Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai's mouth twitched slightly.
The sun!
I haven't even finished what I said, and you're saying it's a bad idea?
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"No, this is absolutely not possible."
Xu Wenlong shook his head like a rattle.
"Why not?"
Ye Xiaobai asked casually.
"Do you mean to let that man sleep with my wife and seduce her? I can accept other things, but I can't accept a green head!"
Xu Wenlong said in a very firm tone that he was afraid of his wife. In fact, as a man, would he really be afraid of a woman? What's more, Xu Wenlong was once a reserve member of the Dragon Group and is now a famous iron-blooded director in Zhonghai City. He is afraid of women. That's
The impossible thing is love!
Because of love, we are tolerant and humble.
Hearing what Xu Wenlong said, Ye Xiaobai suddenly had black lines all over his head and was extremely ashamed.
"Um...Uncle Xu, I think you have misunderstood me? Can you please listen to what I have to say and make your head green? This is indeed a bad idea, and for such a bad idea, no matter how immoral I, Ye Xiaobai, am,
You won’t do that.”
Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat and said seriously.
"So...what do you mean?"
Xu Wenlong blinked his eyes. Did he misunderstand? Then he became interested again.
"You'd better answer my questions honestly first. In this way, you will slowly understand what I mean."
Ye Xiaobai said seriously.
"Oh! Okay! Then you ask."
Xu Wenlong nodded and said seriously.
"I won't repeat the question just now!"
Ye Xiaobai said.
"Well, your aunt is indeed very strong in this area. My body, which is so strong, sometimes can't even support me."
Xu Wenlong smiled coquettishly and said, "But fortunately, my sword is not old and I can still barely cope with the challenge."
After all, he is a martial artist. Even if he is seventy or eighty years old, he can still have the fighting power of a young man in his twenties and thirties. Xu Wenlong is only forty or fifty years old. For a martial arts practitioner, this is still an age with strong energy and blood.
time period.
"It seems that Auntie is not the cold type, so it will be easy to handle." Ye Xiaobai nodded and said, "Now let me ask you, if you fail, will Auntie be... unhappy?"
"I don't know about this, but I think she doesn't speak on the surface, but she must be unhappy in her heart! After all, she can't even live a normal life. It's impossible to say she has no ideas."
Xu Wenlong thought for a moment and answered seriously.
"That's easy to handle. Now I'll make you a useless man. No matter which hospital you go to, you can't be cured. Then, I'll give you the pills that can cure you. You can give it to that aunt."
In the hands of the person you like, you can reveal it invisibly, and that person can cure you... If you don't know how to operate it later, then there is nothing I can do."
Ye Xiaobai patted Xu Wenlong on the shoulder and said, "It's just that this will make you feel wronged for a while and you won't be able to enjoy a normal man's life."
I heard Ye Xiaobai say this.
Xu Wenlong's eyes shone, he snapped his fingers and praised, "Wonderful, indeed wonderful, haha, Xiaobai, you are so smart, you can come up with such an idea, it seems that I am really old
Sorry, my brain is not as flexible as you young people!"
"I'm willing to sacrifice for a while, so just go ahead and do it!"
Xu Wenlong said immediately.
It's not a big deal to have no married life for a period of time. As a veteran driver who has been married for more than 20 years, in some aspects, he is not as strong as a young man.
What's more, by sacrificing a period of happy life in exchange for an excellent son-in-law like Ye Xiaobai and his wife's approval, Xu Wenlong believed that if this was a business, then he would make a lot of money.
"Um!"
Ye Xiaobai nodded, waved his hand, and held a few short hairs between his two fingers, saying, "I will use your hair instead of silver needles to give you acupuncture, and use a special technique to seal you
In this way, in addition to being able to urinate normally, you will temporarily lose that function."
"Come on! Prick me!"
Xu Wenlong nodded repeatedly and said firmly.
Ye Xiaobai said, "Lift up your clothes and expose your belly."
Xu Wenlong did as he was told.
I saw the shadow of Ye Xiaobai's hand flash, and Xu Wenlong felt a numbness and itch in his lower abdomen, and then heard Ye Xiaobai say, "It's okay."
Damn, so fast.
Xu Wenlong immediately put down his clothes, sensed his lower abdomen, and found that there was nothing different from usual. The infuriating energy in the Dantian could still function normally. He thought to himself, the miracle doctor is indeed a miracle doctor, and this is how he seals acupoints to treat diseases.
Awesome.
"Here, this is a Qi-boosting pill. Just give it to that person. When the time comes, let him take the pill to treat you."
Ye Xiaobai took out a qi-boosting pill, stuffed it into Xu Wenlong, and said, "However, this is not really effective. It is actually to deceive aunt. Once the deception is successful, you have to find a way to come to me secretly."
