The eighth night that the vault was hit by meteorites in a row
The spectacle of a large-scale meteorite landing occurred
When the firelight dissipated near the landing site of the meteorite, someone found a group of Onmyojis dressed as lying on the ground with some blood stains on their mouths and clothes. They either fainted on the ground or looked around in confusion as if they had lost their souls.<
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Later
Some people say that Onmyoji summoned meteorites to attack the city.
Some people say that Onmyoji is killing demons.
Some people also say that the seal that sealed the demons was loosened, and the demons came out of the seal and injured the group of onmyojis and started causing chaos in Tokyo.
Some people even said that they saw a black demon with sharp claws steal a gold ring from his pocket. Since the other person was an alcoholic, everyone thought he had drunk too much.
But what made them even more uncomfortable that night was that their Yingguo Sacred Toilet was not spared either. A huge meteorite fell from the sky and smashed the entire toilet into pieces. Fortunately, there were no other casualties except a few priest guards.
Everyone was divided, and the people were panic-stricken. The officials quickly came out to refute the rumors, telling them that it was just a few popsicles, there were no evil Onmyojis to cause trouble, and there were no demons, so there was no need to panic.
After a while of reassurance, most of the people believed the official story, except for the drunkard who swore he had seen it and founded a so-called Claw Devil Church. He was later imprisoned in a lunatic asylum within two days.
After the meteorite incident
The two groups from the military headquarters and Onmyoji sat together again, and they began to discuss the course of this incident and their responsibilities.
The people from the military headquarters stared at the Onmyoji opposite him, who had bandages on his head, arms, thighs, and crotch. He was likely to die immediately.
"Asshole, you don't claim to have great magic power, why did it become like this? Where is our gold?"
The Onmyoji also looked shy. It was true that they failed, but they would not admit their fault: "That is an ancient dragon. If we attack separately, we will definitely not be able to defeat it. Don't talk about us, even if you ordinary people are dispatched."
Tens of thousands of people were given for free. We once asked for some funds to be allocated to organize manpower to go to the West to hunt down it, but you were unwilling."
Snap
The people from the military slapped the table: "Baga, you guys are just making excuses. You are obviously incompetent. We have lost so much gold this time. The grand plan of the great empire is likely to be shelved, you know?"
”
The Onmyoji also slapped the table: "Baga, your own fault is actually unlimited to us. You approved the funds for us early and asked us to find the ancient dragon's lair and set up a large magic circle.
You can kill that ancient dragon and get more money~!"
"Nani?"
"The ancient dragons all like to collect treasures. There must be a lot of good things in its lair, as long as we can defeat it."
Oh
The onmyoji who spoke paused, looking embarrassed. He told the truth, if he could survive it.
The people in the military department are not fools, they can instantly see through the group of people opposite them.
"Assholes, you are a bunch of waste who cheat money. I will report to the Prime Minister and drive you all away, scum"
"Asshole, you ignorant..."
The leaked plot was seen through, and someone was needed to take the blame. The two groups started a heated discussion. Afterwards, four Onmyoji were shot, three were slashed, three suffered mental problems, and one was drained.
Blood.
With the intervention of a certain big boss, both parties used the unlucky guy who failed to see the sun the next day during this heated discussion to top the tank.
The military and the Onmyoji once again reached a reconciliation, and both sides walked forward hand in hand and intimately.
Are things really going in a good direction?
The beam is knotted, how is it possible~!
Later, I just heard that on the battlefield where the Japanese island country fought against the Allied forces, onmyojis often died from accidental injuries, and there were also cases where onmyojis used wrong moves to injure their own people. Since accidents were more frequent, the whole world got used to it.
It doesn’t matter what happened to the Japanese island country after Garfield and Blackie. One Cat and One Sniff squatted in the barn of Carter Manor and worked hard for a week before refining all the gold into Cat Claw Gold Bricks. p>
"Boss, you gave me so much this time, but I actually didn't do anything."
Garfield patted Xiao Hei's head: "You can't say that. I used magic to contain those losers, and it was you who did it. Division of labor and cooperation are a win-win situation. Take it with peace of mind. We will still have opportunities to cooperate in the future.
"
"Then I'll take it"
Xiao Hei was so happy that Garfield gave him a bag with a telescopic spell, which contained Xiao Hei's reward.
I don’t know how many Garfields I got in total. I just know that I have more than two telescopic belts the size of a house filled.
Decades later, the Japanese island country encountered a storm during a data transportation and a document was lost. Then it appeared on the market. The results were announced and shocked the world. In 1928, the Japanese island country lost almost 80% of its data.
of gold stocks.
In response, the government of the island country said that this batch of information was completely forged, and the purpose was just to conceal its invasion intention.
After allocating the labor requirements, Garfield tidied up the barn, opened the live broadcast festival, set the title "Let's have fun with me", cast a spell with his wand, and played for a while while DJ's music was vaguely high.
The white dragon's horse's hooves face west
Carrying Tang Sanzang and following his three disciples
Going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures on the main road
It’s tens of thousands of miles away
........
Following the dynamic beat, the animals of Carter's kingdom, summoned by Garfield into the barn, began to sway in an orderly manner to the rhythm.
The live broadcast room was instantly packed with barrages that filled the screen
"Coming"
"Coming"
"First"
"First"
"What is the rank of Grandpa Sun Thief"
"Come on, brother"
"Come on, old girl"
"What am I going to do here? Live DJ?"
"Why did I think of Garfield and his kingdom"
"It's obviously a tale of two cats"
"This music is so dynamic"
"I can't bear it anymore"
"I started singing along"
"Swing"
"Hey guys"
"Yoyo"
Second song
Calabash baby Calabash baby
Seven flowers on a vine
Not afraid of wind or rain
La la la la
Ding-dong-dong-dang-dang
Calabash baby
......
There was a lot of excitement inside and outside the live broadcast room
Some foreigners who had never seen the world began to frantically ask what kind of song it was.
"Brother, please tell me what kind of song this is."
“It feels so good”
"I like it so much"
"I hope our DJs here can learn from it"
"Aunt Rowling must have cried"
"Obviously 20th Century Fox is crying and saying: There is too much money to count"
The people in the live broadcast room instantly woke up, yes, that’s right, due to Garfield’s global live broadcast, the value of two things has skyrocketed: the orange cat and the Garfield/Element Devourer toy figures.
More and more people think that orange cats are cute and want to raise one to see if it can turn into this magical orange cat that can DJ and dance.
After playing wildly in the barn for most of the day, Garfield turned off the music: "Okay, my people, the happy music is over, let's go and do whatever you want."
A group of animals, led by Carl, knelt towards Garfield
"Farewell to our Majesty the King of Garfield"
The animals dispersed, and Garfield took Blackie to Newt's house. Looking at the round figure in Newt's house, he rubbed his chin: Why is Fat Jacob here?
