remember you getting married either?"
"Bah, stinky cat, what are you talking about? Leave some scales and rubber bands and the like, and take the rest with you"
It turned out to be Yang Zi that I imagined, this orange cat was a little disappointed...
"ok, I will take care of this"
"Okay, I'm going back, you can continue to clean up the stall you left behind"
"It's the eldest sister. Oh no, eldest sister. Morgoth's lackey Sauron came to see me. If he comes again, I can scratch him with my claws."
"As long as you have beaten them, Morgoth will do whatever you want. Anyway, I feel bad when I see them now. If I had known, I wouldn't have listened..."
What to listen to?
The keen orange cat felt that there was some gossip in this that could be dug up. What did Ilúvatar hear that attracted Morgoth and then destroyed the Maia Sauron he created?
Let’s leave after we finish talking. It’s not a big deal if the cat knows about it.
Alas
Just leave as soon as you say.
Gandalf rubbed his head and said to himself with some discomfort: "Oh, my God, it's so uncomfortable to be possessed by a god"
Garfield looked at the picture of Gandalf, an old man who had been living in Middle-earth for thousands of years, and complained: "Don't worry, you can't die."
After a while, Gandalf calmed down a little. He looked at the magic sand table where Garfield was monitoring the battlefield. He glanced around and found that only Smaug was digging holes and some elves, dwarves and humans were cleaning the battlefield. There was nothing else.
.
Oh
No, Gandalf discovered Thranduil and the others gathered on the Crow Territory. There was only one red enemy left on the entire sand table, and that was Azog.
Gandalf looked at the scene of Thorin and Azog fighting with some worry and said to Garfield: "Thorin and Azog are dueling, I'll go and see"
Garfield looked at Gandalf's anxious look and reminded him: "Don't get excited, there are so many people there, Azog can't do any tricks."
"But what if Azog becomes desperate and kills Thorin?"
Gandalf Garfield rolled his eyes at the image of Azog pointing at him: "If it wanted to die, it would have died a long time ago. Will it still challenge Thorin? It just wants to find a chance to survive, such as defeating Thorin with
Thorin's life comes to hold him"
After Garfield paused, Gandalf thought it made sense: "What he said makes sense, but I'm still worried. I don't think Sauron is willing to give up here easily."
Sauron
Garfield couldn't help but sneer
"What can he do? He has been tricked by Galadriel. It's not like you don't know the power of the Silmarillion. He has been temporarily expelled. It will not be able to regain much power in a short period of time, unless Morgoth
That guy did it himself, but Ilúvatar, your creator god, has just arrived, so that Morgoth may not dare."
While speaking, Garfield suddenly felt a pair of eyes peering at him again, and the power of the owner of these eyes belonged to dark power, just like when he saw the black ball-like Pando-Godzilla in the early stage.
