"Why are you pretending to be innocent, motherfucker? Your boss throws money at you, and you have to kneel down and lick me the same way, fuck you!"
Li Da looked at the hung up phone and said angrily.
Ye Xiaobai was on the side and almost couldn't help laughing. He took the phone back and said with a smile, "Customer service girl, I'm not interested. Many of them are voice control. The voice sounds very pleasant. She seems to be a beauty. In fact, she is better than Sister Feng.
It doesn’t go anywhere, it’s very off-putting.”
Li Da nodded and said, "Indeed!"
At this time, Ye Xiaobai's cell phone rang again.
"Isn't this another call from 10086? Pick it up for me. It's his uncle's call. See how I scold them."
Li Da became excited.
"It's not 10086, this time it's a girl."
Ye Xiaobai answered the phone, "Hello."
"Hello, handsome boy, do you still remember me?"
A girl's delicate voice came from the receiver.
"You are a shopping guide in a certain clothing store, your surname is Lin, Miss Lin, right?"
Ye Xiaobai said in a relaxed tone. At the same time, he also thought about the day when Yulu and he went to the pedestrian street to buy clothes, and the shopping guide wanted to introduce a handsome guy to her.
If he hadn't saved a number and the other party called now, Ye Xiaobai would have really forgotten about it.
"Handsome guy, thank you for remembering me. I remember that you promised to introduce me to a handsome boyfriend. I just don't have to go to work today. Is it convenient for you?"
Miss Lin asked with a smile.
Ye Xiaobai glanced at Li Da who was standing aside, and then said with a smile, "I'm inconvenient today, but I can give him the contact information of the handsome guy I want to introduce to you, and let him contact you. After all, as a girl
On the other hand, you should be more reserved and reserved."
"That's great! Thank you! If I successfully fall in love, I will treat you to a big dinner, hehe!"
Miss Lin became happy.
Next, when the call ended, Li Da quickly asked, "Classmate Xiaobai, who are you going to introduce to that girl? Don't mention the other two nerds in our dormitory!"
"Of course not. This Miss Lin is quite pretty, but she has high standards and likes handsome people. And you keep saying that you are extremely handsome, so I plan to let you try."
Ye Xiaobai looked at classmate Li Da and said seriously.
Anyway, he couldn't recognize Li Dashuai.
However, Li Da is currently idle, so it would be good to let him try. What about Miss Lin, who suddenly became blind, or lost her mind, or for some other reason, fell in love with Li Da?
You know, in reality on the street now, many girlfriends of ugly men are actually very beautiful!
Hearing this, Li Da was ecstatic, "Classmate Ye Xiaobai, you are so good to me. I finally have a girl who likes handsome guys, haha! Come on, give me her phone number and I will make an appointment today."
She then had a candlelight dinner, watched a movie, checked into a room, and had fun until dawn, quack!"
Ye Xiaobai was speechless. Li Da was so confident that he had arranged everything for the rest of the night. He was afraid that the girl would not be there by then, and he would rely on the fifth girl to comfort his injured and empty soul.
Next, Ye Xiaobai gave the other party's phone number to Li Da, and planned to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, so that he would have more energy to stay with Sister Xiaofang until dawn. As for arranging the place, we will wait until he wakes up.
, because it is just a very simple thing.
Li Da took the number and called Miss Lin, the shopping guide.
"Quack, beauty, guess who I am."
"I don't know, you must be crazy!"
"Congratulations, you answered wrongly, I am a handsome guy."
"Are you the one Mr. Ye introduced you to?"
"Yes, it's me!"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was a harassing call!"
"Hey, I'm calling you like this, which can be considered a kind of harassment. However, you don't have to say sorry. In addition to being handsome, I am also very broad-minded and can tolerate all your little tempers!"
Ye Xiaobai walked a few steps and heard the conversation between Li Da and Na Lin, the shopping guide. He almost stumbled and fell to the ground.
…
…
It was sunset in the evening as soon as I slept.
Ye Xiaobai didn't wake up naturally, but was awakened by Li Da's voice.
Ye Xiaobai slowly opened his eyes, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and saw Li Da sitting on the bed, with runny nose and tears, crying so sadly.
"Um, that classmate Li Da, were you beaten?"
Ye Xiaobai frowned.
"You were just beaten. I, Li Da, Prince Brick, whoever dares to beat me is just too impatient to live."
Li Da retorted while crying.
"Then you were beaten. Why are you crying? You look like a wronged little daughter-in-law."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes angrily.
"I failed to pick up girls. The Miss Lin you introduced this afternoon, woo woo woo..."
Li Da couldn't help but cry again as he spoke.
Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai suddenly realized that it seemed that this pick-up with a girl had a deep impact on Li Da. That girl must have ruthlessly exposed the truth that Li Da was not a handsome boy, but an ugly man!
Only in this way could the extremely confident and narcissistic classmate Li Da be so hurt.
