"Almsgiver Ye, this is wrong. I don't know how many people want to worship the poor monk as their teacher, but they have no wisdom and are ruthlessly rejected by the poor monk. The poor monk said this because he hopes that you can see me accepting you as my teacher."
Sincerity."
Monk Bujie picked up a fish with his chopsticks and started to devour it without spitting out the fish bones. He chewed them all.
Ye Xiaobai was speechless, "Master, how can you stop pestering me?"
"This is very simple. When I am not qualified to be your master, I will naturally not pester you. After all, I still want to face you as a poor monk!"
Monk Bujie said casually.
Uh, you want face, do you still have face? Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
However, Ye Xiaobai also understood that the implication was that he could not defeat him. Unless one day, he could defeat him, this so-called Buddhist relationship would be over.
Soon, the monk Bujie swept away all the food and drink on the table, not even the soup was left.
"Full and comfortable!"
The monk Bujie burped, patted his big belly, and looked satisfied.
"Um, waiter, bring me a pack of cigarettes! I want a seventy-five soft Chinese. It's too low-end. It's boring to smoke. Bring a lighter by the way."
Monk Bujie immediately greeted him again.
Ye Xiaobai almost fell down.
"Hey, Donor Ye, you don't know, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god! Do you want one?"
Monk Bujie took the cigarettes brought by the waiter, opened them skillfully, put a cigarette in his mouth, lit it with a snap, took a deep puff, with enjoyment on his face, and handed one to Ye
noob.
"No, just pump it slowly by yourself! I'm leaving first. Since you want to follow me all the time, then you can follow me! However, you'd better stay away from me."
Ye Xiaobai stood up, patted his butt, and was about to leave. He knew that if he didn't agree, he might be caught by the great monk again.
"Donor Ye, wait a minute."
Monk Bujie said immediately, but he did not come to grab Ye Xiaobai's wrist.
"What's wrong? You ate, drank, smoked, and I don't object to you following me from a distance. What else do you want?"
Ye Xiaobai said without tears.
"The poor monk hasn't taken a bath for a long time. Donor Ye, can you ask the poor monk to take a sauna?"
As he said that, Monk Bujie scratched his itchy back.
…
"Donor Ye, you are really a good person, kind-hearted and generous. You are really suitable to practice Buddhism with me and be my disciple..."
Monk Bujie lay comfortably in the bathtub, turned his head and said to Ye Xiaobai beside him.
"Master Bujie, I think it's okay if we make friends, but if you want to accept me as your apprentice, there's really no way you can do it."
Ye Xiaobai scooped some water and poured it on himself. He thought to himself, Damn it, this smelly monk really knows how to enjoy it. It turns out that the feeling of taking a sauna is so good.
This was Ye Xiaobai's first time taking a sauna, and the location was in the sauna department of Tianhong Hotel.
"It's okay. I believe that one day, you will be influenced by the poor monk's powerful Buddhist practice. Well, waiter, come and rub the poor monk's back."
Wow!
Monk Bujie stood up, and the hot water on his body flowed down his strong body. Then the monk strode out of the pool and lay down on the bed specially designed for back rubs.
Ye Xiaobai continued to lie in the pool and soak. He did not choose to take a bath, because he felt that it was weird to have a man rub himself all over his body, unless it was a different girl.
almost.
After taking a bath, Monk Bujie swaggered towards the rest area. Ye Xiaobai followed. After all, it was his first time to come to this kind of place. He was a typical rookie and didn't know how the process was. If he was in front
Leading the way, for fear of being embarrassed. But from the first look at the monk who was not a monk, he was obviously a veteran. It was safer to walk behind him, and he was not short of money anyway.
"This way, you two, please."
The waiter in the sauna greeted me warmly.
"Can I rest in the lobby or in a private room?"
"Waiter, give us a private room with a double bed. I don't like the lobby. It's too noisy."
Monk Bujie looked like an experienced driver, waved his hand and gave instructions.
"Okay, please come this way."
The waiter hurriedly led the way, but he was surprised in his heart. This guy shaved his head, lit a few incense scars, and pretended to be a monk. Wow, people these days are really good at playing!
After all, it was not the first time that the waiter had seen the monks who came here to take a bath. Later he realized that those were fake monks, just trying to please others.
Soon, Ye Xiaobai and Monk Bujie came to a luxurious private room.
The two of them each lie on a large bed.
"Boy, do you need to call a health nurse?"
the waiter asked with a smile.
"That's a must. If you don't do a lot of health care and relax, why don't you just take a sauna? But let me tell you, there is no need to call the health practitioner who is too ugly. It will delay the poor monk.
time."
