"Classmate Xiaobai, why did you get so angry when you answered the phone? Who bullied you? Tell me and I will give you a brick to kill him."
Li Da looked at Ye Xiaobai who looked unhappy and asked curiously.
Ye Xiaobai glanced at classmate Li Da, then shook his head and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that one of my girlfriends in Zhonghai was bullied. She even wanted to poach me and threatened me, saying
He wants to hit me or kill me, he is so arrogant!"
Hearing this, Li Da was even more excited and angry than Ye Xiaobai. His big eyes were round and his plump face suddenly trembled, "What, fuck, you dare to threaten like this?"
My brother, that bastard, wherever he is, I will shoot him to death right away."
Forehead!
Ye Xiaobai's mouth twitched, but he was secretly happy in his heart. This is what good brothers look like! Although classmate Li Da is a bit shameless, (well, classmate Li Da cannot know this description, otherwise classmate Li Da will
Crying!) But he is a rare true-hearted man. At least he is much better than some people who usually call each other brothers, then borrow money without paying it back, and use various excuses to evade when they need help.
"In Zhonghai."
Ye Xiaobai said softly.
"Okay, I'll accompany you to Zhonghai and let that guy understand how powerful the bricks in my hands are."
Li Da said seriously.
"good!"
Ye Xiaobai nodded and decided to take Li Da back to Zhonghai to deal with that idiot named Wu Ganhan.
Of course, the most important thing is that Ye Xiaobai wants to go back quickly and confirm his relationship with Qin Ya. Even if it is a shield, he can at least do many things openly.
From a woman's psychological point of view, if she is willing to let herself be a fake boyfriend, in fact, she already has the intention to accept herself.
This is the reason why Ye Xiaobai must go back.
Otherwise, Ye Xiaobai's phone call can make many martial arts practitioners, such as Mr. Qiu Jiandao, Wang Shiwanghu and others take action, and he can make Wu Qianhan, a rich man in the northwest, kneel down and call daddy.
In the afternoon, Ye Xiaobai booked an extra ticket for Li Da, and then flew to Zhonghai City with Li Da.
As for asking for leave, there is no need, because there are no classes in the afternoon, and tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Ye Xiaobai thinks that he will definitely be able to go back to class in time.
It took two and a half days to clean up a mere Wu Ganhan.
"Tsk! It's been a long time since I've been on a plane."
Li Da was sitting on the plane, extremely excited.
Ye Xiaobai originally wanted to say, isn't it just a matter of taking a plane? As for being so excited?
But the next moment, Ye Xiaobai swallowed these words back, because he saw that Li Da's eyes were wandering on the passing stewardesses, not hiding his lustful look at all.
This guy is not reserved at all. Sitting next to him is so embarrassing!
However, Ye Xiaobai thought of classmate Li Da. He had such a hard life and didn't even have a girlfriend. He could understand his impatience. He liked to watch it, so he let him watch it.
Ziliu!
Li Da took a gulp of saliva, then said with a smile, "Damn it, these flight attendants have really good figures, tsk tsk, they are also wearing stockings and skirts, so flying is such a pleasure!"
Ye Xiaobai immediately noticed that a dozen strange eyes were looking towards him.
Because we were traveling in economy class, there were twice as many people.
"Ahem, um, classmate Li Da, keep a low profile, you see so many people looking at you!"
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help but remind him.
Li Da grinned and said, "It's okay. Sooner or later, I will become a big star and attract everyone's attention. I have to get used to the scene of being noticed first. Besides, I am so handsome, it is normal for them to look at me."
Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai really wanted to kick classmate Li Da off the plane. This guy... really never knows what humility and the spirit of seeking truth from facts are!
Of course, Ye Xiaobai also took a look at the stewardess on the plane, but she was completely different from classmate Li Da, who was so upright and even unapologetic.
The flight attendants on this flight were all ordinary-looking and had the same figure. In the eyes of ordinary people, they were indeed very good, but in Ye Xiaobai's eyes, they were not very impressive.
Therefore, Ye Xiaobai soon chose to close his eyes and rest.
During this period, classmate Li Da naturally struck up a conversation with the stewardesses, but most of them were ignored by their professional smiles.
"Beauty, can I meet you?"
"Beauty, can you add me on WeChat?"
"Beauty, I think your temperament is very good, and I want to get to know you."
"Beauty, I think we are destined, you are my rose, you are my flower..."
These are all lines used by classmate Li Da to strike up a conversation.
But in the end, the answer I got can basically be summed up in this sentence: "Handsome man, thank you for your kindness. I think I am not worthy of your temperament. I'm sorry. You should find someone better."
When Li Da received these answers, he felt very disappointed, "Hey, it turns out that they are all too handsome and are causing trouble. You see, my sisters and sisters all say they are not worthy of my brother's temperament!"