"Why failed?"
Ye Xiaobai asked.
Li Da took out a piece of toilet paper and wiped his nose. "She said that I was too handsome and exceeded her requirements for handsomeness. She said that if I was a little less handsome, she could get along with me, and then she would
Turn around and leave!”
Forehead……
Ye Xiaobai was speechless, and in the end he could only sigh in his heart, "Miss Lin, she is indeed a kind-hearted shopping guide girl! I wonder if she vomited after she said this and turned around to leave..."
The fact is that the shopping guide girl vomited all afternoon.
"Oh my god, why do I have to be so handsome!"
Li Dayang cried loudly, his voice boiling.
Ye Xiaobai stopped talking.
Half an hour later, Ye Xiaobai left the dormitory and called the young woman Xiaofang.
"How's it going? Have you made arrangements?"
The young woman Xiaofang's voice rang softly on the phone.
"No! Where are you? I'll pick you up. If you have to make arrangements, it'll be a matter of minutes. The worst is to book a hotel room. In Kyoto, the most indispensable thing is hotels."
Ye Xiaobai started teasing easily.
"You kid, okay, I'm here now..."
The young woman Xiaofang told her the address.
Ye Xiaobai took a taxi there and soon met the young woman Xiaofang.
She was dressed very sexy tonight. She wore a black stocking dress and a low-cut short skirt. Her hair was cascading down like a waterfall. She wore light makeup on her face. However, her flaming red lips were extremely eye-catching. Under the light, she looked so sexy.
Giving people an endless temptation.
Ye Xiaobai was attracted by Xiaofang's feminine charm at the first sight, and in his heart, he gave a two-word evaluation: fairy.
"I've kept you waiting for a long time, Miss Xiaofang."
Ye Xiaobai went up, hugged her slender waist, looked at Xiaofang, and said softly.
"No, I only waited five minutes."
Xiaofang shook her head gently.
"Let's go have dinner first."
Ye Xiaobai said with a smile, this is the step Li Da would take to pick up girls today, and Ye Xiaobai used it directly.
"Um!"
Xiaofang nodded lightly, then held hands with Ye Xiaobai, left the place sweetly, and found a Western restaurant nearby, where the two had a romantic candlelight dinner.
Because this Western restaurant is on a different level than the previous one, Ye Xiaobai and Xiaofang cannot have a deeper and more eye-catching communication here. The biggest scale is just touching their mouths.
After dinner, the two went to the cinema and watched a movie casually. During the process, the biggest part was touching and scratching.
It is precisely because of this feeling that Ye Xiaobai's interest intensifies. As the saying goes, what you can't get is the commotion, and what you can't get is what makes people yearn for it.
The last step was, of course, to get a theme room in a five-star hotel, and the two immediately fell in love and became selfless.
When it was almost dawn the next day, Xiaofang leaned on Ye Xiaobai's strong chest and said, "Xiaobai, I have a ticket for this afternoon and I'm leaving. Do you think we are really destined to go on in the future?"
?”
"meeting!"
Ye Xiaobai said categorically that Xiaofang had already been like this, and not just once. If Xiaofang fell into the arms of another man in the future, Ye Xiaobai would not be able to accept it in his heart.
"However, I may not be able to give you a title, but what I guarantee is that you must be my woman."
Ye Xiaobai looked serious.
"Well, status is not important. What is important is that we can be together and maintain this relationship. Having you is enough in life."
Xiaofang said and kissed Ye Xiaobai passionately on the mouth.
But on this afternoon, Ye Xiaobai did not go to the airport to see off the young woman Xiaofang.
Because, he received a call from the Kyoto City Organization Department, asking him to report.
Ye Xiaobai knew that Ma Zhaolong had settled the matter and he would soon have the status of a civil servant in a legal government agency.
"Hey, are you here to report on work again?"
When we arrived at the door of the Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Building, the security comrade recognized Ye Xiaobai at a glance, so he seemed more polite.
"Um."
Ye Xiaobai nodded, and the other party entered the office building smoothly without stopping him and got into the elevator.
Just when the elevator was closing, the elevator door suddenly slid open, and a girl rushed in. Because she was in a hurry and was wearing high heels, she was unsteady and fell down.
Ye Xiaobai recognized him at a glance. Wasn't he Cheng Litong, the deputy director of some office?
If a big man fell down, Ye Xiaobai would definitely get out of the way, and he deserved to be knocked stupid.
However, the other party was a beauty, a girl he had secretly kissed. Ye Xiaobai quickly reached out his hand, picked her up and supported her, "Be careful."
"Thank you...why is it you?"
Cheng Litong looked up and was about to say thank you, but found that it was actually the man in Ye Xiaobai's dream.
"Yeah, it's me. Why, aren't you happy to see me?"
Ye Xiaobai still hugged Cheng Litong's soft and delicate body, with a faint smirk on his lips.