Chapter eight hundred and thirty-fifth kill you a minister
If we talk about this matter alone, Lingxu is really wrong.
Originally, Lingxu also felt that Li Wuxian could live for at least hundreds of thousands of years, not to mention thousands of years. Those mortals don't understand, why bother? The old Taoist priest is calm.
But this time he panicked.
Lingxu is a very traditional Taoist priest. He has basic skills such as observing qi, telling fortunes, and refining elixirs. When Li Wuxian fell ill, he tried to calculate his guilt. As a result, he broke into a cold sweat and found that he could not calculate his majesty's future existence at all.
!
It seems different from death, but this is equal to death... Lingxu is a secular national master, not a spiritual practitioner. Everything in his Qianlong Temple is based on the powerful Dali. If Li Wuxian is gone, this Dali will
It fell apart in an instant, how could he still play with a ball?
Even if the disease can be cured, the spiritual deficiency has also been extended to other things, such as whether he will be assassinated... It seems that those ministers can see clearly that no matter how long you live, leaving a seed will always make people
assured.
Therefore, he, who is usually His Majesty's licking dog, wore a pair of trousers with the courtiers this time, and had to find a way to let His Majesty keep a heir.
However, the difference between Lingxu and others is that others bravely risked His Majesty's wrath to dissuade him for the sake of national affairs, but he knew that he might not offend His Majesty this time... Someone fell from the sky yesterday, Lingxu knew
of.
Maybe I was forced to play into someone's hands, hehe.
The old Taoist priest said comfortably to the disciples beside him: "Go and get that compass for measuring one's skill. If you become a teacher for a while, you will definitely be admitted to the palace. That thing is useful."
The disciple was puzzled: "That kind of compass is not practical at all. Who can't feel the strength of cultivation? If it is well hidden, we can't feel it, and the compass can't feel it either. Let's test two people who look similar.
Who can practice higher?"
"Nonsense, otherwise why would it be left in the warehouse and become ashes? Just go and get it if you are told." Lingxu glared: "We won't tell you, mortals know what the compass is for? After teaching you for so long, you know how to practice.
, how to get along in mortal society, watch it carefully and learn it well!"
Before he finished speaking, an announcement came from outside: "Master of the temple, Your Majesty announces the audience of the master of the temple."
"As expected." Lingxu stroked his beard and smiled: "Why don't you go and get it!"
In the palace over there, Tang Shangshu was earnestly persuading Li Wuxian: "If Your Majesty is interested, we can immediately go and look for it. Whether it is literary skills, military strategy, handsome appearance, or music, chess, calligraphy and painting, whatever your Majesty wants, these 600 million
There is always something to satisfy in China, it is up to Your Majesty to choose..."
Li Wuxian rolled his eyelids and looked at the ceiling: "I am sick. Do you want to make me more angry and sicker?"
Tang Shangshu paused: "I really didn't mean this, I just wanted to bring happiness to His Majesty..."
Gu Shizhong said: "I have a plan."
"explain."
"We can post the results so that the world's heroes can come and take the exam, and His Majesty will be watching from above. Even if you don't pick anyone, watching a show can be regarded as resting and recuperating..."
"Pfft..." Qin Yi finally burst out laughing.
You two are prime ministers and you have caused more embarrassment than country matchmakers...
The two prime ministers and assistants glanced at Qin Yi. They also knew that he was funny, but there was nothing they could do about it. Recommending candidates would result in scolding, and might even harm the young man. It was useless even if they said the truth tens of thousands of times.
You can't take advantage of your illness to force you. You would rather turn yourself into an old aunt and settle the matter in the name of happiness.
They really don't believe that in this vast country of China, not a single man can fall into His Majesty's eyes.
But what is this, your Majesty is not annoyed when this man laughs casually while the king and prime minister are discussing matters?
Eh... By the way, His Majesty's attitude is a bit strange this time. He doesn't get angry as quickly as before. He seems to want everyone to say more.
Isn’t this a bit...
None of these are human beings. Their level of observing words and expressions and trying to figure out what is right is even higher than that of Taiqing. Even Liusu didn’t understand what it meant, so Tang Shangshu suddenly changed his tone: “For your majesty’s plan, for the country’s sake.”
The plan is that Your Majesty wants to punish the old minister, and the old minister has to do it! I will go and post the list soon, and then I will come to your Majesty to plead guilty!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Damn it, are you going to do this? Qin Yi couldn't bear it anymore: "Wait a minute! Are you going to go out and cook rice and kidnap His Majesty like this?"
