Under normal circumstances, a monk who is not a monk should be sitting on the roof of this building, meditating silently and chanting sutras.
However, tonight's Buddhist monk has subverted Ye Xiaobai's outlook on life.
I saw the monk Bujie, sitting on the ground, holding his hands on his head, and then he was rising and falling... Well, this perverted monk was doing sit-ups.
If it is an ordinary person doing sit-ups and exercising, there is nothing to say, it is a very normal thing.
but……
Monk Bujie is an extraordinary master.
He was actually doing sit-ups, a common exercise exercise for ordinary people.
It's like when you see an adult looking for milk from his mother like a baby.
Ye Xiaobai only felt that there were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.
"Hey, Donor Ye, it's you!"
Monk Bujie stopped moving, sat on the ground, stopped doing sit-ups, and looked at Ye Xiaobai with a smile.
"I'm doing sit-ups!"
Monk Bujie added casually.
"I know this is sit-ups, but as a master, you do sit-ups instead of practicing martial arts. Don't you feel ashamed?"
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes and walked over.
"Hey, you don't know, just saying this makes me cry!"
Monk Bujie looked depressed.
It was rare to see Milo Buddha, who was usually smiling, depressed. Ye Xiaobai became curious, "Tell me, let's see if there are enough tears to fill the Pacific Ocean."
"This is all the fault of Lord Buddha, Amitabha."
Monk Bujie sighed, raised his hands, and sang a promise.
Um, does this have something to do with Lord Buddha?
Ye Xiaobai looked confused.
Just listen to the monk Bujie speak and continue, "I think back then, when the poor monk just became a monk and practiced my unique Buddhist magic, the poor monk at that time had a great figure and eight-pack abs, which was the standard
What a handsome little monk!"
Having said this, Monk Bujie couldn't help but glance at Ye Xiaobai.
Ye Xiaobai said in his heart, "Yeah, you just keep talking and just look at me. What's the meaning of this?"
"After comparison, I feel that I was ten times more handsome than you are now, Donor Ye."
Monk Bujie withdrew his gaze and continued.
puff!
Ye Xiaobai almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He didn't expect that this unruly monk would be so narcissistic. Please, if you look like this, you won't be handsome even when you are a young man.
Where to go!
Okay! I don’t have the same understanding as you, so I’ll let you continue to be narcissistic. Ye Xiaobai wanted to complain a few words, but in the end he could only hold back, feeling that there was no point in arguing about this issue.
"But later on, as the poor monk got older and was influenced by Lord Buddha's powerful Dharma, he felt that he was too handsome. I'm sorry Lord Buddha. Look at the Buddha statue. He has a big belly and a face. I think he is already handsome.
It is not in line with the development trend of Buddhist disciples, not to mention that I am such an accomplished monk, so I naturally have to use Buddha statues as my standard."
"So, I started to abandon my perfect figure of eight-pack abs and trained eight-pack abs into one. You see, this is what it looks like now."
Monk Bujie pointed at his big belly like a beer belly.
"And then?"
Ye Xiaobai suppressed a smile. Damn it, this is not a big deal. It turned out to be the best. The eight-pack abdominal muscles turned into a big belly. It can even be called a piece of abdominal muscle. It is clearly a piece of fat.
?
"Yesterday you asked me for a big health care. The girl I ordered said, she said..."
Having said this, Monk Bujie is about to cry.
"Hey, don't cry, tell me quickly, what did she say?" Ye Xiaobai asked quickly.
"She said, my big belly is too ugly. If I were a strong man with eight-pack abs, she could secretly let me add an extra hour for free. One hour, ah, ah, ah, just lost an hour, it's like
What an unforgivable piece of abs!"
Monk Bujie held back his tears and said.
"I'll go...you perverted monk..."
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help but cover his face.
After struggling for a long time, it still has something to do with great health care! Ma Dan, I should have thought of it a long time ago.
"So, I decided to train my eight-pack abs again. Sit-ups are the best way to train my abs."
After saying this, Monk Bujie continued to do sit-ups in a dark voice.
He's having convulsions! This perverted monk! There's no way he can be saved!
Too lazy to care about the monk, Ye Xiaobai stood aside, resting his head on his hands, looking at the countless little stars in the sky, twinkling...
Since the last time Zhou Mei and I went to the provincial capital to buy a ring, and today's blind date, Ye Xiaobai felt that the tens of millions he had left were not enough.
It seems that you still have to find a way to get some huge sums of money on the card to be confident, and now the only way to make money the fastest is to auction phone numbers.
Sister Mei has probably returned to her school again, and cannot hold an auction reception at the Zunlong Club. After sorting through it, she can only ask Li Jiahao for help among the people she knows.
So, Ye Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and found Li Jiahao's phone number. Unknowingly, he had not contacted Li Jiahao for more than 20 days.
