Qin Yi didn't sleep, he was still preparing medicine. Liusu claimed that he had many medicines to borrow from Yuehua, forcing him to stay up all night.
"Take only the tip of the red fireweed; take only the center of the stamen of the cold bamboo shoot. Add three drops of golden toad pus, mix it with the dew of the moonlight, and pound it repeatedly...Qin Yi, uncle, don't use me to make medicine.
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"It's a good thing I didn't feed you toad dung! What the hell is golden toad pus? What you get when you add it is not a body tempering fluid but an itching powder, right?"
"What do you know? This is called the monarch, his ministers, and his envoys, harmonizing yin and yang..."
"Don't do this. The stone skin lotion you taught me to prepare last time had some Guitou rock powder added to it, which made me itchy for three days and three nights. And last time..."
Liusu interrupted confidently: "If you want to strengthen your body, you have to endure the unbearable. Do you think practicing martial arts means eating and sleeping?"
"I believe your evil!" Qin Yi angrily dropped three drops of pus, picked up the mace and hammered it into the stone mortar. He automatically imagined that he was pressing a person's head and smashing it in. His legs were in the stone mortar.
The scene of pedaling outside is a sign of comfort.
"Qin Yi, your uncle!"
"Shut up, you bastard!"
He has been studying pharmacology and alchemy for some time. As his knowledge of pharmacology gradually deepened, Qin Yi began to suspect that some things were not necessary at all. It was just that he deliberately asked him to add some additives that were deceptive but had no big consequences.
To take revenge on myself for ruining the thing of seizing its body. Including the so-called borrowing the moonlight, it sounds very unreliable. I don’t know if even this is fake.
But in the end, the interns did not have the confidence to overturn the instructor's guidance, so they had no choice but to listen to Liusu's prescriptions, and were tricked day after day.
Qin Yi is now practicing body-building medicine.
Although he has not learned any methods of cultivating immortals, he is studying martial arts.
The source of the martial arts skills was not taught by Liusu, but the original owner of the body, and he also had secret books. It just seemed that he couldn't find the method and his practice was not very good. However, Liusu knew many high-end techniques, even the stick method...
The original owner of this body is just like martial arts, but the blood can open the strange space of Liusu. Qin Yi also knows that there must be something fishy here. I am afraid that even the villagers are not as simple as they seem to know on the surface. Liusu should know something, but unfortunately no matter how he asks
Liusu, the responses he received were all about him.
There is a basketful of secrets hidden, and only those who can trust this stinky stick have a ghost.
"Pump the hammer repeatedly for ninety-nine and eighty-one times to make the liquid uniform and turn into a light red paste, and then open the furnace to smelt it?"
"Hmm... Refining, making a head... Hmm..." The mace went in and out of the stone mortar, and he said hard: "At most, you can refine the medicine embryo first, you still need the purple lotus root as the main medicine!"
Qin Yi was stunned: "Purple Lotus Root..."
"Do you think this broken mountain has all kinds of medicinal materials? Even in the county town, there is no good stuff. It's time to go out, kid, to a big place, to the land of fairies. What's the future in this broken place? It doesn't matter what you want. Damn it.
Are you dreaming of making elixirs?"
Qin Yi stopped mixing the medicine, pursed his lips, and was a little lost in thought. After a long time, he said: "We will wait until the problem in the mountains is solved."
Without saying anything else, he picked up a bucket of water, sprinkled it with the stone skin water that he had prepared before, and mixed it into a body-building liquid. Then he stripped naked and slowly soaked in the water in the yard with the moonlight.
Not long after I soaked in it, before the potency of the medicine had time to dissipate, the courtyard door was kicked open. Li Qingjun, carrying a gun in one hand and a hare in the other, kicked in and said, "Liar..."
Before he finished speaking, a water bag suddenly burst open on the door frame above his head, and strange milky white liquid poured down all over his face. Li Qingjun subconsciously wanted to rush forward to avoid it, but how could he avoid the water falling from less than a foot away? It was solid.
My head and face were all muddled, and my whole body was soaked.
It wasn't over yet. As she subconsciously rushed forward, she stepped on something again, and a vine directly wrapped tightly around her ankle. Li Qingjun tried hard to break the vine, but found that there was something wrong with the water she was being showered with.
Her whole body was so weak that she couldn't raise her strength, and the vine had no idea what special process it had made, so her weakened energy could no longer be shaken.
With a "swish" sound, the vines pulled up, accompanied by a scream. Before Li Qingjun could take any second self-rescue measures, he was hung upside down and hung on the door frame, shaking.
At the same time she was hung upside down, two more vines came through from the left and right, wrapping her hands tightly.
"Qin..." Li Qingjun gritted his teeth. As soon as he opened his mouth, the liquid that had been stuck on his chin poured back into his mouth, leaving the sound of "Uh-huh".
