Chapter 84: Hashirama: Nine Tails' Home Care is OK
After finally being persuaded by his Odouzu Izuna, Uchiha Madara walked out of his family's residence. As soon as he walked to the door of the Hokage's cabin, he saw Senju Hashirama squatting on the ground, wrapped like a mummy.
"Who beat you like this, Senju Hashirama? Is it a strong enemy?"
Senju Hashirama nodded and said meaningfully: "Yes, the opponent is indeed a strong enemy."
Senju Hashirama is already a big pervert. Although he doesn't want to admit the fact that he can't beat him, the other party agrees that he is a powerful opponent, and Uchiha Madara wants to give it a try.
"Who is that person?"
Senju Hashirama replied arrogantly: "My wife"
"Get out"
Senju Hashirama's answer gave Ten Thousand Years Single Dog Uchiha Madara 10,000 points of critical damage.
Sure enough, Senju Hashirama is still very annoying.
Madara turned around and walked away, carrying his palm-shaped blade like a banana fan. He didn't want to see Senju Hashirama for the second time today, otherwise he felt that he couldn't help but punch that annoying face.
"Don't leave Madara"
Senju Hashirama caught up with Madara: "Brother, what have you been doing these days? I know that Garfield provides a kind of fitness exercise that can increase the flexibility and flexibility of the body. I tried to cooperate.
The physical skills inherited from our family are quite good, do you want to try it?"
Looking at Senju Hashirama's face with a toothy grin, Madara finally suppressed the inexplicable impulse in his heart and replied angrily: "I know, my clansmen have said it and demonstrated it before"<
/p>
"So what do you think?"
"Just like that"
"How about that"
"Just like that"
"What the hell is that"
"..."
In Madara's eyes, Senju Hashirama was pestering him like a fly, until Madara danced a seaweed dance in front of Senju Hashirama.
Madara left with some shame and anger.
Garfield and Lin accidentally saw the whole process while looking at the Hokage Rock.
"This is Madara Uchiha. I can't believe why he had a fight with the first generation in the Valley of the End."
"Because this is love, Lin"
"Shouldn't love be between a man and a woman?"
"That's just a part, it can also happen between people of the same sex"
(*゜ー゜*)
"When you understand this, you will know why Hashirama and Madara have been in love and killing each other for so long."
Alas?
Lin said she couldn't understand it at all: "I can't understand Mr. Garfield"
"That proves that you are still young and don't understand this great subtle relationship between the same sex"
"What about you, my lord?"
Garfield was at a loss for words, and after thinking for a while, he told Lin: "I can only express this deep feeling in words, and I will never evolve to this level. This kind of emotion requires a breakthrough in self, society, morality, and ethics."
, there are many levels of family constraints, and I am very superficial."
"What?"
"I only have love for the opposite sex and hope to communicate with them through DNA"
Lin was confused and had no idea what this was. Garfield said that we could no longer discuss this issue.
"Why can't you negotiate this with me?"
Lin has a strong thirst for knowledge
"On this issue, you need to follow the unlucky child's lead or make it 50-50"
"Who is 55 Kai?"
"Kakashi"
"Why is it called Cassie 55 Kai"
"Because he can be on TV at 29"
"Ah"
"Sorry for the nonsense, that's because he will be very powerful in the future"
Mian Lin wanted to continue asking some questions, but Garfield had no choice but to deceive her: "If you talk too much about the future, too many variables will arise, and people who would not otherwise die may not die."
After scaring Lin, Lin became more honest, but she still wanted to know what same-sex love is, what DNA is, why Kakashi is called 50-50, and why Obito is an unlucky child. p>
"Yo, Garfield
After Senju Hashirama finished cheating on Lin with Garfield, he ran out from the corner like an elusive supporting character in a drama.
"What's wrong with you Hashirama? Do you need me to help you treat it?"
Senju Hashirama shook his head and looked indifferent: "It's okay, I've long been used to it."
Looking at the mummy-like figure of Senju Hashirama, Lin, who had just been fooled by Garfield, had a look of fear: It turns out that the first generation was beaten by his wife every day, so pitiful. Is this why the first generation after the battle with Uchiha Madara?
What was the reason for his death?
It was so terrifying that Lin, who accidentally thought she had discovered the truth of the matter, was trembling.
"Hashirama, are you sure it's not important for me to treat you? What if the root cause of the disease is found? I haven't heard that you have many temples. It shouldn't be like this for someone as strong as you who follows a donkey."
Senju Hashirama looked a little embarrassed and chose to avoid talking about the problem.
Being rambled on by Senju Hashirama for a while, Garfield finally concluded that Senju Hashirama and Madara must be hiding something from everyone.
Garfield, my little detective, will definitely find the truth.
"Well, Garfield has something my wife wants to discuss with you."
"What"
"Things About Tsunade"
"I didn't see anything"
"Ah, what did you see?"
"I just didn't see anything"
"Oh, then I'll feel relieved"
Lin stood aside and was heartbroken. Was the first generation of adults she admired so stupid? Alas.
Sure enough, legends are all meant to lie to children.
Thinking about how Uzumaki Mito beat Senju Hashirama like this, Garfield thought it would be better not to go there for the time being.
Use procrastination skills
"Hashirama, are you interested in seeing that big orange fox with nine tails?"
Kyuubi?
That weak orange fox?
Senju Hashirama curiously asked Garfield: "Garfield, do you want to eat fox meat?"
"No, I just want to raise a fox. Normally we don't like it, but this one has a bit of a tsundere and is otherwise pretty good."
"Yeah, I've fought Kyuubi before. The caretakers at the home and nursing home are okay but have a bad temper."
Alas, Hashirama has already fought against Kyuubi?
When did this happen? Garfield and Lin stared at Senju Hashirama's untroubled, bandaged face, and it didn't look like he was bragging.
The first generation of adults is indeed amazing, and Lin has once again returned to the status of the little fan girl of the first generation.
Garfield's eyes lit up. Looking at Hashirama's calm expression, it seemed that he was almost done with catching the Kyuubi.
Looking at the bandage wrapped around Senju Hashirama's body, Garfield asked with concern: "Hashirama, are you okay in your current condition?"
"How could it not work? This bandage is just to fool that violent old woman. We are Senju Hashirama, the strongest man, hehehehe"
Garfield looked at the red patch not far away, and reminded him loudly and kindly: "Don't scare him, just admit it when you are injured, and let me treat you."
Senju Hashirama didn't care yet and even tore off his bandage and put on a pose that he thought was cool: "Look, there's nothing wrong at all, the way you acted just now was just to fool that red-haired violent old man...
…”
"Senju Hashirama!"
The roar of the red Tyrannosaurus rex shook the heavens and the earth.
Senju Hashirama turned around sharply: "I'm going, why is she here? Garfield, aren't you going to capture the Kyuubi?"
"Suddenly I don't want to go"
"No, good brother, show your loyalty and help me"
"Owe me a favor"
"Three times will do"
"You said it yourself"
"I will never regret it"
Garfield watched the red color approaching quickly, raised his hand and apparated with Hashirama, leaving Lin shivering on the Hokage Rock.