"This, although it is said to be a week, the specific time is not necessarily certain. After all, the plan is better to change!"
Ye Xiaobai smiled and made a fool of himself, joking and saying that it was unscientific for you to come and guard the airport gate again at the specific time.
"Well, anyway, if you come back, you must tell me."
Xu Huilin said softly.
"A must."
Ye Xiaobai nodded, "That's it for now. I have something else to do, so let's talk later."
"Well, bye."
"Bye-Bye!"
After Xu Huilin was fooled, Ye Xiaobai breathed a long sigh of relief.
Cheng Litong on the side couldn't help but taunted, "You kid, you lied like this in front of me and you didn't even blush. You are really thick-skinned."
Ye Xiaobai was not embarrassed because he was exposed, but smiled and said, "Hey, this is also a white lie. You don't know, I have so many girls here, and sometimes I am very troubled.
We can't let them succeed so casually! You know, I am not a casual person."
Well, I am not a human being if I act casually.
"..." Cheng Litong was speechless. This guy really kicked his nose in the face.
"You won't believe it. The woman on the phone wants to chase me, and she is also a beautiful woman. But to be honest, there are so many beautiful women who like me that I can't handle it. Sometimes, I really want to go to a paradise, a paradise.
A quiet place where women won’t harass you.”
Ye Xiaobai pretended to be cool with a serious look on his face.
"Don't be disgusted. You can say such shameless things. Going on a business trip with you is really a sin I made in my previous life."
Cheng Litong couldn't help but said.
"Director Cheng, as a national civil servant, you actually attack your comrades personally. I want to know, where is your professional ethics and your moral bottom line? Do your parents know that you are so rude? And...
Didn’t your primary school teacher tell you that respecting others means respecting yourself? Are you worthy of the red scarf you once held?"
Ye Xiaobai immediately took on a preaching tone.
Cheng Litong was stunned for a moment after hearing this, all she could think of was that ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping past. This guy, Tang Monk, even pulled up his red scarf.
Okay, I can’t talk to you, so shut up!
Seeing that Cheng Litong didn't speak, Ye Xiaobai was secretly happy, humming, I still don't believe it, I can't handle a weak girl like you who is strong on the outside but weak on the inside.
Next the plane took off, leaving Jingfeng and heading to the far south.
Cheng Litong almost ignored Ye Xiaobai throughout the whole process, completely treating this partner as nothing.
Ye Xiaobai, however, was sitting there minding his own business, looking around, especially at the long-legged stewardess passing by. He couldn't help but whistle and smile at her.
After a while, a tall and beautiful flight attendant slowly walked over from a distance, with a charming and life-saving smile on her face.
Ye Xiaobai suddenly turned Cheng Litong beside him with his elbow, "Hi, Director Cheng."
"What are you doing! Are you annoyed?"
Cheng Litong was closing her eyes to rest her mind, but she became a little impatient when Ye Xiaobai swayed her like this.
"That flight attendant, what do you think she looks like? Her figure, appearance, etc."
Ye Xiaobai pointed at the hot stewardess walking over from a distance and asked with a smile.
Cheng Litong glanced at the stewardess instinctively, and her eyes suddenly lit up. She asked herself, she was also a beauty, but the figure and appearance of this stewardess were on the same level as hers. There was even another one, herself.
In terms of comprehensive female charm, Cheng Litong felt that she was a little less interesting than her opponent, such as her height and long legs.
In short, in the eyes of an office beauty like Cheng Litong, she didn't think that her beauty could surpass that of the beautiful stewardess in front of her.
"good."
Cheng Litong couldn't help but give a two-word evaluation.
"Well, I think it's good too. At least there are so many flight attendants who have passed by, and that one is the most beautiful one."
Ye Xiaobai smiled and said, "Since you don't believe in my charm, then I'll pick up this flight attendant for you to see."
"Tch, just you? Haha..."
Cheng Litong had a look of disbelief. Although you are handsome, you lack a certain temperament of a man. You are just a pretty boy. It's strange that that stewardess likes you.
"Then we'll see."
Ye Xiaobai was full of confidence in himself.
Soon, the stewardess walked up to Ye Xiaobai.
"Hi, beauty, let me ask you a question."
Ye Xiaobai waved, and the beautiful flight attendant stopped in her tracks.
"This handsome guy, please ask me."
The stewardess was very polite and the smile on her face was even sweeter.
Even Cheng Litong on the side was fascinated by such a smile.
Ye Xiaobai's behavior immediately attracted the attention of the male compatriots around him.
Because the stewardess in front of her could be described as a woman with a moonlight shyness, as beautiful as a fairy, and she could bear the responsibility.