Tang Shangshu stole a glance at Qin Yi and said with a straight face: "I have told you the truth, and I apologize with my head!"
Qin Yi was anxious. They were really going to put out a list. Wuxian was really tied to a fire stand. What's the use of killing him? To recruit a bride, the world would put out a list, and then deny it later and say it was a lie. This
He can make people all over the world laugh for ten thousand years by planting frivolous jokes. How can Li Wuxian, a yellow-flowered girl, stand it?
You have to pinch your nose to really recruit one, and which of the nine tribes you want to kill is a matter of hindsight.
But is Wuxian too sick and confused to say anything at this moment? Shouldn't he have given an order and a group of guards outside would have blocked the stinking minister and held him down? Why was there no movement?
Qin Yi finally couldn't help but stand up for his apprentice: "How much is your head worth? Can you afford to pay for the joke?"
Li Wuxian's eyes suddenly became a little bright, hiding something unclear.
"What does it mean to make a joke?" Tang Shangshu said confidently: "The male elder is getting married, and the female elder is getting married. Your Majesty is already nineteen, and he is already twenty-one years old..."
Li Wuxian finally interjected: "I am only one year old, not that much..."
Qin Yi: "?"
Is this what you are paying attention to? Are you stupid?
Tang Shangshu repeatedly apologized: "I am confused. Well, Your Majesty is already twenty. If it were an ordinary woman, the child would be three or four years old at this time! What's more, the country cannot be without an heir for a day, which is far more important than ordinary women? It is only natural and right to recruit a bride like this.
, How can you laugh at this! You sycophants, you blindly cater to your superiors, regardless of the country's foundation, I... I will beat you to death, you sycophants!"
The old minister grabbed a lampstand and was about to hit Qin Yi.
"Hey, hey, hey, fuck..."
Qin Yi ran around the table in the middle of the palace. Liusu laughed so much that he almost rolled off Qin Yi's shoulders. The loyal guard Yu Shang covered her mouth and laughed, showing no intention of helping her husband to block it.
Amidst the commotion, the eunuch outside the house said weakly: "The Imperial Master Lingxu has arrived."
Li Wuxian smiled and said: "Xuan."
Lingxu entered and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Tang Shangshu who was chasing Qin Yi: "Hey, why are you beating someone here, your majestic minister?"
Tang Shangshu put down the lampstand angrily: "I want to advertise for your majesty to recruit a son-in-law. This is the foundation of this country. This sycophant says he can make a joke. Is this a joke?"
Lingxu secretly said that you are really into the role, I admire you.
He secretly glanced at Li Wuxian's sparkling appearance, and suddenly laughed: "Publishing a list to recruit a son-in-law will indeed make people laugh. Folks are talking about it and making up all kinds of jokes. Who can bear it?"
Tang Shangshu said angrily: "The imperial master also has the intention of being a treacherous and sycophantic person!"
Lingxu smiled and said: "I am a cultivator of immortality, and I have my own clever plans."
After watching the play for a long time, Gu Shizhong felt that he still needed to learn more from Tang Shangshu and finally asked: "What is the master's clever plan?"
Lingxu took out a compass and said with a smile: "This is a marriage disk. Pindao has entered your majesty's birth date. As long as you chant the incantation, the pointer will find your destined good match on its own. You can use this disk to search for it secretly. There is no need to reveal it publicly.
I don’t know what your Majesty’s opinion is.”
Li Wuxian hesitated for a moment: "Is it credible? You can't point randomly?"
Lingxu patted his chest and pledged: "Pindao guarantees it with his head!"
Tang Shangshu said: "If this is the case, it is a strategy to get the best of both worlds."
The most important thing is that His Majesty himself seems to have given in and agreed to recruit a son-in-law. Whether the plan is overt or covert is a trivial matter. Even this pointer, no matter who it points to, actually the two prime ministers no longer care at this time.
Gu Shizhong said: "The Imperial Master might as well cast a spell and let everyone see how it moves?"
Lingxu made a magic trick and pointed at the compass. As expected, the pointer started to move swishingly.
The two prime ministers and assistants both leaned their heads and watched helplessly as the pointer on the compass slowly stabilized and pointed to...
Qin Yi's shoulders.
That's tassel.
Of course, mortals cannot see the existence of tassels, otherwise they would have made a fuss. The pointer they saw pointed to Qin Yi, of course.