, I will unblock your acupuncture points, and you will be able to return to normal. The Qi-boosting pills will only make you more powerful after you become normal. To put it bluntly, they will only add fuel to the fire."
"Ah, oh..."
Xu Wenlong was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
"Okay, now that the matter is settled, just wait a long time and implement your plan!"
Ye Xiaobai grinned, but that smile was very evil.
The reason why Ye Xiaobai was able to think of this method was because he thought of Xia Xinlei's parents. Wasn't it because he cured her father's disorder that he became popular in the first place?
Although families like Xu Wenlong's are not prosperous and wealthy, they can still live without worries about food and clothing and have an honorable status.
So what is human nature?
Confucius, thousands of years ago, had already summed it up incisively.
Food and sex!
This means that eating and normal emotions and desires are both human nature and the most basic nature.
After eating, Xu Wenlong's wife was obviously satisfied, so it was time to start with the second word.
"Well! Thank you very much, Xiaobai."
Xu Wenlong is naturally a smart man. Don't he know his wife well? Sometimes he is tired from work and lies down to sleep. The next day, his wife will be in a very bad mood, very irritable, as if she has eaten dynamite.
Under normal circumstances, as long as life is normal and harmonious, my wife's mood will be much better the next day, and she will even make a loving breakfast for herself.
Therefore, when Ye Xiaobai proposed this idea, Xu Wenlong was very in favor of this plan. Thinking that he had misunderstood Ye Xiaobai's meaning before, Xu Wenlong felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. He really judged a gentleman with a villain's heart.
The belly is full!
"You're welcome, this is all a piece of cake. By the way, Uncle Xu, who is the person who is disliked by Auntie?"
Ye Xiaobai asked curiously.
Hearing this, Xu Wenlong's expression became very embarrassed, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.
"If it's hard to say, then don't say it. It doesn't matter."
Ye Xiaobai waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "If nothing happens, I'll go back and rest first. You can go about your business!"
"Xiao Bai, actually the person your aunt doesn't like is you."
Xu Wenlong opened his mouth, but finally couldn't help but speak out, because in the end, Ye Xiaobai still had to cooperate with him, so Ye Xiaobai would know the truth sooner or later. In this case, there was no need to hide it.
"What? Is it me?"
Ye Xiaobai was startled and pointed at his nose, which was messed up in the wind.
"Yeah!" Xu Wenlong nodded noncommittally.
"Why don't you like me?"
Ye Xiaobai has always believed that he is a beautiful young man who is loved by everyone and has flowers blooming, but there are people who don't like him.
However, he also immediately recalled the time when he heard the conversation between Xu Rong and his wife at Xu Rong's house, and Xu's mother said that she was a pit of fire.
"Because she doesn't like you and Ronger being so close, saying you are too young and immature. And I can see that Ronger has special feelings for you, to put it bluntly! I really hope that you and Ronger,
We are destined to be together, but I don’t want your aunt to be a stumbling block between you, so do you understand?”
Xu Wenlong said seriously.
Only then did Ye Xiaobai understand the specific reason. After thinking about it for a long time, Xu Wenlong wanted to become his son-in-law, but his aunt did not agree.
Looking back on the past, Xu Wenlong did encourage him to pick up his daughter, but this time, it was the most straightforward one.
As for Xu Rong's fiery police beauty, if Ye Xiaobai said he didn't like it, he wouldn't believe it. If he didn't like it, could he keep looking for opportunities to take advantage of Xu Rong's girl?
"Uncle Xu, wait a minute, I'll get you something else."
Ye Xiaobai didn't wait for Xu Wenlong to speak, turned around, and slipped into the villa.
Xu Wenlong only had a puzzled look on his face, what else does this kid want to do?
After a while, Ye Xiaobai ran back in a hurry, holding a plastic bag with some white powder in his hand, and handed it to Xu Wenlong, "Here, Uncle Xu, take it."
"This...Xiaobai, you are also a policeman after all. Hiding this thing privately is an illegal and criminal act, but you will be held accountable."
Xu Wenlong's pupils shrank sharply, and then he frowned and said.
"Uncle Xu, what are you talking about? This is not a drug. This is a medicine I just prepared. Take it. If Auntie likes tea or other things, you can use the spoon you use to pick out earwax.
, take a small spoon, put it in, and give it to the aunt to drink. Don’t worry, it is non-toxic and has no side effects, but it can make the aunt become more like a wolf and a tiger without knowing it. In this case, our success rate will increase.
Even higher."
Ye Xiaobai said with a smirk on his face, his exposed teeth were so white and neat.