Therefore, when you walk out, you will see a beautiful scenery. Unless the male compatriots here are blind, it is impossible not to pay attention to this beauty, and even many of their gazes are very fiery and obscene.
Seeing Ye Xiaobai chatting with them, everyone pricked up their ears and concentrated their attention. However, in their opinion, this guy will definitely fail. It can be said that for this kind of top flight attendant, it is useless to be handsome, she must be strong.
The financial resources of a certain milk tea girl are directly defeated by the financial resources of a certain Dong. Even if she is married for the second time, she is full of strong attraction to the girl. It can be said that a mature girl will not look good according to the standards of a man.
The first thing is ability!
Ye Xiaobai smiled and said, "If I gave you a chance to have sex with me, would you do it?"
As soon as this question came out, everyone present fainted.
Damn it!
This guy is really stupid! He actually uses such a killer way to pick up girls. Hey, at this level of picking up girls, he is simply worse than a pig!
Cheng Litong was also quite speechless. She originally thought that this guy would ask on WeChat, or say something like "I want to get to know you," or "I have feelings for you" or something like that.
How did you know that he is so narcissistic that he confidently asks people, gives them opportunities, and lets them date him?
This guy is simply crazy!
And things that shocked everyone even more continued to happen.
The charming flight attendant stretched out her white and tender hand, put it on Ye Xiaobai's shoulder, and said with an affectionate face, "If you really give me a chance to flirt with you, and you are serious, I will
I must pick you up! I have never seen a man as unique as you, and even the questions he asks are so unique."
Karma!
Countless people were dumbfounded.
Is this okay?
So special?
It’s so bright that it blinds the titanium alloy dog I’m waiting for!
Everyone just felt that their hearts had been hit hard by a heavy hammer.
Cheng Litong almost vomited blood on the spot. Is there something wrong with this stewardess’s brain? She took the bait just like that. It was too casual! As a woman, where is your reserve?
"Of course I'm serious. If you want to flirt with me, come on and kiss me. We're done."
Ye Xiaobai pointed to his mouth.
In the public place, pairs of eyes were staring at the stewardess.
In their hearts, they all didn't believe that Ye Xiaobai had successfully struck up a conversation like this. What the flight attendant said just now was probably a joke. In the end, she would definitely say something like, you really have a good idea.
But now, Ye Xiaobai asked for a kiss. If the stewardess kissed her, their illusions would be shattered.
The beautiful stewardess stared at Ye Xiaobai, a moving smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, then she moved her mouth and kissed Ye Xiaobai gently on the lips.
The whole place was petrified.
They actually kissed.
"Thank you for your love. You go ahead and do your work. I will come and find you when I am free."
Ye Xiaobai patted the flight attendant's thigh and said with a smile.
"Well! I'll be busy then, so you must come and find me! Otherwise I will be very lonely."
The stewardess said softly.
The sentence "very lonely" immediately made many male compatriots have wild thoughts.
Under the envious eyes of everyone, the stewardess left Ye Xiaobai's seat and continued to work.
"Brother, you are awesome! This is okay."
"Yes, your method of picking up girls is indeed very unique. As a psychological researcher, I have analyzed that the more novel it is, the more curious it is. Your method can be called a model among the classic cases of picking up girls.
.”
Someone gave him a thumbs up and was so impressed that he no longer thought the other person was a fool.
Indeed, the winner is the king and the loser. If it fails, everyone will naturally despise it, but if it succeeds, then it will definitely be interpreted by various experts. Even if it is a piece of shit, it will be interpreted as a priceless treasure.
"Haha, what a joke. I made everyone laugh."
Ye Xiaobai quickly said modestly.
"Gaga, little brother, it seems that this is the first time you have used this trick, and it is very fresh. I will borrow it later and get a flight attendant to go home as my wife. Otherwise, my parents,
They always say that I have no future and can’t even find a wife.”
At this time, a man said very seriously.
"Then I wish you immediate success."
Ye Xiaobai encouraged him, but he sympathized with him secretly, "Although I like to pick up girls, the trick I just did is not a real way to pick up girls. Anyone who imitates it will be punished."
pit!"
"Thank you, Master."
The man said quickly.
"Uh, master?" Ye Xiaobai was speechless. How could he become a master in the blink of an eye?
"You are so good at picking up girls that you are called the Master of Picking Up Girls, so I will call you the Master for short."
The man then shouted, "Tell me, can this little brother be worthy of the title of the Master of Picking Up Girls?"
"Of course I can afford it. In my entire life, I have never seen anyone pick up girls like this. To be precise, they let girls pick up themselves! This is the highest level in the knowledge of picking up girls."
The psychology expert from before started talking non-stop again.