Although Ye Xiaobai closed his eyes and rested, he did not fall asleep. When he heard Li Da's chatting process, he felt very heartbroken for Li Da.
Fortunately, the flight attendants were all very qualified and politely declined...
Suddenly, Li Da patted Ye Xiaobai on the shoulder and said, "Xiaobai, wake up."
"What's wrong?"
Ye Xiaobai opened his eyes and asked in a lazy tone.
"Classmate Xiaobai, you are very good at picking up girls because of your average appearance. I just tried to strike up a conversation with all the stewardesses on the plane, but you didn't succeed because you were too handsome. How about you strike up a conversation with one of them?"
Li Da said immediately.
These words also made people around the seats listen.
Everyone was very speechless.
In terms of appearance, Ye Xiaobai is really a handsome guy.
And this guy, who has no image of a handsome guy, actually said that he looks average?
This reminded everyone of a meme on the Internet. Look at that boy, he looks average, and then the camera changes, and it is Principal Gu at the peak of his appearance.
Suddenly, people had the feeling that they were all blind.
"Forget it, I have too many girlfriends, and I'm not in the mood to strike up a conversation."
Ye Xiaobai refused.
Li Da could only shrug his shoulders and did not continue to force Ye Xiaobai.
After a few hours, the plane landed at Zhonghai International Airport.
Director Jay Chou had already driven to the airport and was waiting.
I saw Ye Xiaobai and Li Da walking out together.
Jay Chou ran over quickly, "Brother Xiaobai, hey, long time no see, you are still so handsome!"
"Brother Zhou, each other."
Ye Xiaobai smiled.
Jay Chou is indeed a good-looking person. It can be said that he has picked up more girls than Ye Xiaobai. There are only the best beauties. But for ordinary people, every one of the beauties around Jay Chou can make people happy.
They drool.
Of course, Jay Chou also knows that comparing the quality of picking up girls with Ye Xiaobai is destined to be a sad story.
"Ahem!"
Li Da was a little unhappy at being ignored. Could it be that you can't see such a handsome guy like me?
Ye Xiaobai then introduced to Chairman Jay, "This is my classmate, Li Da."
"This is my good brother, Jay Chou."
Ye Xiaobai introduced Li Da again.
"Hello, brother Li Da."
Seeing that he was Ye Xiaobai's brother, Jay Chou quickly greeted him politely and shook hands.
Li Da smiled and said, "Hello, hello, since we are brothers with Ye Xiaobai, we will all be our own people from now on. If you are beaten up, you can report my name or call me.
I will definitely help you deal with him, Xiaobai knows my abilities."
Li Da's eyes lit up and he looked at Ye Xiaobai.
"Well, my classmate Li Da is indeed a very loyal person, and his skills are unrivaled in the world."
Ye Xiaobai praised classmate Li Da.
"Disrespectful, disrespectful, it turns out it's an expert in person."
Director Jay Chou became excited. He knew that Ye Xiaobai was very powerful, but he didn't expect that the Li Da next to him was even more powerful. He really couldn't tell a person's face!
Li Da smiled and said, "Easy to say, easy to say."
"By the way, well, because we are flying and cannot carry dangerous items, I need a brick. Can you find it for me?"
Li Da thought of something and said to Director Zhou again.
"certainly."
Director Jay Chou invited Ye Xiaobai and Li Da to get in the car and went straight to the hospital construction site.
A house is being built over there, with not much else but a lot of bricks.
"Brother Li Da, this construction site belongs to me. You can choose whichever one you like."
Director Jay pointed to a large pile of bricks on the construction site and said to Li Da.
"Well, okay."
Li Da jumped out of the car and went to pick out the bricks he had.
"Brother Xiaobai, you are such a strange brother! Could it be that he is more powerful than you?"
Only then did Jay Chou have the opportunity to ask.
After all, it would be inappropriate to ask this question in front of Li Da.
Ye Xiaobai lowered his voice, "Brother Zhou, this classmate of mine has some problems with his head. He has narcissism syndrome. So, whatever he says, don't be serious with him, and don't expose him, you understand!"
"I see."
Jay Chou nodded to express his understanding.
Soon, Li Da took two bricks and returned to the car, "Just two bricks. Anyway, I know there are many construction sites. If you run out, you can just come back and get them. Besides, this time I came here with classmate Xiaobai, just
Just take a picture of an idiot, two yuan is enough!"
Next, Jay Chou helped Ye Xiaobai and Li Da clean up their relationship.
I booked a private room in a luxurious hotel in Zhonghai and served a table of delicious food and wine.
The waiters serving the food are all hot young girls in bikinis.
This made Li Da's eyes widen.
This is my first time to have such a classy dinner!
Of course, this is all requested by Jay Chou. After all, he knows that classmate Ye Xiaobai also likes this kind of atmosphere. Men! Certain personalities are unified!