If you say this, let Qin Ya, Lin Shishi, Zhou Mei, Feng'er and others hear it.
They will all collectively vomit blood.
At the same time, he also complained: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you can call it your first kiss! You, a shameless old driver, won't your conscience hurt if you say such a thing?"
"Of course it's you! You bitch, you came here to kiss me on the mouth and didn't brush your teeth. However, I can't blame you. You were caught by those armed men and couldn't brush your teeth or rinse your mouth. Then I rescued you.
This...forget it."
Ye Xiaobai sighed, as if he had suffered a great loss. "It's just that I can't forget about my first kiss. My future wife will be very sad when she knows that my first kiss is gone like this."
,Hey, I'm sorry for her!"
Seeing the painful and aggrieved look on Ye Xiaobai's face.
Mi Lulu was also startled, feeling that she was still a little sorry for this kid!
"Well, you said that I kissed your mouth. I don't admit it. After all, I just need the oxygen in your mouth. However, this action is no different from kissing. I accidentally took away your first kiss. That's really it.
I’m sorry, but you’re not at a disadvantage, it’s my first kiss too! But I admit, I’m in the wrong, tell me, what do you want?”
Mi Lulu then spoke slowly.
Ye Xiaobai felt happy in his heart, but he had a very sad look on his face, "Forget it, my teacher told me since I was a child that I should be generous to others and have a mind as big as the sea. I decided to forgive you, but...
You have to agree to a condition."
"What are the conditions? To be your wife?"
Mi Lulu stared at Ye Xiaobai vigilantly like a conditioned reflex. She would not be pedantic and think that if the other person saved her, she would give her life to him.
Hum hum, this girl is not that kind of person, you think it is a novel routine!
There are many ways to repay kindness.
To commit yourself to something like this, unless it is true love and affection, otherwise...that would be a big fool's errand.
"You think beautifully."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
Just kidding, my skills in picking up girls are already very good. You girl, do you want to play tricks? Haha!
Hearing this, Mi Lulu couldn't control her body and took a big mouthful of sea water, then sprayed it on Ye Xiaobai's face.
As a woman, being rejected so nakedly was undoubtedly a huge blow to Mi Lulu. You must know that there are a lot of men pursuing Mi Lulu.
"Then what do you want?"
Mi Lulu asked curiously.
"I want you to keep it a secret. You can't tell anyone about your taking away my first kiss. In this way, if no one knows, my psychological guilt will be alleviated. After all, it is to save people! I believe,
My future wife can understand."
Ye Xiaobai said seriously.
call!
When Mi Lulu heard this, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief. What did she think it was?
"Okay, I promise you, I, Mi Lulu, swear to God today that if I, Mi Lulu, break my oath, I will be struck by five thunders from the sky."
Mi Lulu then raised her left hand and swore to God, "Okay, are you satisfied now?"
"Well, not bad."
Ye Xiaobai nodded. He didn't believe in any oath. If the oath would come true, countless people would be struck to death by lightning every day in this world.
This is just to tease the little girl.
The most important thing is that such boring interactions are the core of the technology of truly picking up girls, which invisibly builds the emotional foundation.
"Then how do we go back now?"
Mi Lulu asked with a smile.
Ye Xiaobai just returned to this question, "That..." Looking around, it was all sea water, and not a single bird could be seen.
He opened his watch, positioned himself, and saw that he was located at fifteen degrees south latitude of the Atlantic Ocean. Even from the African continent, it was still a long way away, easily over a thousand kilometers.
"You didn't call for a boat or a helicopter to pick you up?"
Mi Lulu said again.
Ye Xiaobai shook his head.
"Ah! Then aren't we going to drown in this sea?"
Mi Lulu panicked.
Ye Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders, "How is that possible? We are all good swimmers after all, so let's swim back."
ah!
Mi Lulu almost fainted.
Sailing across the Atlantic Ocean?
Oh My God!
This joke is not funny!
But when she came back to her senses, she saw Ye Xiaobai swimming out more than ten meters away.
"Stop sighing there and swim quickly!"
A cunning look flashed across Ye Xiaobai's eyes. Of course he could call and ask Lu Jifeng to sail back to pick him up. He could also call Ma Zhaolong and ask him to send a plane over.
but……
Ye Xiaobai did not choose to do this.
Just kidding, how could I let ships and planes destroy the opportunity to be alone with the goddess teacher?
"Ah! I..."
"The shark is coming."
"Ah...wait for me!"
Mi Lulu was so frightened that she quickly swam in the direction of Ye Xiaobai.
Ye Xiaobai also deliberately slowed down and kept swimming with Mi Lulu in the sea.
The distance between the two was only one or two meters, so Ye Xiaobai could clearly see Mi Lulu's charming figure wrapped behind her wet body.
Women with curvy front and back are indeed very attractive!