I don’t know what that girl is doing now, tsk tsk, probably after her body recovers, she has been groping and rolling around on the woman’s belly, it feels so good!
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai was a little envious of Li Jiahao. After all, that girl's health care and the monk's health care are completely different things.
As for me! Ever since I experienced such a wonderful feeling with Sister Mei, I can only think about it.
Soon, the phone call came, I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off.
"Hey! Shut down your phone? You are indeed having sex with a girl!"
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes and called Director Jay. Well, apart from Li Jiahao, the only one he could remember was Director Jay.
"Hello, Mr. Ye, I'm really happy to receive your call."
The phone beeped twice, and without even having time to play the ringtone, Jay Chou quickly answered the call, and then, Jay Chou's rather mean voice came from the receiver.
"Do you know where Li Jiahao usually plays? I just didn't get through when I called him."
Ye Xiaobai asked casually.
"Haha, Mr. Ye, you found the right person when you came to me. That guy and I are having fun together. Do you want to come over and have fun together?"
Jay Chou's laughter became even meaner.
On that day, he was actually with Jay Chou?
Ye Xiaobai nodded and said, "Where is it? I'll go there right away."
"No, no, Mr. Ye, tell me where you are! I'll go pick you up!" Director Jay Chou said quickly.
"Okay! I'm at Belle Hotel." Ye Xiaobai said.
"Okay, just wait, I'll be there right away."
Next, the call ends.
About forty minutes later, Jay Chou drove his luxury car to the Belle Hotel and welcomed Ye Xiaobai into the car.
"I said, Brother Li Jiahao, what are you playing with? Are they all turned off?"
Ye Xiaobai asked curiously after getting in the car.
"Mr. Ye, this is it! Tonight, through an agent, we contacted some of the top ten beauties in last year's National Miss Competition, hehe!"
There is no need for Jay Chou to continue talking about the rest of the words, all experienced drivers will understand.
"It's exactly what I thought."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
"By the way, Mr. Ye, did you really get Boss Zhou Meizhou?"
Although he saw Ye Xiaobai and Zhou Mei kissing each other, Jay Chou still couldn't believe it. That was the goddess he wanted to conquer and become his real wife! How could she be slept with by Ye Xiaobai so quickly? Isn't that right?
Science!
"Isn't this nonsense! Do you have any objections?"
Ye Xiaobai said noncommittally.
"No, no, no, I have no problem with anyone, and I will never have a problem with Mr. Ye. It's just that before Mr. Ye, there were countless people who pursued Boss Zhou, but no one could succeed, and they couldn't even touch him.
I got one, so I am very curious, Mr. Ye, how did you succeed? Do you have any secrets? I want to learn."
Jay Chou looked forward to it.
"Well, I really don't know how to say this. To be precise, I was tricked." Ye Xiaobai said seriously.
Director Jay suddenly became very uncomfortable and wanted to cry! It seems that Boss Zhou has been holding it in for more than 20 years and finally couldn't hold it in any longer. He's in love and misses a man. But, why don't you think about it first? Now, I'm here
But he is a very rich and handsome man!
…
Next, Ye Xiaobai followed Jay Chou to a private club.
"Here, two bottles of XO."
Jay Chou snapped his fingers, and immediately there was a tall, delicate-looking girl wearing a cheongsam, holding a wine tray, her figure swaying in style, the cheongsam parted almost to her waist, with a pair of
The white thighs are looming.
Ye Xiaobai's eyes lit up. The girl delivering the wine was actually so pretty. Yes, yes, Jay Chou and Brother Li, these two beasts really know how to choose a place!
"Sit down! This is Mr. Ye. Come here, pour some wine for Mr. Ye, and have a drink with our extremely handsome Mr. Ye."
As soon as Chairman Zhou saw Ye Xiaobai's eyes shining brightly, he hurriedly greeted him.
"Mr. Ye, come here, let me have a drink with you, little lady."
The cheongsam girl sat down, filled two glasses of wine, and handed one to Ye Xiaobai. Her eyes, facing the ambiguous light, reflected a fascinating light.
"good."
"cheers!"
"Dry!"
Ye Xiaobai picked up the wine glass and had a drink with the cheongsam girl. Then the cheongsam girl stood up and left.
After putting down the wine glass, Ye Xiaobai's ears twitched slightly and he heard the shameful sounds of men and women interacting in the room inside.
Judging from that breath, it was Li Jiahao, brother Li whom I hadn't seen for a long time.
"Mr. Ye, Li Jiahao will come out after he finishes his work. He will be very happy to see you," said Director Chou.
"Well! By the way, I called you just now. Didn't I disturb your girl? Now you can continue to play. I can just drink here alone." Ye Xiaobai said in a very understanding tone.