"Oh!" Ye Xiaobai nodded, "Then you have to listen to me patiently!"
"Of course I am patient, but don't talk nonsense. Doing so will make you look like a mother-in-law and not manly at all."
Huang Xufei rolled her eyes and said angrily.
Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat, "I still remember, I was only eight years old that year, and it was a stormy weekend. You should know that we primary school students don't have classes on weekends, and we don't have to make up classes."
After hearing this, Concubine Huang Xu almost vomited blood, but she still listened patiently.
Ye Xiaobai continued, "Since I was a child, my grandfather at home forced me to learn Chinese herbal medicine. On weekends, I was asked to go up the mountain to collect herbs. Originally, this kind of thing started when I was one and a half years old, and I went through six or seven years of it.
Over the years, I have become accustomed to it.
I just didn't expect that something happened that weekend. When I arrived in the mountains, there was thunder and lightning and heavy rain. So I quickly found a place to take shelter from the rain. The primary school teacher told us that we should not hide under the trees when it thunders and rains.
Otherwise, I would be struck to death by lightning, so I finally found a small cave on the edge of the cliff, and then I happily got into it.
At this time, the heavy rain finally fell, and the lightning and thunder in the sky were like the end of the world.
Fortunately, I am already eight years old. If I were only three months old, I would definitely be frightened and cry, so I did not cry.
But when I am very happy and very fortunate.
I heard a woman's voice suddenly say, yo, Xiaobai!
I quickly looked back and saw that it was a certain widow from our village. She was pulling up her pants.
Well, I promise, I didn't actually see anything.
Then she came over to me, with a malicious look on her face and said something. When she liked a boy like me, her eyes were very scary. I asked her not to come over, but she insisted on coming over, saying that I would definitely be a boy when I grow up.
Big handsome guy, so she wants to strike first, the old cow eats the young grass or something!
Then I was so scared that I ran out of the cave.
Then... I accidentally fell off the cliff.
The feeling of falling was more exciting than riding a roller coaster. I knew that I was definitely going to die.
But God won't let me die.
I was actually caught by some weeds and vines in the middle of the mountain, which relieved me of the impact of the fall.
As a result, I was intact.
But I was soaked by the heavy rain.
Inadvertently, I saw another cave halfway up the mountain.
I was in a great mood and quickly climbed in to take shelter from the rain!"
At this point, Concubine Huang Xu couldn't listen anymore, "Your story is too long. Can you get to the point?"
In front of the computer monitor, Huang Ming also looked confused.
This guy, if he doesn't want to be a storyteller, he's simply underachieving!
"Don't interrupt, listen carefully."
Ye Xiaobai frowned.
"Okay, okay. You continue."
Concubine Huang Xu could only accommodate Ye Xiaobai.
Ye Xiaobai then continued, "By the way, what did I say?"
"You said you went into a cave to take shelter from the rain."
Huang Xufei replied.xdw8
"Sure enough, I have a good memory. Well, then I entered a cave to take shelter from the rain, and I found a corpse. To be precise, it was a skeleton. Fortunately, I am studying medicine. I have seen many dead pigs, dead dogs, and dead people.
, so I didn’t have anything to fear, but it stimulated my interest in medical research. I began to study this skeleton and wanted to know how he died and how many years he had been dead.
As a result, my research revealed that this skeleton is at least two thousand years old, almost from the time of Qin Shihuang!
The cause of death was old age, and he had no other symptoms, so he died at the end of his life.
Then I discovered a magical secret book, and here comes the point. It was through this magical secret book, and my already powerful talent, that I gained my current master level.
Okay, that’s it for the story, there’s no point in telling it any more.”
Ye Xiaobai finally stopped.
Concubine Huang Xu wanted to die.
This is the plot of a novel in which a man refuses to give in to a romantic encounter and jumps off a cliff to obtain a magic secret!
It could be solved in just a few words, but this guy talked eloquently for almost ten minutes.
"Ha, I'm very curious, what magical secret book did you pick up, and who is that senior master of that skeleton?"
Concubine Huang Xu asked with tears in her eyes.
"I can't talk about this magical skill! As for the name, I can't say it. According to my master's last words, it must be kept secret. As his successor two thousand years later, I naturally respect the master. After all, without the master, there would be no me, Ye Xiao.
Today is white."
Ye Xiaobai deliberately kept it secret and refused to say it, "So, if you want to say what my background is, then my background is that I am the disciple of a peerless strong man who has been in the world for two thousand years. This is what you want to know.
Answer."
Concubine Huang Xu nodded with a smile on her face. No one knew whether she believed it or not.
"What about the monk's problem?"
Concubine Huang Xu continued to ask.