And only about twenty minutes later, Mi Lulu gasped, "I, I can't, I think I'm going to die! Ye Xiaobai... I'm thirsty, I'm so hungry! I have no strength!"
Ye Xiaobai looked at Mi Lulu's weak look and said with a smile, "Here, let me give you some water."
As he spoke, Ye Xiaobai pulled out a bottle of mineral water like a magic trick. Of course, Ye Xiaobai had already prepared it and hid it on his body. After all, our classmate Xiaobai had once flown thousands of miles on a plane.
Having experienced the sky, I know the importance of bringing some water.
Mi Lulu's eyes lit up when she saw the bottle of mineral water. She took it, unscrewed the cap, and drank the bottle of water in one breath.
Now, I feel a little better.
But my stomach was still rumbling with hunger.
"Ye Xiaobai, when are we going to swim? I feel like we will all die in this sea! I can't swim anymore, I really can't swim anymore."
Mi Lulu looked at the vast sea with despair on her face.
"You ride on my back and I'll carry you around."
Ye Xiaobai said immediately.
"Um, can you do that?"
Mi Lulu was slightly stunned.
"You have to do it even if you don't. As a man, I should protect women. As the saying goes, save people to the end and send Buddha to the West. Since I saved you, I will definitely let you return to the devil's capital safely and safely.
Our motherland."
Ye Xiaobai patted his back, "Come on! You're welcome."
Mi Lulu shook her sexy thin lips, and finally lay on Ye Xiaobai's body, then rode on Ye Xiaobai's back like a horse, with her long legs tightly clamped
Ye Xiaobai was deeply afraid of falling into the sea.
Next, Ye Xiaobai started to drive Mi Lulu and continued moving forward.
"Oh! I can't tell that you are so strong that you can swim faster by carrying me."
Mi Lulu felt that the person sitting under her butt was not a human being, but a speedboat.
"I swam slowly before because... I had to wait for you! Otherwise, I might have swam to a small island by now!"
Ye Xiaobai said with a smile.
And Mi Lulu was riding on his back, being held up by the beauty's legs. That feeling made Ye Xiaobai secretly happy.
In fact, Ye Xiaobai stayed in the sea and soaked in the sea without asking for support. This was what Ye Xiaobai wanted to do, to take advantage of Teacher Mi Lulu in disguise.
Mentally, Ye Xiaobai couldn't help but give himself several likes!
This is my way of picking up girls!
Mi Lulu gradually regained her strength because she no longer had to swim.
It's just that my stomach is still a little hungry, and it makes a growling sound.
"By the way, do you have mineral water or compressed biscuits with you? Give me some to eat. I'm hungry."
The tone of Mi Lulu's conversation with Ye Xiaobai also became more easy-going. Although Ye Xiaobai gave her a very bad impression when they met for the first time, but when they met again under such circumstances, she found that,
In fact, Ye Xiaobai is not that bad, he is a very interesting boy, and he is very brave and powerful.
"Well, I really don't have one. How about I catch a fish for you to eat?"
Ye Xiaobai said while swimming and feeling those amazing legs.
"Well, I can't eat raw fish."
Mi Lulu quickly shook her head.
"Is it okay to bake it?"
Ye Xiaobai said again.
"Of course. But, we are at sea, where can you bake?"
Mi Lulu blinked her eyes.
"Hey, this is so trivial."
Ye Xiaobai casually caught a big white fish in the water. For a martial arts master like Ye Xiaobai, catching a fish was a piece of cake.
Next, Ye Xiaobai activated his true energy, and his palm turned into a ball of flame. The big white fish was in his hand, constantly turning and baking.
This scene only made Mi Lulu stunned for a moment, and secretly pinched her thigh. This was not a dream.
"You, you, you..." Mi Lulu didn't know what to say.
"What's all the fuss about? You have been following me for so long, and you should have been able to tell that I am a legendary martial arts master. This is just the Fire Palm I practiced, but I didn't expect that it would be used to grill fish for you.
Well, you’ve passed the exam, let’s eat! Remember, because the internal organs of this fish have not been cleaned, you can just eat the meat on the outside. Don’t bite too deep, or you’ll eat shit!”
Ye Xiaobai handed the grilled large white fish to Mi Lulu.
Mi Lulu, who was in a hungry state, smelled the smell of fish, kept swallowing her saliva, grabbed the big white fish, and took a big bite.
Because fish in the sea are all salty, there is no need to add salt at all.
Ye Xiaobai continued to swim forward!
As for when to swim?
That was naturally after Ye Xiaobai thought that the heat was about the same, or in other words, it felt good enough.
And how did Mi Lulu know that Xiao Jiujiu was in Ye Xiaobai's heart? She just felt that this guy was really a very responsible and responsible man. He was indeed a good classmate who won the title of Three Excellent Students and Outstanding Young Pioneers in elementary school.