Tony originally thought that raising a pet was nothing. There was nothing difficult about raising a cat. Could it be more difficult than finding a woman?
Then he discovered that he seemed to have thought wrong. He had loved countless women, but he had no way to deal with an orange cat.
That cat had to eat more richly than his breakfast every day. Every day, instead of waking up naturally, he would get kicked heavily in the face, which felt worse than a hangover.
I also tried to catch the other person and educate him, but the increasingly plump orange dumpling increased in weight and did not slow down at all. On the contrary, he felt that he was getting more and more agile. This is unscientific.
Fortunately, when I was not at the manor during the day, the dog at home helped me bear a lot of harm.
Looking at the orange cat running around on the dog's head every day, Tony felt that he should get that dog a wife, or a group of wives.
We can't let it suffer such pain in vain
He also told his butler Jarvis about this, and Jarvis told Tony: Odie is very happy and has many offspring.
One morning
Tony is sleeping after spending half the night with a certain girl
The orange cat claiming to be Garfield, Ergo, Pando, Godzilla, and Pendragon appeared silently at the other party's bedside, as an element-devouring beast with a sense of smell many times stronger than that of a real cat. p>
Covering his nose with his white gloves, he cursed and said: "My Ta-meow's orange cat, Tony, went out again. This smell is fishy and ugly. I hope the other party has something like plum."
I want you to be more honest in the future”
Raise your paw
Looking at Tony's face, the power is reduced to one ten millionth, and it's like a slap to his face.
Snap
A red mark appeared on Tony's face, and he woke up with a scream.
"Damn, it hurts, it's you again, Garfield~!"
Of course it's me, you stupid two-legged beast, you stink every day, you only know how to find women, and you don't exercise, you will get pregnant sooner or later.
As for the other party calling him Garfield, Garfield, Two Dogs, Pando, Godzilla, and Pendragon didn't care too much. Anyway, it didn't matter whether he was a clone or not. His first name was also Garfield.
As for the evil orange cat, Ergou had a look of disgust on his face. He didn't know where he was going to cause trouble. He hoped that the black-bellied pink one would lead the fleet to find it and lock it up.
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"Can we not be like this? If we want to eat, go to Jarvis, if we want to go out and play, go to Odie?"
When we eat, even the earth is not full. I just want to have peace of mind. I don’t want to pay attention to you. My goal is to wake you up. No need to thank me, I am such a good orange.
Turning around, mumbling something to himself, Garfield jumped off the bed, stepped on the soft wool carpet, and walked to where Tony's clothes were hanging.
He popped out his sharp claws and waved gently at the clothes. The claws, which could easily pierce the outer armor of the Star Destroyer, slid up and down the clothes without any resistance.
Soon, these expensive custom-made clothes turned into a pile of rags.
"Garfield~! Those are my clothes, stop it"
"Oh, no"
"Jarvis, Odie, come and take it away"
"Oh my God..."
While Tony was wailing, Garfield raised his head, raised his tail, walked out of Tony's room and came to the restaurant.
In the restaurant, listening to Tony's feeble yell, Jarvis smiled knowingly.
Garfield beat Tony up in the morning and asked him to get up early. He didn't understand it at first, but then Garfield explained to him and asked Tony to get up and exercise, and slowly get rid of that decadent life.
Of course, Jarvis initially thought that the other party just wanted to beat Tony. After a period of time, in order to prevent being beaten, Tony reduced the number of times he went out and would occasionally take a walk with him in the manor or go to the fitness equipment.
After exercising, he felt that what Garfield said seemed to be true.
They carried Garfield to the dining table, packed up Garfield, and opened the heat preservation lid first. A roasted fat sheep suddenly appeared in front of Garfield.
"According to your instructions, inside the sheep is a goose, inside the goose is a chicken, then pigeons and glutinous rice, there are also some fruits, balanced nutrition"
"Thank you Jarvis"
"Lord Garfield, why don't you speak in front of Tony's master?"
"Don't you think this is good? After all, Tony doesn't know what I said. Will he be shocked when he finds out one day?"
Is it a prank?
It seems that it really fits the character of this cat. After all, this is how his owner Howard and the ladies at Wanshiwu introduced each other.
My non-body behaves like a legend, and there seems to be no deviation in my memory. I can only say that this orange cat is too powerful.
Jarvis actually doesn't know yet what kind of existence Garfield's Hi-Claw Empire is in the universe. Even if a certain Pando Godzilla took away half of a certain Orange's fleet, the Hi-Claw Empire's fleet is still the largest in the universe.
The overlord with the most combat power.
As for human super combat power, Garfield, the eternal disciple, Odin's godson, and the patron of death, will care about those cats and dogs.
"Jarvis, contact the company's laboratory and prepare ten, not twenty, sets of clothing for me."
Tony, who looked like he had been scratched by Garfield, could only walk out in his bathrobe and sit down in his seat. While eating, he stared at Garfield and muttered: "You, this orange cat, are you a cat or not? Every time
It can eat a fat sheep. This thing can feed ten adults."
"Jarvis, did Hipaw Group tell you the real situation of Garfield? You have to know that my clothes are made of Kevlar and carbon fiber."
Don't think that Tony Stark is just a fool who likes to play. As an arms dealer, he naturally knows the power of automatic weapons.
A nail flying from the roadside can kill him, let alone a peanut that kills him. His clothes are all technological products from his own laboratory, and his cars are bulletproof. Compared with the President of the United States, he
The car is stronger.
Tony's current car is naturally used to prevent Howard from getting into trouble again after Howard's accident.
Peggy asked the Hi Claw Group in the universe to customize one using the armor plate of a Star Destroyer, with a layer of titanium alloy skin on the outside. These vehicles are similar to her own, the difference is that theirs can fly directly to the earth but are used for spaceships.
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Knowing that Garfield was extraordinary, Jarvis did not tell Tony the truth, but followed Tony's words and said: "Sir Garfield, as a gift personally given by the boss of Hi Claw Group, it is naturally unique."
There is indeed nothing wrong with this. After all, as the largest private arms group in the entire Blue Star, the boss has no skills. How can he move around safely without some special means?
While Tony was eating, Jarvis continued: "My young master, I suggest you take Mr. Garfield with you when you go out."