"This is simple. That monk was very bad. I don't know why. After seeing me for the first time, he cried and shouted that he wanted to be my little brother and my follower. He said that a young hero like me,
He is a rare person who is willing to lead the way. You don't know, no matter how hard I rush, he refuses to leave. He is very shameless."
Ye Xiaobai said angrily.
Huang Xufei was speechless again, and then she judged that this guy was just talking about cheating.
Not a single word, not even half a word, can be trusted.
"Okay, I've finished asking my questions. Thank you for telling me so much. Goodbye."
Concubine Huang Xu stood up and left. She couldn't stay here for a moment. This boy not only liked to talk nonsense and talk nonsense, but he was also super narcissistic. He never forgot to praise himself as he said it.
It's simply speechless.
"You're welcome!"
Ye Xiaobai chuckled, "Let's go slowly and don't send him off! By the way, remember that we will compare the level of the exam. Don't forget it. I will wait for your notification at any time."
"rest assured!"
Huang Xufei walked to the door of the study room, replied with two words, and then left directly.
Back in the car.
Concubine Huang Xu shrugged, "Grandpa Luotuo, I don't need to say anything. You can see and hear clearly here! What do you think of this matter?"
Huang Ming smiled bitterly and said, "I can't say, I feel like that guy is talking nonsense, but I don't rule out the fact that what he said is true. I think every word he said should be verified."
Huang Ming did not pursue the issue of Huang Xufei not following common sense. In the end, facts proved that there was nothing wrong with this matter, so there was no need to pursue it.
"Yeah! I think so too. Sometimes, the more you think it's nonsense, the closer it is to the truth. Just like that kid said he got perfect marks in the science exam, I thought it was nonsense, but I didn't expect that when I checked online, I found out
It’s true. No matter how he did it, or whether he had real materials, at least it’s a perfect score.”
Concubine Huang Xu nodded and said softly.
"Then next, I will send someone to Xiaoyang Village, the kid's hometown, to check."
Huang Ming said calmly.
"Well, but Grandpa Luotuo, you have to hire another Gao Mingha! I don't want to go to the countryside, I want to go to school!"
Huang Xufei stuck out her pink little tongue.
"Haha, that's necessary. Okay, let's go!" Huang Ming greeted the driver and left the place.
After the date between Ye Xiaobai and Huang Xufei was over, he would not be so foolish as to stay here and continue reading some college Chinese.
Taking the book in hand, I returned to the dormitory leisurely.
At this time, classmate Li Da was in bed, shivering and talking nonsense.
At first, Ye Xiaobai thought Li Da was losing his mind, but soon he realized something was wrong. He quickly pulled away the quilt covering Li Da's head and stared at Li Da. He could tell at a glance that this guy's condition was...
It's excessive fright.
Say nothing.
Ye Xiaobai quickly took out a silver needle and inserted it into classmate Li Da's eyebrow.
This time, classmate Li Da calmed down and fell asleep.
"What is it that scares classmate Li Da like this?"
Ye Xiaobai was very curious.
You know, this Li Da is usually very narcissistic, and he also thinks that his bricks are invincible. Ever since I gave him confidence, classmate Li Da has become a strong man and is no longer weak.
More than an hour later.
Li Dacai slowly woke up.
"Classmate Li Da, what's wrong with you?"
Ye Xiaobai quickly approached and asked.
Li Da thought of something and started to tremble again, "I, I, I saw a ghost!"
ghost?
Forehead!
Ye Xiaobai was dumbfounded. He never expected that Li Da would say this.
"Where did you see it?"
Ye Xiaobai asked curiously. As an atheist, he naturally would not believe in any ghosts and gods in this world.
If there is a ghost, it is just pretending to be a ghost.
"In the eighth teaching building, there is a female ghost in red. It's over, it's over. They all say that they can see ghosts, which means that their life span is approaching."
Li Da began to panic again.
Teaching Building 8, female ghost in red?
Ye Xiaobai knew the story of a female college student who once jumped from the building, but tonight, the girl in red who appeared was clearly Huang Xufei.
But classmate Li Da thought she was a female ghost and was so scared!
The corner of Ye Xiaobai's mouth twitched slightly, "Ahem! Classmate Li Da, that's not a female ghost, that's the girl I'm going on a date with tonight. You don't have to be afraid! As a man, you actually believe in ghosts, you are so worthless.
Already."
Forehead!
The girl you're dating?
Li Da was stunned.
"Okay, don't look at me like that. I know you don't believe me. When I get a chance, I'll let her come out in the red dress she wore tonight and let you see it! Then you'll know whether it's a human or a ghost."
Ye Xiaobai then patted Li Da on the head again, "Don't scare yourself into a fool. You will become a joke to our National Defense University in the future. With this little bit of success, when your luck comes, you won't be able to keep it."
It’s a girl! There’s no sense of security at all! How can you protect a girl?”