Monk Bujie opened the quilt and covered his belly.
Ye Xiaobai didn't know what the meaning of big health care was, so he wasn't too surprised! And for the sake of face, it was difficult to ask anything. He could not lose face by making others think he was ignorant! So Ye Xiaobai only
You can pretend to be an experienced driver and say nothing to avoid making too many mistakes.
"Well, don't worry, the health nurses in our sauna department are all beautiful, with top-notch figures, and especially white skin. Their skills are even better, and we guarantee that you will be satisfied." The waiter patted his chest with confidence.
said.
"Oh, then go to a health practitioner quickly and stop the ink marks."
Monk Bujie waved his hand and became impatient.
"Okay, okay, just wait a few minutes and I'll make arrangements right away."
The waiter left happily. After all, working here, the salary is not high, but the pimp's commission is quite considerable. He can successfully pull in two orders of business at once. It is strange that he is unhappy.
Less than three minutes later, the private room door opened again.
Then I saw a dozen tall, well-dressed girls walking in one after another.
The waiter then followed and closed the door to the room. The originally dim light became ambiguous after these dozen beauties entered the room.
"Two gentlemen, these dozen or so are the top technicians in our sauna department. Come, let's say hello!"
The waiter greeted me warmly.
"Good evening, sir!"
More than a dozen girls bowed together and saluted Ye Xiaobai and Monk Bujie.
"Sir, I am No. 03, my name is Xiaoli, I am from Dongsan Province."
"I am No. 07, my name is Mulan, from the northwest."
"I am……"
More than a dozen girls introduced themselves one by one.
Monk Bujie's eyes were gleaming as he scanned the bodies of the dozen or so girls, drool dripping down.
"You two, you can choose one, or you can choose two to fly S. As for the service, just don't worry."
The waiter said with a smile.
"Tsk, tsk, I'll choose numbers 07 and 13." Monk Bujie licked the corner of his mouth.
"You?" The waiter looked at Ye Xiaobai.
"This... big health care, what's going on?"
Ye Xiaobai felt that something was wrong. If it was just health care services, there would be no need for these technicians to dress like this!
"Sir, you know, service that will make you happy. Later, you can do whatever you want to them."
When the waiter heard what Ye Xiaobai said, he knew that this was her first time here, but he didn't despise anything. After all, everyone has a first time! What's more, they are still customers.
"For example!" Ye Xiaobai still didn't understand.
"For example, I'll give you a massage to relax your muscles and bones, etc."
The waiter didn't say anything, but a female technician spoke.
"Oh, so that's it, okay then! I'll choose you."
Ye Xiaobai glanced at the technician's job number: No. 03.
"Thank you sir."
The female technician was extremely excited, and the other technicians had sad faces, looking at No. 03 with some envy.
The reason why such a situation occurs is because among the customers they have met, there has never been a customer as handsome as Ye Xiaobai. When they see a handsome guy? They will definitely be moved. Serving handsome guys is naturally worse than serving those with big bellies.
The old man is in a better mood.
"Sir, because you are playing a big health care game, you must only serve in a single room. I wonder which of you would like to follow me to another room?"
The waiter glanced at Ye Xiaobai and Monk Bujie and asked.
"Let me go! Gaga! Donor Ye, you can enjoy it here. I will come over and join you later."
Monk Bujie held a beautiful girl in his arms and smiled from ear to ear.
"Oh!" Ye Xiaobai nodded.
Soon, only Ye Xiaobai and female technician No. 03 were left in the double room private room.
"Let me pat your head first!"
Female technician No. 03 came to the head of the bed gently, took off her shoes, sat down cross-legged, and pulled a pillow over, letting Ye Xiaobai rest her head on the pillow, and then rubbed her palms to make her hands warm.
Just now he gently pressed Ye Xiaobai's temples, and then slowly started to rub them.
I have to say that this girl’s little hands were very gentle and warm. Ye Xiaobai closed his eyes with great enjoyment. This was the first time that someone had massaged him for such a long time!
This feeling is really good. After taking a bath, I even arranged a massage with a girl. This monk who is not a monk really knows how to enjoy it! If I hadn't come to the sauna with that guy, I wouldn't have known that there was such a place in the world.
What a place to enjoy!
"Sir, what's your surname?"
While massaging Ye Xiaobai's head, female technician No. 03 took the initiative to start a conversation.
"My surname is Ye!" Ye Xiaobai replied casually.
"It turns out to be Mr. Ye. What a coincidence. He has the same last name as my ex-boyfriend." Female technician No. 03 chuckled.