Chapter 566 When We Haven't Read Journey to the West
How to adjust
How could a smart orange cat end up in such a simple Shura field again?
Garfield pretended to be serious and spoke in a low tone.
"Chaos is undivided, the sky and the earth are chaotic, vast and indistinct, no one can see it.
Since Pangu broke through the Hongmeng, he opened up the distinction between purity and turbidity.
Encourage all sentient beings to look up to the Supreme Benevolence and discover that all things will be good.
If you want to know about the original power of creation, you must read Garfield's Love Story."
Langlang enough
There is chaos between heaven and earth
Boom
Diana punched Garfield in the head. If left outside, Diana's punch could break a 1-meter-thick concrete pillar. The people at home are also cosmic creatures, super creatures that can withstand absolute zero and cosmic radiation.
It's just that my head is a little reverberant.
Garfield: "Little wife, why are you hitting me?"
Diana reminds Garfield to "get to the point"
"Oh fine"
"Once upon a time, there was an orange cat who was born from a spiritual stone that patched the sky. From the moment it was born, there were many strange phenomena in the world.
.....The orange cat led the Huaguo Mountain and Shuilian Cave... In order to live forever, the orange cat traveled across mountains and rivers and crossed the ocean. After going through countless hardships, he came to Xieyue Cave in Sanqing Mountain.....
.Go through many trials and learn the magic of immortality.”
Peggy raised her hand and asked Garfield, "What is immortality?"
Garfield: "It's about living for many more years and becoming a god. Don't interrupt. I'll tell you slowly."
"When the orange cat was practicing in Xieyue Cave in Sanqing Mountain, he met a fairy made of white bones. One bone and one cat lived together. After learning, the two stayed together for a hundred years and developed a lasting relationship. Later, the orange cat missed his Huaguo Mountain.
The cats and monkeys then said goodbye to their master and returned to the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, but..."
Garfield transformed his magic into a simplified version of the Orange Cat and the Bone Demon, the Moon Rabbit and Chang'e, the Dragon Girl and Zixia and other fairies' super long emotional lines, including Orange Cat vs. Erlang Shen, Orange Cat vs. Astro Boy, Orange Cat
Cats versus oxygen-absorbing sheep and other wonderful fairy tales are told with added spice.
At the end, Garfield wiped the corners of his mouth, took out a bottle of ice-cold milk from his pocket and poured it into his stomach, "That's about it."
Peggy raised her hand and gave Garfield a gun butt, her eyes were red and "Sexy cat, you think we don't know what Journey to the West is, right~!" A fierce look appeared on Peggy's face.
Garfield had a calm expression and explained to himself, "You know the legend of Asgard in Northern Europe and the story of Dynana's Olympus?"
"What?" Paige asked.
Garfield: "Legends and stories are all based on some real existences. Although Journey to the West is a novel, it is similar to the legends of Diana and others in the Olympus system. It is somewhat surprising. Let me tell you, I actually know them."
There’s a nine-tailed fox.”
"Is it called Daji?" Queenie, who was listening to Garfield's nonsense, waved the wand in her hand and said, "I have seen the list of gods." The implication is that you are lying.
(〃＞ dishes＜)
It's really not good for my family to be too busy. They have read Journey to the West and The Legend of the Gods, which are similar to The Legend of White Snake. As a cat who has already thought of a countermeasure when telling the story at the beginning, how could he give up so easily?
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"It's called Daji or not. Daji just replaced someone else's name. This fox has existed since the beginning of the world. Its tail represents metal, wood, water, fire, earth, yin and yang, life and death, chaos, nine.
A collection of medium-sized powers, it is the all-powerful God of that world. Of course, its own personality is even worse than mine, and it likes to play tricks on people."
Diana held Garfield in front of her, face to face, eye to eye.
"Oh, little wife, what are you going to do to me?" Garfield looked shy.
Diana stared at Garfield's face and asked Garfield in a very serious tone, "Garfield, are you telling the truth?"
(⊙o⊙)…
It felt like Diana's expression was too serious. Could it be that she was just making it up, and what was really going on?
I am not a legendary god, and I cannot transform such an omniscient and omnipotent guy with just a few words. You have to know that even in a Shura field like the Marvel Universe, the things Garfield mentioned are all tasks shared by several big bosses.
"Yeah, sure, what's up?"
Now, Garfield chose to lie.
Diana grabbed Garfield's neck with one hand, and held the Vulcan Sword with the other hand and pointed it at Garfield's throat, "Tell me where it is~!"
What?
Garfield felt that something was wrong with this matter. Could it be that the gods of Olympus had a grudge against the nine-tailed fox that he was making up nonsense about?
He raised his paw and pointed at the sky, "Even if this kind of big boss is in this universe, the one who can Kant attack the other party can only be at the level of the creator god of the universe. Such big bosses come and go without a trace, and there are even many
If you're not in this universe, traveling everywhere, Diana, what you want may not be possible."
Queenie and Peggy had already noticed that something was wrong. They walked to Diana's side respectively, one took Garfield from Diana's hand, and the other asked to take down the Vulcan Sword.
"Don't get excited Diana"
"A scumbag like our perverted cat can run around in the multiverse. You want to find that kind of boss, unless it comes out on its own."
"There are grudges and grievances, and there is revenge. Our orange cat is just a bit lecherous and unforgiving, but there is nothing wrong with it."
"If you want to travel around the world to find someone, our perverted cat is the only one we know of so far. If you strangle him to death, you won't know where to look."
"A daughter-in-law killing her husband is too pervasive."
"You are also a little daughter-in-law after all. Look, she doesn't even call us daughter-in-law."
"I'm his maid, okay?" Queenie had a resentful expression, and Garfield lowered his head instantly. If Queenie became unhappy one day, he would kill himself by chopping a big melon.
Peggy lowered her head and stared at Garfield in her arms, and said fiercely, "If a certain cat doesn't give an explanation, I will use my two guns to incite it."
After being bothered by Peggy and Queenie for a while, Diana felt much better. She put the Vulcan Sword back into her storage pocket and reached out to pull off Garfield's cat ears.
He stretched his head in front of Garfield and stared at Garfield with his big eyes: "Dear Garfield"
"I'm here"
"If you encounter that creature, please tell me."
"Diana, you can't defeat this kind of existence. Stop talking about you. Even your cheap dad Zeus is in vain."
"That's my own business"
"All right"
Anyway, this kind of existence was made up by me, so it doesn't matter if I agree to it, as long as I coax my little daughter-in-law to get better first.
Bar chi
Diana kissed Garfield on the face and bit Garfield's cat ears, "Thank you, dear."
oops
I was seduced by the goddess
so excited
So nervous
I miss you so much
Garfield's face turned red, and if it wasn't for the thick skin of a cat, he might have looked like a monkey's butt.