Her eyes were also blurred, and when she looked over, she could vaguely see Qin Yi, who seemed to be huddled in the bucket, staring at her dumbfounded.
From the time she broke in to the moment she was hung upside down, it only took one breath. Qin Yi himself didn't even react. There was a girl hanging upside down at the door...
Yes, it was definitely a girl. After being soaked, her figure was obviously slim, especially the slim waist which could never be that of a man.
Her hair has been loosened, and her long hair is hanging down. Although it is stained with strange white liquid, it is still as beautiful as a waterfall. Her face is red with anger, her silver teeth are clenched, and her eyes are spitting fire. She looks very
The image of an unyielding female figure...
"Why are you looking at me with such a fierce look?" Qin Yi hugged his shoulders and huddled in the bucket: "I am taking a bath in my own home, how about you barging in to see me?"
Li Qingjun hung upside down and glared angrily, gritting his teeth and saying nothing.
She had never been so embarrassed in the fifteen years since she was born, and she was afraid that she would burst into tears if she spoke.
Qin Yi stopped talking, and the current situation was a bit embarrassing... Li Qingjun was hanging upside down, facing the yard, directly facing his bathtub. He didn't stand up, and he didn't stand up if he didn't.
The two stared at each other for a long time, before Li Qingjun finally said through gritted teeth: "Let me go!"
Qin Yi could only say: "Close your eyes first."
Li Qingjun was alert: "What do you want to do!"
"..." Qin Yi slowly raised the mace leaning against the bucket: "Did you see the stick?"
Li Qingjun: "?"
Qin Yi said slowly: "I still have one, do you want to see it? Little girl, please respect yourself?"
Li Qingjun was ashamed and angry. She didn't even cry when she was hung up. This time she really cried. Tears rolled in her eyes and fell out as soon as she closed her eyes.
Liusu's laughter came from Qin Yi's sea of consciousness: "This girl is fun."
Qin Yi ignored it because he didn't know how to communicate between souls.
There was a sound of rushing water, and after a while, the sound of footsteps came, and it seemed that someone was standing in front of him. Li Qingjun closed his eyes tightly, and waited for a long time but did not see Qin Yi let him go. He imagined that his eyes were wandering around and looking at him.
It was really shuddering. She couldn't help feeling flustered: "You, don't mess around, my brother is coming and he will kill you!"
Qin Yi tilted his head and admired the beauty hanging upside down for a while, looking embarrassed with mucus all over her body. Her soaked body showed off her slender waist, and the gun she was holding tightly highlighted the panic in the little girl's heart.
It’s a pity that I don’t have breasts?
He laughed dumbly: "Don't worry, I have no interest in a flat girl who can pretend to be a man without having to tie her breasts."
Li Qingjun opened his eyes suddenly and stared angrily.
When she opened her eyes, she found that Qin Yi was well dressed and two feet away from her. He finally felt a little calmer and said angrily: "Put me down!"
Qin Yi suddenly took action and touched Li Qingjun's acupuncture point.
Li Qingjun was shocked: "You!"
Qin Yi slowly began to untie the vines: "If you don't use some means, if you give me a hole when you get there, I can't bear it. Don't blame me for offending you."
Li Qingjun took back what he wanted to say and asked coldly: "You added Ruanjin San to this water, do you need to tap on the acupoints to cut the pulse?"
"There's no harm in being careful." Qin Yi stretched out his hand and pushed her shoulder, and dragged her ankle with the other hand. He easily turned her body upright without any excessive movements like hugging her.
Li Qingjun was already prepared to be taken advantage of. Qin Yi's performance surprised her. A person who seemed to be a talkative person was actually quite polite. The shame and anger in his heart was relieved by such a move.
As soon as she landed, the vines entangled up and down disappeared with a "swish", making the scene a bit dreamy. Li Qingjun watched silently, rubbed his wrists, and said nothing.
At least this person was by no means an ordinary villager. Ordinary villagers would not set traps at their doorsteps, nor could they set up traps that incorporated some kind of formation.
Qin Yi casually pulled up a chair for her and said leisurely: "The girl didn't come into my yard just to see Bangbang. Now can the girl tell me why?"
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Everyone is so awesome. The book was published on Friday the day before yesterday, and yesterday it ranked second in Xianxia New Books. Tomorrow will be a new week on the list, and we will try to maintain the second place and compete for the first place.
By the way, I would like to inform you of two pieces of news. First, the traditional Chinese version of "Entertainment Spring and Autumn" is published by Taiwan Shuopin Publishing House and has released the first two episodes; second, the new version of the comic "Entertainment Spring and Autumn" has released ten chapters on Tencent Animation. For physical or comic books
Interested students should pay more attention, especially comics. If the monthly pass score is good, there is a possibility of changing to animation...